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[beyondjustus]

LOL IVE BEEN USING THE WRONG ACCOUNT OMG bye

[beyondjustus]

i hate this shit i just spent like 50 minutes relearning how to use this website and i already regret it

[bitchesbtrippen]

[crispyshrimpies]

So, this happened at my local mall.

[thatpunnyguy-deactivated2016051]

The hype train was too real

[soldiersshieldmain]

@beyondjustus @the3amigops 

THIS TRAIN IS EVERYWHERE WHAT MALL IS THIS BECAUSE IT’S DEF NOT MINE

[beyondjustus]

Lmao yeah I'm thankful customers were checking up on us but that's not us lol

[gaeans]

[names-newt-greenie]

just thought I’d pass this on to tumblr, please be careful at Halloween!!

[angelmartinez2022]

Wait what!? 

omg someone was handing these fuckers out at the art store today! as “Halloween candy” they smelled awful so i threw them in the trash! DEAR LORD! 

[emotimau2]

So they are actually doing this!

Remember everyone! Don’t eat candy that has been opened or looks SUPER SUSPICIOUS. Especially these!

[tehjai]

have… have none of you seen a tab of E

[azhuresunsoar]

well now that I googled it I have

[tehjai]

But here’s the thing, this post is ridiculously uninformative, even if it were true.

I know people really like to spread the mythos that people who use recreational drugs get off on foisting them on unsuspecting people.  By and large this is inaccurate, and if it does occur it is less a function of recreational drug use and more a function of dipshitted, irresponsible people.

Your responsible recreational drug-using friend should advise you what they’re giving you, explain to you how it works, and give you the opportunity to try it out in a situation you’re comfortable in, with a backup plan to get you somewhere quiet and safe in the event of a bad trip.  And furthermore, they should always respect your declination of the offer.

If they don’t, they’re a jackass, drug-user or not.  

Plus, this stuff costs serious money.  Why give it away to strangers for a laugh? 

Let’s get off that train, it’s presumptuous and helps perpetuate that War on Drugs B.S.. And by now we all fucking know to only eat wrapped-up candies from our trick-or-treat bags and to carefully inspect or throw out anything homemade from a strange source.  Safe Hallowe’ening 101, everybody. But!  Let’s talk a bit frankly about the compound pictured here.

MDMA/Ecstasy is a chemically synthesized compound, so if you were to “eat” the “candy”, it would pretty much taste like chewing on a Tylenol.  You’d get that same bitterness from the acids.  By and large, it would be ridiculously unappealing.  Plus, the tabs are, generally speaking and most of the time, literally shaped like pills, sometimes embossed with a cool symbol.  

They really don’t resemble candies at all, and on the off chance you got a tab that was, the jig would be up the minute you put one in your mouth.

Provided that the compound in the tablet is actually MDMA, you will not have hallucinations.  You will have euphoria, elevated body temperature, and a ridiculous come-down but everything should be over in about 12-14 hours. 

If you THINK you have been duped into taking E or something that looks like E, here is what you do:

First off, if it was presented to you as a candy and you get a “pill” taste in your mouth, immediately spit it out, rinse your mouth with water, and eat something.  

Save whatever’s left of what you were given until you’re all the way down/back to normal.  In the event something goes awry and you need medical attention, having what you took to show to the medical staff will help them treat you.

Try very hard not to panic.  None of these compounds will instantly kill you.

MDMA will elevate your body temperature.  Get some water and make sure you have some always on hand.  Sip, don’t chug.  Try to avoid caffeine, because if you got dosed with this stuff, you’re going to be up for awhile.

If you get the euphoria, simply ride it out.

If doing any of the above is impossible for whatever medical reason, and/or if you begin to feel uncomfortable physically or mentally, go to the emergency room immediately.

When in the emergency room, be upfront with the medical staff.  This is extremely important.

Be safe, but be informed.  And for the love of toast, don’t take unwrapped candies from strangers.

[cheesy-ghost-butts]

Now I will reblog this since someone sensible commented on it

[cosmicrystalwitch]

No one is giving $20 dollar a pop drugs to kids

[beyondjustus]

LITERALLY NO ONE IS DOING THIS OMG

[fuckingtigress]

tab of e

[beyondjustus]

TAB OF E

[beyondjustus]

Also as a reminder I've moved primarily to my new url pokem4n so for personal heavy shit follow that otherwise don't

[beyondjustus]

A TAB OF E!!!!!!!!!!

[names-newt-greenie]

just thought I’d pass this on to tumblr, please be careful at Halloween!!

[angelmartinez2022]

Wait what!? 

omg someone was handing these fuckers out at the art store today! as “Halloween candy” they smelled awful so i threw them in the trash! DEAR LORD! 

[emotimau2]

So they are actually doing this!

Remember everyone! Don’t eat candy that has been opened or looks SUPER SUSPICIOUS. Especially these!

[tehjai]

have… have none of you seen a tab of E

[azhuresunsoar]

well now that I googled it I have

[tehjai]

But here’s the thing, this post is ridiculously uninformative, even if it were true.

I know people really like to spread the mythos that people who use recreational drugs get off on foisting them on unsuspecting people.  By and large this is inaccurate, and if it does occur it is less a function of recreational drug use and more a function of dipshitted, irresponsible people.

