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Some ludwig hate watchers smh…
I don’t have Disney so I can’t binge watch all the marvel series again. It’s very upsetting. It also means I live in the fandom.. which I’m sure hasn’t skewed any thoughts I originally had about canon events and characters
i fell into the ao3 wrapped hole.. uhh i read a lot of fanfiction, this surprises no one.
Everyone treats batman like. ‘assume orphan first, questions about parental status later.’
U reckon if tony had IT problems at work he just fixes it himself
Tim’s the kinda guy to get hello fresh delivered
Thinking about Tony Stark in collage being stuck socially in a place between, ‘he’s a millionaires kid’ and ‘what a fucking loser, kid’s like 12’.
Surely he was disliked by a majority of people because at that age you’re basically never seen as funny or interesting when you’re smarter than the 19 year old you’re talking to.
The real question is if people were falsely nice to him. And if so by how much? Was it passing indifference and an occasional smile yo stay on the good side of a ‘whining kid’ or intensely ‘kind’ to see if they could get something out of it; money, internships or straight up jobs.
Or alternatively did no one or most not care, because they realised that they didn’t have to like him because he didn’t seem to have authority or a backbone and was 6 inches shorter than them.
I love the entire batfam having to occasionally knock over or drop something to get away from a gala or other rich person event and everyone just staring at them like, aww they got that from their father!
Looking at Jason like, “adopted 2 weeks ago and already tipping over champagne towers!!” As Bruce Wayne climbs out a window without anyone watching.
Or “Dick hasn't been home in months but look at him already spilling drinks on his suit.” As Dick laughs and leaves apologetically right before Nightwing appears quarter way across the city.
DP x DC Prompt.
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>Danny had a problem. He thought he handled it well. He couldn't tell his civillian boyfriend of his half-dead status.
He definitely couldn't let him find out by being summoned by some culty wannabes who wanted to rule the world.
Easy solution: Volunteer to be the sacrifice, turn his eyes green, and act like a Royal prick and powerful being. Get rescued by one of Gothams 50 vigilantes. And claim no memory.
Boom, secret identity underwraps.
He didn't expect everyone to treat him so fragile after.
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Damian also had a problem. That problem, being his civilian boyfriend, was obviously possessed by a spirit of the ghastly ghost king and was utterly clueless about it.
And it was all his fault.
Danny Fenton was the next June Moore/ Enchantress. Except he was hosting one of the most powerful beings in the universe.
And that lovable idiot had no damn idea about it.
All the Batkids failed their first drivers test. They all got too used to occasionally driving the Batmobile. (Whether they were allowed to or not.) They broke at least half a dozen road rules each minute in that car and all struggled to switch to legal driving.
Dick was first and he got so many lessons to correct his poor driving. After being a menace of a child and Bruce letting him get away with shit, despite all the lessons Dick just couldn’t get the “way too many” road rules to stick in his head when he would go out a break half of them once a week. He was fully angsting during this period and only tried the test a max of twice before Jason died and he took a long break. (And maybe drove a lot of vehicles illegally when he needed to, there was no proof.) When Tim came along he tried again. At this point he had (illegally) driven enough and was old enough to properly understand road rules and passed on his next shot at it.
Jason died too early to take the test as ‘Jason Todd’, he took the test once in his main civilian identity and was about a meter away from crashing before the instructor slammed the brakes. He forged the license and told everyone he only failed because he couldn’t stand the backseat driving. He has crashed many vehicles and sends any of his traffic violations to Bruce to pay (despite having crime money that could definitely cover it). Dick bails him out frequently when he gets taken in due to the sheer amount of repeat offences Jason’s racked up. (Jason getting revived legally would just mean he claimed to have taken the test and wouldn’t actually take it.) TLDR; Jason literally never gets his license but certainly failed first time ‘round.
Tim was pretty close, he didn’t sleep the night before and told everyone ‘this is how I work best’. He failed on account of accidentally speeding, max 10km/h, over the speed limit when he zoned out slightly. He failed the second time because he, again, didn’t sleep the night before and so fucked up his parking and failed to stop properly at stop signs. He got his license third try when he actually got some sleep the night prior. However no one ever wants to get into a car with him because he never actually sleeps enough for his driving to become road safe.
On Cass’ first drivers test she failed on account of ignoring road signs. After driving the Batmobile regularly using the quickest route she was used to turning left despite signs that say no left turn and honestly stop signs, what are those? Cass was begrudgingly a little more sensible than some of her siblings so she drove the Batmobile more often and instinctively broke many of these before the instructor could get a word in edgewise. Her instructor considered switching jobs after she crossed four lanes of traffic, very well mind you, when there was absolutely no reason for her to even go that way. (It was the path she always took to Arkham after a breakout. Instinct had kicked in.)
Duke failed for speeding. There were a couple other infractions but he managed to get those excused, no one really knows how. Miraculously he got his license on his second try. (He shouldn’t have, letting him on the road was a mistake.)
Damian got a bunch of lessons and tried really hard to show his siblings that he was the best of them. By the time he took the test he got all the normal stuff down and could probably drive better than Duke or Cass when he wanted to. He failed on account of accumulating too many little infractions. He was pissed. He took more lessons, like way more than he actually needed to, and also got his license second try. No believed he actually got it without threatening his instructor (he tried it the first time) legitimately and wouldn’t get in the car (civilian ids) with him behind the wheel for a good while.
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batman's really out here like "i speak for the trees" but instead of trees its his robins who like have all lowkey hated him at some point and are like 'yeah right old man'
why is he so sassy here
Batman: Shaman #4
The justice league sees Batman periodically updating a database of his, at the oddest of times, and naturally they think it's got something to do with his contingency plans or a dataset about the Gotham rogues, but in reality it's just him keeping record of his many children's changing tastes
Superman: Woah, he's writing down with such concentration, wonder what could be in there, maybe a new villain in Gotham?
Bruce, writing: "Dick has refused his favourite Pb&J five mornings in a row. Delete from favourites. Ask for new favourite food."
"Jason didn't seem as Eager to read the new book by his favourite author, put it in neutral category."
"Tim chose a green shirt instead of a red one at the mall today. More research needed."
"Cass listened to arctic monkeys on repeat this week. Update to favourites."
"Duke expressed an interest in slam poetry and called band practice lame. Put poetry in favourites and band in neutral."
"Damian watched Bluey for a total of 50 hours this week. Update to favourites."
The year after Jason dies the whole fam, including newly included Timmy all get together and go to Christmas Eve mass even though none of them even believe in the religion because it’s what Jason would have wanted to do. Extra points for them making up for a Christmas they told Jason they couldn't go because of a rouge outbreak.
Then when Jason as Red Hood returns (and reintegrates himself well enough into the fam) the whole family does it again but this time with him there too.
They all tear up or cry both times (including Jason the second time).
Damian Wayne comes across a classic christmas carol known well among the children of gotham… pt [1/?]
Hey wait lemme do a spotify wrapped game: what’s the first song on your list that’s not by one of your top five artists and how high is it