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interesting kink assortment on the dash
hey i found this in the corner of your room
donāt ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual
So the subplot ofĀ Holes is that Kate Barlow deals with the politically-sanctioned execution of her black boyfriendāwho unlawfully kissed a white woman who was in love with him!!!āby becoming a serial killer who targets racist/sexist white dudes who harassed her, were rejected, then went after her boyfriend as revenge from the depths of the āfriend zoneā.
Go off Louis Sachar, let em know!
Donāt forget the main plot was a damning satire of the brokenness and inherent racism of the American justice and prison systems! Louis Sachar does not fuck about
It always fuck me up that older people donāt understand how this story is as essential to most american children as Gone with the Wind or Mary Poppins was.
unironically, this is one of the best books/movies for young people that exists
Kissing Kate Did Nothing Wrong
And the technical writing of Holes is perfect. Like, itās one of the most technically-perfect books ever written. Basically any plotting or pacing or characterization issue youāre having, read Holes and really study how Sachar did it. THE LIZARDS! THE LIZARDS.
the twisty prophecies! the lizards! the lipstick! the humor! this book doesnāt play. a true classic.
and! in a twist, itās actually the most accurate depiction of archaeology across pretty much all media!
remember that guy that had a single auditory hallucination that told him he had a brain tumor and the exact location and then he went to the doctor and it was fucking right
Adding on my favourite other example of this: Sci-Fi author Philip K. Dick's period of hallucinations. He had an impacted wisdom tooth removed, and while high on painkillers, describes being struck by a beam of pink light originating in the Lesser Magellanic Cloud, that was sent by an alien AI. So far, so sci-fi, except:
guys. Guys please you're allowed to say big boy words. please we cannot keep just rolling with the sanitization of every space on the internet ok. you're allowed to say suicide. you're allowed to say porn. they're not bad words, they're just words.
also by ''censoring'' the words with silly spellings you're actually making it much harder for people to filter out. please just say Sex you don't have to call it woohoo like it's the fucking sims. i promise the Word Police aren't going to arrest you
if you are my mutual i need you to be on some bullshit i dont understand
this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap
do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?
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when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for
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Was just diagnosed with āneed to bite youā disorder. Yeah sorry itās terminal. The only cure is biting you. Cāmere.
I know people on tumblr looove stories of underwater cave diving, but I haven't seen anyone talk about nitrogen narcosis aka "raptures of the deep"
basically when you want to get your advanced scuba certification (allowing you to go more than 60 feet deep) you have to undergo a very specific test: your instructor takes you down past the 60+ foot threshold, and she brings a little underwater white board with her.
she writes a very basic math problem on that board. 6 + 15. she shows it to you, and you have to solve it.
if you can solve it, you're good. that is the hardest part of the test.
because here's what happens: there is a subset of people, and we have no real idea why this happens only to them, who lose their minds at depth. they're not dying, they're not running out of oxygen, they just completely lose their sense of identity when deep in the sea.
a woman on a dive my instructor led once vanished during the course of the excursion. they were diving near this dropoff point, beyond which the depth exceeded 60 feet and he'd told them not to go down that way. the instructor made his way over to look for her and found a guy sitting at the edge of the dropoff (an underwater cliff situation) just staring down into the dark. the guy is okay, but he's at the threshold, spacing out, and mentally difficult to reach. they try to communicate, and finally the guy just points down into the dark, knowing he can't go down there, but he saw the woman go.
instructor is deep water certified and he goes down. he shines his light into the dark, down onto the seafloor which is at 90 feet below the surface. he sees the woman, her arms locked to her sides, moving like a fish, swimming furiously in circles in the pitch black.
she is hard to catch but he stops her and checks her remaining oxygen: she is almost out, on account of swimming a marathon for absolutely no reason. he is able to drag her back up, get her to a stable depth to decompress, and bring her to the surface safely.
when their masks are off and he finally asks her what happened, and why was she swimming like that, she says she fully, 100% believed she was a mermaid, had always been a mermaid, and something was hunting her in the dark š
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The ocean is scary.
The Enigma of Amigara Fault
This short story by Junji Ito is about a fault that appears in Amigara mountain after an earthquake. The earthquake exposes countless human-shaped holes in the mountain which seem to have been made about a thousand years ago. People, intrigued by theseĀ silhouettes, gather at the site and thatās when things get creepy.
Itās about a 15-20 min read, but if you havenāt read this before, youāre in for a treat. Link above.
i mean itās not like i can just NOT reblog amigara fault. what if one of my followers is one of the lucky ten thousand who HASNāT been unutturably altered for life by it yet? go read it! itās creepy, but trust me, it was made for you.