abdelrahman rashed

trying to draw every day

[foxqueen-katarian]

Things my dentist has actually said to me:

“Well, either the x-rays lied to me or you are spontaneously creating teeth. I’m going with the second one because it’s way cooler.”

“When was the last time you flossed? Your gums aren’t bleeding which means I’m either not doing this hard enough or you actually floss your teeth regularly”

“You don’t need to do a fluoride treatment I just want to go check my facebook for a second and this is the best excuse I can come up with. Don’t worry your insurance will cover it.”

“Take a whole handful of toothbrushes, I can’t order new ones in less ugly colors until these ones are gone.”

“Remember not to eat or drink anything for a half hour…or actually you know forget that go eat lemons and drink coffee right now. I make money based on peoples bad decisions, you should probably stop brushing your teeth too.”

“I became a dentist because I like making children cry and they don’t let you do that as a regular doctor.”

[thememedaddy]

[thelazymusician]

[m4gethecat]

If they do the function of trees where trees cannot then what is that tree doing in the background of the picture.

[curlicuecal]

Great question! Right off the top of my head I notice that that algae tank is directly UNDER a tree, where there is insufficient light and space for a second tree, so I would call that doing a function where a tree cannot. 2x greenery!

And because the microalgae can be installed quickly and immediately provide the pollutant-cleaning power of two 10-year-old trees, it can quickly and cheaply support nearby trees by reducing air pollution. The tanks are able to remain active even during seasonal temperature extremes when trees might be dormant. And the excess biomass of algae can also be removed monthly and used as fertilizer. :3

The biotechnology involved is also adaptable to helping with pollution in other areas such as rivers and lakes, so working with these on a smaller scale (like as simple benches within cities) can improve our understanding of how to apply them to larger scale problems.

[bgoia]

I was thinking about this character in the bathroom and found him to be both cool and dumb at the same time.

So, he's a teenager in high school who discovered his unmatched flexibility after a few months of going to the gym. He thought about learning Muay Thai but stopped due to exams and laziness.

After a few weeks, he was playing football (soccer) with his friends and discovered that he could use his strength, mobility, flexibility, and Muay Thai experience to swing his body and hit the ball with truck-like force.

Discovering this, he went to the worst place: the American talent show.

The story continues with the discovery that his grandfather was a superhero, a genetically modified man, or something similar.

[airplanned]

We all agree, right?

AI to write your novel is wrong

A bargain with a demon to write your novel is okay

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Only if you specify in the contract that the demon can't use chat-GPT

[athenadark]

I've been thinking about this - and why asking the demon is also a bad idea

Tartini was a composer and violin teacher and no one respected him, he was generally broke, and he started having weird dreams in which the devil asked him to teach him violin

despite being catholic tartini agreed - although everything told him this was a bad idea

so he taught the devil violin in his dreams and when he had taught him everything he knew the devil offered him payment, he played an original composition in his dream

Tartini woke up weeping and struggled to write it down

we have a historical version of "couldn't remember the greatest song in the world, this is just its tribute", and the song he wrote down made him "Sonata in G Minor, aka the devil's trill" it's usually played by 2 violinists because it's evil difficult,

now imagine you make a deal with the devil to write your novel, he writes it but only lets you read it in a dream and you have to transcribe it from memory the next day.... 150k of the best prose and plot you've ever seen in your life and you have to remember it

chatgpt is evil, but that's just mean

[themanedwolf]

This brings a whole new element to my understanding of Devil Went Down to Georgia

[corrupteddoodles]

i guess today is just gonna be one of those days where my body hurts for no reason

[bgoia]

Normally, I'm not the most extroverted student in the class. I usually don't talk to anyone in my class except my close friends. But one day, I went early to the English class and I was the only student there.

Another introverted student in my English class came to me and told me, in the most serious face I have ever seen him do, "There is a really important question that came to my head."

So, I put my phone in my pocket and gave him all my attention. I thought that the question was about English, you know, the class we are in.

He said, "What is better: French fries or the superhero?"

I stopped for a few seconds, trying to process what he had just said. Realizing that he was serious, I tried so hard not to laugh and I said with a straight face, "In which way?"

"In general," he said.

A few moments of embarrassing silence followed, and I said, "Well, I think we should make a comparison."

Then, I saw him holding a pen and a paper, saying, "I thought of that too."

And we started writing advantages and disadvantages for each of them.

After we had filled two papers, we heard the English teacher saying, "I prefer burgers. Now, can you two focus on the class!"

Then, I looked around the room with an embarrassed look on my face to see that the whole room was looking at us, turning us into the weird students in the class for a week.

And people still ask me why I can't talk to others very well!