It's a moral imperative that we write more sex scenes which are
Weird
Uncomfortable
Not good for anyone involved
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@stardustaurora
It's a moral imperative that we write more sex scenes which are
Weird
Uncomfortable
Not good for anyone involved
The Scots emptied THREE DIFFERENT BOSTON BARS OF BEER.
Including the Sam Adam's Taproom. Whose only job is to HAVE BEER.
Amazing. Stunning. 10/10
Also, thank you @crubblessnowglobe for making sure I saw this:
Australians getting fucked up on the good shit in Seattle. Top tier work.
This is cultural exchange done right
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?
this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
What Was The Image
thats between me and the holy fucking ghost
blood is romantic you guys are just cowards
people love to say "your cat is just being cuddly because it's cold out and he likes the warmth" like that detracts from it somehow. this weird little creature lives in my home and his paws and the tip of his nose are cold and his solution to this is to go to the big weird hairless ape who feeds him, and curl up on its stomach and fall asleep there bc it's nice and warm. that too is love!!!!
i think im like a quarter of a person
"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about
re-posting bc reblogs got turned off etc
@ancient-rome-au this could be us...
🛸 .。.:*° 🌙 • .°• 🚀 ✯ .°• ★ * ° .。.:*・°. .°• 🛰 °· 🪐. • ° • ☄ .。.:* ・°☆. • .°•💫 .。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°
mutuals look we are in the planetarium together
being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways
"do you have any hobbies" lately i have been into overthinking and panicking
nowhere else
you bottle Miette??
You crush Miette like the grape?
brick up mother in basement for ONE THOUSAND YEARS
The Cask of Miettellado
Y'all are just absolutely committed to creating humor I cannot explain to my spouse, aren't you?
starting a collection
I do not want the ai overview. I want to read six wikipedia pages as god intended.
And her sister Phthalo Blue, another slam dunk for copper!
Don't forget about her distant cousin, Tyrian Purple