bh-bs

[colemckenzies]

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

[ggiornojo]

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

[colemckenzies]

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

[animatedamerican]

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

[nentuaby]

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

[animatedamerican]

… huh.  I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.

[thepioden]

Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.

“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Something is

Something is wrong with our language

[rooksandravens]

Is it a glitch or a feature?

[cranberrybogmummy]

Feature

[stormsthatrage]

Heated Rivalry AU where the relationship reveal happens because David Hollander's phone gets hacked and approximately 5,000 pictures and videos of Shane and Ilya being cute (both together and individually) get dumped onto the internet.

No accusations can be made about them throwing games for each other, because there are several videos of them being super competitive about absolutely nothing. For example, one of the dumped files is a video of the two playing Monopoly (filmed discretely from a hallway). They look about ready to murder each other. And then, off-screen, Yuna's voice - in a Mom Voice TM, of course - calls, "Boys, you better not be doing what I think you are!"

Ilya says, "Nyet, Mama," at the same time Shane says "No, Mom!" And in perfect sync they hide evidence of the game, not a single movement between them wasted.

There's also a video of them trash talking each other for being slow as they race to put away the most clean dishes from the dishwasher.

It's a whole genre. Play-fighting as they bring out a measuring tape to literally measure who shoveled the most snow from the driveway, bringing up hockey stats as they argue over who deserves to hold the tv remote, etc.

And, of course, Ilya isn't upset at David for the whole incident. Ilya is crying, though, because it's clear from looking through the photos how much David absolutely loves Ilya. It's so apparent through the captured moments how much David adores his second son.

[notahungrywish]

When Yuna has her “no son(in law) of mine will have inferior brand deals and management” takeover shortly after she learns about Shane and Ilya, how long do you think it takes her to figure out his money situation with his family?

I’m imagining her/maybe Shane playfully ribbing him about how he has no real financial manger or decent investments and what do you MEAN you just let a paycheck like that sit in your account while buying luxury cars every five minutes no wonder your net worth is shockingly low for your value, etc etc. and he’s not even offended he’s surprised and pleased that his new family is so invested in him and also enjoys watching where Shane gets some of his crazy. Like Ilya Mommy Issues Rozanov is “yes please ma’am optimize my finances and worry about my wellbeing harder” while he shovels whatever David made for dinner in his mouth.

But then at some point while she’s (lovingly) harping on his financial irresponsibility he just kind of quietly mentions that actually so much of his paycheck was going back home to his family when he was younger that he needed to blow shit on cars or whatever pretty quick if he didn’t want it to disappear. And she realizes that yeah he’s a little dummy who spent a concerning amount of money on VIP sections last year and thinks bank account interest is investing but he was also a child supporting his entire family in a foreign country with no one bothering to look out for his best interest or explain planning for a future.

David gets treated to impassioned rants every night about how “David I’m not convinced anyone even read that boy his contract in Russian”.

She starts managing him as well, obviously, and she’s kind of disturbed by how easily he just signs whatever she puts in front of him and doesn’t bother asking questions before agreeing to hand over all his management to her. He just seems thrilled she got him a Lamborghini partnership and an invite to fashion week.

The only time he puts up a fuss is when he realizes she’s not planning to take any significant cut of his money because “you’re family sweetheart” and he looks like he got smacked in the head with a shovel and has to go outside on the porch with Shane for a suspiciously long period of time.

Just to make sure it’s not suspicious that Yuna Hollander is now managing Ilya Rozanov she takes on a few more clients too. And if she specializes in managing rookies with no support network or active language barriers then that’s just a coincidence.

[moonstonecassie]

Fuck genAI here’s a google drive of TOH with all episodes from all three seasons

[foxifixates-deactivated20260308]

i have Voltron too :>

[fuckrozanov]

i know we love the board checks during the fuckfest montage but this check post-tuna meltdown fucking kills me. ilya is just so. look me in the eyes. do you miss me. do you regret it. am i losing you for good am i losing you for good am i losing you for good.

