Learn how to bend, your worst inhibitions-
Mike Driver

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Learn how to bend, your worst inhibitions-
3D attack of @naninadz's Brayden!
(character is a he/him lesbian btw!)
[MY ARTFIGHT]
this video contains horror elements, proceed with caution
one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee
do you remember why you followed prev
yes :)
no :)
cassandra syndrome masterpost
in greek myth, Cassandra was a Trojan princess who was cursed by Apollo, after she rejected his romantic advances, to be able to see th future, but nobody would believe her predictions.
this au is about the titular disease, Cassandra Syndrome, and how Santa Barbara, California, and its residents choose to respond to it.
due to the nature of infection aus and the content seen in this particular au, a trigger warning for the following:
gore
mutilation
blood
body horror
horror
eye contact
general religious imagery
pov: you're making history. you're working with the most advanced technology in the world. outlook still doesn't fucking work.
Minecraft wheat field so big my entire computer froze when I tried to open axiom and when minecraft proceeded to crash my computer freaked out so bad it started opening randomly recently used apps and stopped rendering several key graphics on my hotbar 🤪✌️
My field. #myfield
Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you
day one of having a fandom mutual: you like The Character too? no way!
day three hundred of having a fandom mutual: The Character probably gets vivisected recreationally. no doubt
thank you australian government from protecting me, a child (21 year old) from the scary hells of the internet
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Every 5-6 years my brain cycles back to "what if Inspector Gadget wasn't a dumbass"
Hey it's me explaining the joke. This gets infinitely funnier when you realize that this is the art for a magic the gathering card named homicidal seclusion.
I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby
English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son
I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”
So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid
OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6
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