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pin me down and fuck me face down on the floor while i scream and fight and try to get away. fuck me because you are so big it hurts, and hold me down and force it. push into me while i cry and moan in pain and beg you to stop. tell me how good my tight aching cunt feels. yank my hair back to force an arch. come in me while i cry. tell me you like it better that way.
(from my old blog)
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I like stories where a normal human child is being raised by a sinister supernatural being who is totally malevolent except when it comes to their kid. Those are so much better than the ākids are scaryā changeling type horror movies.
Like a perfectly well-adjusted well-mannered friendly child that is like āThis is my dad, Surazal. He comes out of the mirrors in dark rooms. He makes really good blood pudding but heās bad at playing catch. Most people canāt see his corporal form but I can because he says I have special eyes.ā
āMom says that you can stay over but you have to promise not to leave my room between midnight and 1 am. You can play Mario Cart with me! But you have to knock on every closed door in the house before entering just because dad might be in there and if you look upon his visage without drinking the holy fruit juice, you might go crazy or something. Also dad is really excited I have a new friend and heās going to to make hardtack and mystery stew for us! Youāll love it!ā
In high school the kid gets a friend that is an amateur demonologist who initially befriends them in hopes of exorcizing their house but ends up becoming buddies with Surazal too because they crave parental affection.
Surazal stands at the end of the vast dark hallway and says āYou Too Have Special Eyes, Little One. You Can See Me Without Being Taken By The Madness. Within You, I Sense Great Turmoil And Sadness. In My Younger Years, I Would Have Exploited The Sadness As Weakness In Your Very Soul. I Would Have Worn Your Skin Like A Mask And Run Through The Village Streets, Supping Blood From Every Man I Encountered. But Now I Have No Use For Woe. Perhaps You Would Like To Watch Beetlejuice In The Family Room With My Daughter While I Prepare Cupcakes. I Am Sensing You Have A Fondness for Red Velvet.ā
Monsterfucking is out. Monsterparenting is in.
Why would you hide this in the tags
She-Hulk: Attorney at Law 01x08 Ribbit and Rip it
steve rogers ending was literally a villain arc. extremely moral character is sick of getting the short end of the stick after being good for so long, and creates a perfect reality where he gets everything he thinks he deserves at the expense of others. not only did the ending ruin ten years of character development it was not a happy ending, it was fucked up
At this point people have to be planting these shirts in secondhand stores. No way someone would get rid of this
If I knew this existed, I would wear this for my psychology classes.
It exists and you can buy it HERE!!!šš
@shiftythrifting
AITA for leaving my ex girlfriend crying in a ditch after I broke up with her?
The town thought she went missing for a whole night and I feel horrible for leaving here in the woods but I broke up with her to protect her, from myself.
Re: AITA for leaving my ex girlfriend in a ditch after I broke up with her?
UPDATE: well I can happily say that my ex girlfriend is now my fiance. She stopped my suicide attempt and agreed to marry me after all I've put her through. This is real love.
AITA For telling my brother his ex killed herself so he could come home now.
It sounds bad but I truly think I did the right thing. I got a call from sister Amy (names changed) that our brother's (Ed) ex gf jumped off a cliff, Brittney was a very troubled girl who didn't/doesn't understand how complex our family is and how she poses as a risk. Anyway, Amy said she was going to Brittney's to help her Dad plan the funeral. I then made the call to Ed. It was quick.
The issue is it turned out he was planning to end it all when she died (she isn't/wasn't sick with anything. He just thinks an asteroid is gonna kill her at any moment.) Well after I had made the call and kind of given him a go ahead (unintentionally) Amy called me saying Brittney was alive and there had been a misunderstanding but Ed was already gone, he had called the house to talk to Chuck, Brittney's Dad. The guy who answered was rude and said Chuck was at a funeral. Amy and Brittney had to rush to Italy to stop him from ending it.
I thought I was doing the right thing and they ended up back together and engaged so I feel did them a favor at the very end of the day. AITA?
forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware
to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it youāre literally gonna be using that almost every day
heās my best friendā¦ š·RON SWANSON EDITIONš·
šŗš¦ shumpet
What media should children be watching
they should have 10 vhs tapes they watch over and over again
i mean this with all the kindness in my heart, but some of the answers to this post have created the most vivid paintings of the scariest people i could ever conceptualize. anyone who was forced to watch ābarnyardā (2006) repeatedly has been forged in flames for purposes i canāt even imagine. someone said they watched āmegamindā and ābee movieā every day, which to me is like saying your daily routine included hitting yourself with a hammer for 2 hours for no reason. you must have illness and disorders the likes of which weāve never seen. the most normal person, imo, is this guy:
Day 3: Cones
Tbh Iāve never actually seen Parks & Rec but this has been stuck in my head ever since I read todayās prompt
Omggggggg YES. As someone whoās watched Parks and Rec many times, I thank you for this.
The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld
have a migraine and was hoping the caffeine and cold of a 7 eleven coke slurpie could fix me.
top ten most tragic texts to recieve. however, probably the funniest series of words i've seen strung together in weeks, nay months
mutuals this winter we are all doing this
timmy turner was a horrible person
dude generally meant well and more importantly Was Ten so cut the kid some slack dan
Heās actually sixty years old, though. No really, in a special it was revealed Cosmo granted Timmyās wish for everyone to stop aging so he could keep his fairy godparents forever and then wished for Cosmo to forget he granted the first wish, and it was literally fifty years before anyone found out.
FUCKING WHAT
http://fairlyoddparents.wikia.com/wiki/Timmy%27s_Secret_Wish!Ā
Itās real yāall
