eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti

[shitty-science]

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

[afrojabi]

thank you for this

[legalmexican]

I need the equation you used for this

[tehnakki]

It’s your basic equation substitution method. You simplify the second equation from Lil Wayne (the blue one) and plug it into the original equation from Kanye (red one) and solve for the answer (green).

[liberianbadbitch]

I hate this website

[bitchimightbey]

This could be a SAT question

[rihennalately]

[tootsieboy-deactivated20171122]

repeat after me: fuuuuuuuuuuuck thaaaaat

[udirr]

[flowerbrain]

[joy-crimes]

y’all motherfuckers don’t know about my knife shoes

[sunlian-deactivated20180906]

ice skates

[joy-crimes]

blocked

[beyonceismymain-blog]

Me, on a date: so how do you feel about using old memes?

Them: I honestly hate people using memes that have expired. It's not funny anymore

Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

[coltre]

[extraterrestrialslut-blog]

[ruinedchildhood]

[mutual-we-discussed-it]

this is your daily reminder to take a chonce

[riemth-deactivated20181126]

What the fuck is a chonce

[babygvl]

someone probably getting their titties sucked rn and i’m here just…chillin

[rlckrolled-blog]

Panic! In front of the cute boy

[mutuallyassuredseduction]

the calming sounds of rain (BASS BOOSTED)

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

smash that mf like for a frosty cold pepsi to fly out of your screen killing you instantly 

[ufomism]

person: i care about u me: ok then why am i not ur entire life??? smh fake

[brianmalik]

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away