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I'm Cocoa, 28, and I really love tabletop! They/Them/Their, Ae/Aer/Aers, and He/Him/His Read A Disease Like You Spreads

[beyblaiddyd]

i need to get like a council of visualizers who i can just give commands to i need 7-9 people that I can point to and say Imagine a dog on a tricycle for me

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[sinlizards]

what game did this guy even play

[beyblaiddyd]

Also mini vent but I wish I was like better at communicating with other human beings there have been so many ppl over the years on artfight who I think are really cool and have cool characters that I would love to talk to and learn more about their characters etc and every time I try to reach out or make a connection it ends up falling flat. And of course other ppl have no obligation to me but it does feel bad that I'm just like incapable of making friends independently. Whatever we ball

[beyblaiddyd]

my battle ratio this year is more dire than it's ever been

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[beyblaiddyd]

made arayes for the first time and it's preddy good but i definitely didn't go quite hard enough with the seasoning + i forgot to get the ingredients for yogurt tahini sauce so i basically fucked it all up forever

[dyk-videogamesongs]

Visit Original Link

#592 - Do You Know This Video Game Song?

I know both the song and the game.

I know the song but can't name the game.

I might know this.

I've never heard this.

Remaining time: 3 days 5 hours

[beyblaiddyd]

Ive been losing my patience every day I draw closer and closer to unironically genuinely not with exaggeration or for rhetorical purposes hoping every single man living on the face of this planet dies

[normalest-lux-ever]

Fun fact for anyone who does this, being a misogynistic man isn't funny just because you're trans or you think the idea of treating trans women like women is inherently funny, how funny do you think she finds your "ironic" misogyny when you punch down on the women that don't have cis privilege over you

[normalbrothers]

mike flanagan's what if the world was made out of pudding cinematic universe

[beyblaiddyd]

I hate when there's a post that I Would reblog but one single word betrays such a deep-seated subconscious misogyny that I cant abide it

[beyblaiddyd]

my dad bought me a like mini blender while visiting so i tried 2 make myself a smoothie for the first time and the result was decidedly mid i need to play with my ratios. not enough berries

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[klapollo]

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

[klapollo]

Outbreak of diarrhea-causing parasite grows to more than 1,000 cases

Michigan is experiencing its largest outbreak of a parasitic infection that causes severe diarrhea. Nearly 1,000 people have been diagnosed

this is not life-threatening, but also who wants weeks of diarrhea and a fucking parasite in them lol. if you suspect you've already had this and it's passed, i would see a doctor. you might need an antiparasitic anyway. if you're actively sick, see a doctor and they might be able to prescribe medication to help you get over it faster.

try to avoid eating raw vegetables, scrub fruit with a produce brush and rinse thoroughly with water. again, don't bother with premade greens or bagged salads. if you buy lettuce, remove the outer 2-3 layers of leaves.

there are UNVERIFIED rumors that the greens have been linked to a company that sources to taco bell. some locations have been actively pulling fresh ingredients like lettuce, avocado, and pico de gallo to mitigate the threat, so i would avoid any products from them just in case. considering how vast supply chains are, i'd be wary of any fast food greens in general for now.

[hustlerose]

give a man a NEW LAMBORGHINI and he'll SLEEP for a day. teach a man KNOWLEDGE and he'll DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS

[kingcatnine]

i know it's not fair to compare the writing of recent debut tumblr authors to Terry Pratchett no matter how much they want to be him but reading a discworld really is making me despair at ppl not understanding what makes a metaphor good. Pratchett just hit me with "the silence of the room crowded in like a fist slowly being clenched" and you want to try my patience with sharpened bananas. go home.