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If the earth was flat, wouldn’t the edge be the most popular tourist destination?

Or a suicide/murder place.

You are reading Writing Prompts all day looking for something to write about, when you hear a voice in your ear say “that one”.

Right as I read this post as well.

The king has died and you, his trusted royal servant, have passed the crown to his power-hungry son. Rather than fearsome, however, you find his tyrannical commands to be amusing.

That's because his son is a toddler.

At one point, you might have been the antagonist in someone’s story.

I'm the antagonist of my own story

Your phone suddenly receives an emergency alert that tells you to seek shelter immediately. Your pet slowly walks up to you, looks you dead in the eye, and says: “The time has come. Follow me.”

HOW IS MY TINY GERBIL GONNA GET OUT OF HIS CAGE TO TELL ME??!

It’s coming

What is??

You can tell a lot about someone by whether they read HP as horsepower or hit points.

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I read it as Harry Potter.

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I hope love finds you in 2018

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I hope health finds u in 2018

I hope wealth finds you in 2018

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I hope happiness finds you in 2018

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I hope success finds you in 2018

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I hope dick finds you in 2018

I hope you find a pet that loves you in 2018

If cows go “moo”, and cats go “meow”, and ducks go “quack”, and dogs go “woof”, what is the designated sound that humans make?

The sound of our planet being killed over the generations.

A vampire decides to go vegan. Describe the elaborate methods he undertakes to fulfill this goal.

Well, I read somewhere that coconut water can be used as a substitute blood transfusion, so the vampire could possibly live off of coconut water.

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This looks like a sick band cover album.

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Net Neutrality

CONGRATULATIONS, everybody! We only have 10 days to fight the FCC & the repeal of #NetNeutrality!

Thanks to John Oliver there’s a SUPER easy way to do this Do you enjoy Netflix? Do you find yourself spending too much time on FB? If net neutrality goes away, our Internet bills go up and we give power to companies like Comcast and Spectrum.

Here’s what you can do - takes less than a minute: 1. Go to gofccyourself.com (the shortcut John Oliver made to the hard-to-find FCC comment page) 2. Click on the 17-108 link (Restoring Internet Freedom) 2. Click on “express” 3. Be sure to hit “ENTER” after you put in your name & info so it registers. 4. In the comment section write, “I strongly support net neutrality backed by Title 2 oversight of ISPs.” 5. Click to submit, done. - Make sure you hit submit at the end! **Feel free to share this**

This is really important!!

You just turned 13 and as tradition, your family brings you to a magic thrift shop for you to find your Focus, the item to choose you is what you will channel your magic through during school and training. Most people get jewelry, a book. The item that chooses you is unconventional to say the least.