bezael

Non faccio niente.

[alfonsocasas]

[scorpiondagger]

[catastrofe]

questi remake ‘meregani di grandi classici italiani mi perplime parecchio

[profoundlysillycollectorus]

[bladedamus-deactivated20170306]

Yeah, can I get a fuckin’ uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

[tastefullyoffensive]

We deserve this punishment. (via whack_)

[iceageiscoming]

[em-ily-grace-deactivated2020072]

Two Medieval Monks Invent Bestiaries

By Mallory Ortberg on The Toast

MONK #1: do birds have meetings MONK #2: absolutely they have a Meeting Hat and everything MONK #1: what do they have meetings about MONK #2: mostly who gets to wear the meeting hat

MONK #1: do human women sleep in beds or– MONK #2: no that’s dogs you’re thinking of MONK #1: right right

MONK #1: what part of the knight do fish go on MONK #2: the head MONK #1: thanks MONK #2: oh absolutely no problem at all MONK #1: both lying flatwise across the head, or…? MONK #2: no one on each side like ears MONK #1: ok great

MONK #1: so when a dog and a bird make out MONK #2: right MONK #1: it’s usually the bird that’s on top right? MONK #2: yeah usually MONK #1: great

MONK #1: hey is it owls or people that live in caves and build fires? MONK #2: owls

MONK #1: hey roughly what size are sparrows MONK #2: mm it kind of depends MONK #1: like AS big as a tree or not quite as big as a tree? MONK #2: oh pretty much the same size as a tree

MONK #1: can cows sail boats? MONK #2: hahaha no common misconception they have to put wheels on the boat and roll it over land

MONK #1: what do birds eat MONK #2: other birds mostly MONK #1: like different kinds of birds, or something else MONK #2: no birds only eat exactly the same kind of birds that they are

MONK #1: what kind of bird tucks people into bed at night usually I mean MONK #2: any bird any kind of walking bird MONK #1: and when it tucks you in, people usually look… MONK #2: incredibly worried it’s incredibly worrying when the bedbird tucks you in

MONK #1: ugh sorry to bother you again MONK #2: no no its fine this is what i’m here for what is it MONK #1: what part of a goat is a snail again like the front end or the back end MONK #2: what part do you feel like should be the snail part MONK #1: the back part? MONK #2: you shouldnt doubt yourself you know more about goats than you give yourself credit for

MONK #1: what usually rides horses like people or– MONK #2: fire

[effington]

Tbh this is the funniest post on this dumb website

[qrsive]

I’m sorry but I have never laughed so hard sitting alone in a room

[maduke]

[postingwhileblack]

Damn, this is so good

[thathomestar]

[prevsofialamb-blog]

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

[amlielacrx-archived-blog-deacti]

This is it. The video that made memes illegal in Russia. Reblog it every day to piss Sadimir Putin off.

[eterrorist]

@maoh

[unamoosedwerewolf]

@prongs-chan

[fuckyeahsirpatrickstewart]

Sir Ian McKellen marching in London today with a special sign (x)

[viralthings]

Cool guys don’t look back

[wexler]

jfc what an amazing photo

[kayjaykayme]

same

[bidonica]

Erano gli anni che in teoria sarei dovuto diventare uomo, e invece non son cresciuto, io bambino sbagliato, futuro gigante di vetro: non sono andato avanti, non so tornare indietro.

Tiziano Sclavi, Gli anni del mare e della rabbia (via bidonica)

[3nding]

[trekgate]

[kon-igi]

Hanno controllato le oloregistrazioni per vedere cosa fosse successo dopo il 20/01/2017

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