#supersmart

[f1nnyf1sh]

thoughts on supersmart? el n suzie

ooh that’s a fire name… i do think they would get along suzie would probably love explaining stuff to jane, i honestly wish we had seen them interact.

[gingerly-writing]

Prompt #3471

The supersmart hero squinted at their nemesis. "You can't just change reality every time I'm right about something and you don't like it."

"I absolutely can-"

"No, you can't." The hero smirked. "Because your powers only work a few times a day, and I'm right all the goddamn time."

[eric-sadahire]

This user supports crows, ravens, and their agenda.

Corvid haters unfollow immediately!

They're super smart, and kind of dicks. But always amusing.

[mejoresdesmotivaciones]

Las palabras más peligrosas de las mujeres

BIEN: esta es la palabra que usan las mujeres para terminar una discusión cuando creen que tienen razón y que vos tenés que callarte. CINCO MINUTOS: si la mujer se está vistiendo, significa media hora. Pero si no se está cambiando y vos estás jugando a la Playstatión o viendo un partido y tenés que salir con ella o hacer otra cosa que ella quiere, son solo 5 minutos. NADA: La calma antes de la tempestad. Siempre quiere decir algo y deberías estar alerta. Discusiones que empiezan con NADA, normalmente terminan con BIEN (ver punto 1). HACÉ LO QUE QUIERAS: es un desafío, no un permiso. Ni se te ocurra hacerlo. En serio. GRAN SUSPIRO: es como una palabra, pero no verbal. Muy a menudo los hombres no lo saben interpretar. Un GRAN SUSPIRO significa que ella piensa que sos un idiota y se pregunta por qué está perdiendo el tiempo peleando con vos discutiendo sobre NADA (ver punto 3). OK: Es una de las palabras mas peligrosas que una mujer puede decir a un hombre. Significa que va a pensar cuidadosamente antes de decidir cómo y cuándo hacértelas pagar. GRACIAS: si una mujer te agradece, no hagas preguntas, quiere sólo dar las gracias. Pero espera al menos DE NADA. COMO QUIERAS: es el modo sutil de la mujer para expresar ?andá a cagar? o ?me tenés harta?. De alguna manera va a lograr que termine siendo como ella quiera. NO TE PREOCUPES QUE YO LO HAGO: otra frase peligrosa. Significa que desconfía de la capacidad del hombre para realizar la tarea y prefiere hacerlo ella misma. Pero de ninguna manera es un acto de bondad. ¿QUIÉN ES?: Léase ¿QUIÉN ES ESA PUTA Y QUE CARAJO QUIERE CON VOS? Ojo con lo que contesta, casi ninguna respuesta es aceptable. PREGUNTA QUE UN HOMBRE NUNCA DEBE REALIZAR: Si su mujer está como llorando o con cara de culo, nunca pero nunca se le ocurra preguntar ¿qué te pasa? Las inveitables respuestas son: NADA o UN GRAN SUSPIRO, con lo cual lo mejor que podés hacer es rajar y volver dentro de 15 días. Total igual te van a putear, por lo menos, zafás por un tiempo. ;-) presentado por https://descuentos.guru/supersmart

[bewarethepuns-blog]

My twelve year old brother taught himself to code. For real.

So, I'm sitting in my room, wasting time, when my little brother comes in saying "Look! I taught myself to code!" I obviously don't believe him until he brings in his shotty laptop, shows it to me and low and behold on the screen is a bunch of codes. He even showed dad this and is so proud of himself. And here I am, eating ramen noodles while watching Netflix.

[s-force-silverfang]

Does having superspeed make you supersmart?

If you can travel at superspeed, you’re brain and senses have to be able to process information faster, otherwise by the time you realise there’s wall in front of you, you’ve already crashed into it. 

As the brain processes faster, you must be able to think faster. If you can think faster than everyone else, assumedly you can learn and work through problems faster than everyone else as well. So does that mean all people with superspeed can be classified as super smart?

[pudding-the-clown]

So...

I can't remember much what happend yesterday but I woke up in @nails-for-your-coffin 's bed with a massive headache and even bigger sun burn

I HATE THE SUN!!!!!

Anyways, Harry and I had a #talk and unfortunally I couldn't lie to my best friend so I had to tell him about my recent endevours. He was really confused at first, then amused later. Nails was pissed, then started laughing after he found out who's house I was...visiting

Yeah, visiting is a good word

Both of them scould me about being "irresponsible with my health" and "doing something ilegal that could get me in trouble" to which I told them that it isn't actually ilegal because I haven't stoled anything or damaged property but apparently it's still dangerous and I could have "hurted myself"

No??? I'm like super good at sneaking???? I'm also super good at wormholing now!!!! I showed them my new improved skills and Harry tought it was really cool!!!!!!

Nails just seemed concerned which is something that made me feel funny

Ew gross don't look at me like that you weirdo!!!!

Then he made me pay for dinner because I made Harry worried, and fair enough

I apologized to my friend and said that I would take better care of myself, SO THIS IS WHY UNFORTUNALLY TO MY MOST BELOVED FAN from now on my concerts will be pre-recorded and played on a stereo

Oh hell yeah baby I'll be back >:)

Let's just say I'll performe MUCH BETTER while well rested and at the confort of someone else's living room!!!!!!!!

[dailynewsvideo]

17 Supersmart Tips For Taking Care Of Black Natural Hair

17 Supersmart Tips For Taking Care Of Black Natural Hair

We recently asked the BuzzFeed Community for haircare tips for Black natural hair and they delivered. Here are the best responses. Note: These tips and tricks might not work for everyone. 1. Avoid overusing heat. Getty Images “There is no such thing as ‘heat training.’ That’s just heat damage, while texturizer is still just a chemical perm.” —Melanie Williams, Facebook 2. You don’t need to…

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