Your responsible recreational drug-using friend should advise you what they’re giving you, explain to you how it works, and give you the opportunity to try it out in a situation you’re comfortable in, with a backup plan to get you somewhere quiet and safe in the event of a bad trip.  And furthermore, they should always respect your declination of the offer.

If they don’t, they’re a jackass, drug-user or not.  

Plus, this stuff costs serious money.  Why give it away to strangers for a laugh? 

Let’s get off that train, it’s presumptuous and helps perpetuate that War on Drugs B.S.. And by now we all fucking know to only eat wrapped-up candies from our trick-or-treat bags and to carefully inspect or throw out anything homemade from a strange source.  Safe Hallowe’ening 101, everybody. But!  Let’s talk a bit frankly about the compound pictured here.

MDMA/Ecstasy is a chemically synthesized compound, so if you were to “eat” the “candy”, it would pretty much taste like chewing on a Tylenol.  You’d get that same bitterness from the acids.  By and large, it would be ridiculously unappealing.  Plus, the tabs are, generally speaking and most of the time, literally shaped like pills, sometimes embossed with a cool symbol.  

They really don’t resemble candies at all, and on the off chance you got a tab that was, the jig would be up the minute you put one in your mouth.

Provided that the compound in the tablet is actually MDMA, you will not have hallucinations.  You will have euphoria, elevated body temperature, and a ridiculous come-down but everything should be over in about 12-14 hours. 

If you THINK you have been duped into taking E or something that looks like E, here is what you do:

First off, if it was presented to you as a candy and you get a “pill” taste in your mouth, immediately spit it out, rinse your mouth with water, and eat something.  

Save whatever’s left of what you were given until you’re all the way down/back to normal.  In the event something goes awry and you need medical attention, having what you took to show to the medical staff will help them treat you.

Try very hard not to panic.  None of these compounds will instantly kill you.

MDMA will elevate your body temperature.  Get some water and make sure you have some always on hand.  Sip, don’t chug.  Try to avoid caffeine, because if you got dosed with this stuff, you’re going to be up for awhile.

If you get the euphoria, simply ride it out.

If doing any of the above is impossible for whatever medical reason, and/or if you begin to feel uncomfortable physically or mentally, go to the emergency room immediately.

When in the emergency room, be upfront with the medical staff.  This is extremely important.

Be safe, but be informed.  And for the love of toast, don’t take unwrapped candies from strangers.

[cheesy-ghost-butts]

Now I will reblog this since someone sensible commented on it

[cosmicrystalwitch]

No one is giving $20 dollar a pop drugs to kids

[beyondjustus]

LITERALLY NO ONE IS DOING THIS OMG

[druun-deactivated20180630]

[burntpolitics]

Online media vs online polls

[nativenews]

Corporate media and private interest: the collusion is profound

[beyondjustus]

It's bc time warner is a #7 backer of Clinton and they own CNN and other stuff lmao

[vikander]

Jennifer Lawrence picks up Aziz Ansari and carries him out of a hotel following the Saturday Night Live after-party in New York City on October 10, 2015.

[nerd-utopia-deactivated20200206]

Alfred Enoch - September 2015 Issue No. 84, Bello Magazine

[micdotcom]

Watch: Bernie Sanders, what a mensch.

[dishycrafts]

please protect him at all cost presidency will absolutely take its toll on him but he’s prepared to give it up to genuinely help other people protect this cinamon roll

[beyondjustus]

Ok well not a cinnamon roll in all aspects but definitely one who cares more about us than everyone else

[catsdogsgifs]

[gagastly-deactivated20181031]

Last September, hit recording artist Kesha filed a lawsuit against her mentor and producer Lukasz Gottwald (better known as Dr. Luke) in an effort to be released from her recording contract with his company. In her suit, the singer says the prolific hitmaker “sexually, physically, verbally and emotionally abused” her over the decade they’d worked together, to a degree that he’d “put her life at risk.”

Kesha’s lawsuit alleges at least two specific accounts of rape. In one, she says the producer forced her to inhale a substance prior to boarding a plane which left her incapacitated and, while in the air, sexually assaulted her. In the second, he gave her what he referred to as “sober pills,” which she says she later learned were GHB, a date rape drug. In that instance, the singer says she woke up the next morning feeling sore and disoriented in Dr. Luke’s bed, with no memory of how she’d wound up there.

The suit itself has hit a technical roadblock. Kesha filed her suit in California, but a “forum clause” in her contract stipulates disputes regarding it must be handled in New York. Given that, the California Judge overseeing the case has put it on hold.

What are we to take from the reality that few people seem to care about Kesha’s case? Her public image is as a crass party girl and Dr. Luke helped her career in many ways—is her case being overlooked because she doesn’t fit into the “perfect victim” mold?

[captaincroptop]

THIS DR.LUKE IS SCUM AND SHE’S NOT THE ONLY WOMAN TO BE ABUSED BY THIS ASSHOLE

[pixelatedpixie]

i just wanna add that she wore this dress as a big fuck you to him a few months after filing and it honestly was such an inspiration to me as an abuse survivor

[thotwarner]

I hope he burns

[sashayed]

the feeling of incredulous betrayal when someone is like “BEST COVER I’VE EVER HEARD” and it turns out the cover concept is “acoustic guitar, 12x slower, gentle man bleating”