[snogards]

You know how you can make mixes on spotify now? Well i made one for hollanov and i feel like it fits so well with back and forth from new york by alphalupi on ao3 (highly recommend btw its very good and very entertaining)

[bh-bs]

How the FUCK is Ilya - ? ILYA when Connor Storrie is a twink like THAT????? HATS OFF MY MAN HIS ACTING SKILLS my god

[my-2nd-account]

The difference is that jealous Ilya looks homicidal while jealous Shane looks suicidal

[bh-bs]

Also that jealous Shane is homicidal and jealous Ilya becomes self destructive

[limbel]

no but that ‘but if i wasn't a prince’ line is straight up INSANE. by the way. arthur keeping everyone at arm's lenght because he’s been taught that to everyone he’s just That. just The Prince. not only he is expected to treat everyone accordingly, but he knows he will also be treated accordingly in return. and now here he is, tentatively trying to strip himself of a title that probably feels more like a sentence than anything else, just because he craves connection. no, he needs to connect with merlin, because he knows that something is wrong with him. and in this lousy tavern, so far away from camelot, he's allowing himself to taste the idea of being someone else just for once. i'm going to jump off a bridge

[limbel]

that is some serious ‘starting now im your fucking guard dog’ look that lancelot is giving him if you ask me

[bignostalgias]

beloved

[kayleigh-days]

i love u renee walker. i love u laila dermott. i love u andrew minyard. i love u aftg goalies.

[jordiipordii]

There’s something so poetically sweet about Jeremy, who we now know is only wanted by men for a good time, having a total stranger have a crush on him for years. Especially when you consider that Jean himself told us that day in the airport that he had never seen Jeremy out of uniform until then- which by association tells us that to Jean, it’s always been Jeremy’s face that he’s been so enamored with. The little dimples; the toothy smile that Jean could picture two thousand miles away. Sure reading about Jeremy’s freckled shoulders and toned thighs is swoon worthy, but let us never forget that those are new developments for Jean. At the end of the day he is still, down to his core, a boy who simply spent years in the Nest having a passive crush on Jeremy Knox’s pretty face.

[dead-dove-ble]

Sometimes I think the real divide in fandom isn’t proship vs anti, it’s “people who understand fiction is fake” vs “people who don’t.”

[tommieglenn]

Merlin

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[takerfoxx]

KPOP Demon Hunters is so goddamn weird to me.

Look, I'm usually late to the party. I'm accustomed to having my autism fixate on franchises that are well past their heyday, that are kind of niche, or at the very least big with specific audiences but not necessarily something that EVERYONE is getting into.

And shipping? Well, you know me. I usually gravitate toward the B-couples and unorthodox poly ships, and when I do get something that is canon and is the main ship, it's again for things that are big with certain demographics but are still big fish in small ponds. Lumity and Catradora are great, don't get me wrong, but for as successful as those shows were, it was still with specific audiences. The closest I've felt to being part of something huge when it was at its height was Gundam: the Witch from Mercury and SuleMio, and most of that fanbase is overseas.

Then fucking KPOP Demon Hunters drops, something that really was a quirky little passion project that nobody expected to be as big as it turned out to be, but thanks to having the right people do the right things and drop it at the right time, it absolutely EXPLODES into being the biggest thing in the world. I'm talking original Star Wars levels of big. And for once, I actually get on the bandwagon while it's hot, and oh yeah, my autism is fully fixated on this specialized interest, thank you very much!

But then you get to fucking Polytrix, a ship that feels like it was specially designed in a lab to make me obsessed. It's sapphic. It's poly. All three have distinct, likeable personalities. They're openly loving and affectionate toward one another, so much so that keeping secrets driving a wedge is a massive plot point. Their story is extremely queer-coded, or at the very least queer-applicable even if it wasn't intentional. And there is that special mixture of individual trauma, tragic backstories, angst, guilt, and heartbreak that adds the right kind of spice, with a healthy helping of actual autism. And much like Shinji/Asuka/Rei, part of the appeal is that I kind of see different parts of myself in all three of them.

Oh yeah, did I mention that they're the freaking MAIN CHARACTERS?! And would you look at that, they're the most popular ship for the world's most popular movie, one whose obligatory canon het romance is...actually really good? And Polytrix is still blowing right past it? And here I am, blessed with a nonstop feast of Polytrix content while completely beside myself as to how in the world this happened, because this NEVER happens?!

Biggest franchise in the world right now.

Biggest ship of that franchise.

Sapphic. Poly. It's a sapphic polycule that's also autistic, and it's the biggest ship from the biggest thing in the mainstream and this never happens what even is happening right now?

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I actually love that on ao3, as far as I know, once you leave kudos on a fic, it’s permanent, you cannot unkudos it — as opposed to other platforms where you can unlike / take your likes back any time (granted, ao3 is not a social media platform). I think that’s one of the things that make ao3 so unique and charming. once you leave kudos on a fic, you commit to it. good