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i'm Vibhu and i draw fast hedgehog and lawyer game (HE/HIM, 18)

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based off this tweet my friend made. clearly, phoenix doesn't own an air fryer

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gamers, it’s Funny Feen Friday

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i saw this post and went "yep, that's fransiska"

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original image screenshot:

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i saw this post and went "yep, that's fransiska"

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family lunch at subway, apollo’s (reluctant) treat

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headcanon: fransiska von karma’s FAVORITE reason to go to the ice rink is to sit outside and watch people fall over while skating.

now, fransiska is very good at figure skating herself(because why wouldn’t she be?), but she often doesn't have the time or energy to do so after a long day of prosecuting and investigating. she’s very passionate about it, though.  

watching recreational skaters fall(though, of course, without sustaining serious injury) is strangely amusing to her + a way to destress and relax after a tiring case.  

one day in particular, some poor soul who clearly has never set foot on an ice rink has the misfortune of falling in fransiska's presence. she has the time of her life watching this man struggle to get up because "hah you fool why would you set foot on this rink if you can't recover from a fall"  

then, a few moments later, he looks around desperately for help and fransiska, catching a glimpse of his face, comes upon a terrible realization that "WHAT THE HELL THAT IS MY IDIOT BROTHER MILES EDGEWORTH. WHAT IS HE DOING HERE"  

someone helps miles off the ice rink, and as he is shamefully trying to leave fransiska blocks his way like "YOU DON'T EVEN SKATE what was that??"  

okay, well: turns out a certain Scruffy Detective invited miles and a few others to the ice rink to celebrate the conclusion of a major trial. of course her brother does not know how to skate at all, trying to get some kind of practice to avoid making a fool of himself in front of anyone he knows(but it seems that was to no avail, given the current situation)  

fransiska suggests that he take beginner classes to learn instead, but he shuts it down with a comment about "the youth are cruel" and whatnot. after a pause, he then looks thoughtful for a-  

 "miles edgeworth, i am NOT teaching you how to skate."  

fransiska ends up doing so anyway. she hopes her little brother appreciates her for saving his dignity. she isn’t exactly complaining though, at least she’s able to find some time to skate again.

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can’t stop thinking about mr. piano man

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gamers, it’s Funny Feen Friday

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i raise you: klavier's pants usually have little to no pocket room at all. these high end super expensive designer pants have absolutely Useless Pockets.  

he constantly has the thought of "i should get something with functional pockets" but then he just never does  

if he needs to carry something that won’t fit in these pockets, he just hands it to whatever trusted person he's with at the given point in time.  

he then proceeds to forget that he ever gave them anything and 2 weeks later when he sees them again, they return like "hey lol here's your wallet back" and he's like ":) YOU."  

klavier goes out of his way to hand things to apollo specifically to annoy him. even if someone else is willing to hold his stuff. (apollo is successfully annoyed. while carrying klavier's stuff anyway because he’s been trusted with a task and HELL if he isn’t gonna do it)  

at one point apollo gets fed up "oh my god you make HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS a year just buy pants with pockets? why do you do this???" and klavier is like "well damn forehead boy i can’t help it if the Official Gavinners Branded $27549.47 Limited Edition Pocketless Jeans Available On Our Merch Site For A 20% Discount With Code “GUILTYLOVE” make my legs look GOOD it’s a small price to pay"   

(it’s not a small price to pay. neither in cost, nor in pocket sacrifices. but oh, the joy of cool pants and maybe possibly getting on a certain apollo’s nerves)  

also his jackets have no functional pockets either  

trucy: “imagine not being able to carry everything you need LMAOOOOOOOOOO”  

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i ADORE when people draw phoenix with heterochromia but also: all i can think about is this cat image where they misspelled heterochromia (important note: phoenix is looking lovingly at his husband miles edgeworth in this photo.)

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so basically: i thought godot was wearing shutter shades when i first saw him

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if you're wondering about the colors on the second image: i was trying to simulate which colors godot would be able to see post-poisoning. here's the model i created for it:

so i essentially shifted the colors so that they somewhat corresponded to this color wheel! also here's the non-obscured second panel

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so basically: i thought godot was wearing shutter shades when i first saw him

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When the Lawyers are sus

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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gamers, it’s Funny Feen Friday

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I think a curious fox is going to get tazed

don't worry anon, satisfaction brought him back- as well as a bullet that would soon be decisive evidence! (not before being tazed though)

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context: i made a tiny green crewmate plushie and went “hey this kinda looks like phoenix’s magatama”

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this guy is responsible for the making of this comic.

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context: i made a tiny green crewmate plushie and went “hey this kinda looks like phoenix’s magatama”