it's all just been downhill since kindergarten

carrie • 14 • bisexual • she/they • the coolest bitch on earth, goddammit • i won't get to heaven, so why not raise a little hell

[ariaste]

I’m proud of all of us. This was a TEAM EFFORT, and we DID IT. Everybody hit the showers.

[dinosauriaawesome]

I looked this up and it is TRUE, Bye Bye Bye has reached number 86 on the charts as of the evening of November 7th. Other top 200 hits include Talkin’ About a Revolution by Tracy Chapman, Georgia On My Mind by Ray Charles, and Fuck You Goodbye by The Kid Laroi.

[eugeniedanglars]

Reblogging this again to add that in addition to “Bye Bye Bye”, the following are also in the iTunes top 100 right now:

“Party in the USA” by Miley Cyrus

“Celebration” by Kool & the Gang

“Fuck Donald Trump” by dropz

“Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye” by Steam

“We Are the Champions” by Queen

“Dancing in the Street” by Martha Reeves and the Vandellas

“Y.M.C.A.” by the Village People (which is especially petty and hilarious because Trump used “Y.M.C.A.” as his campaign theme song)

“Philadelphia Freedom” by Elton John

“Hit the Road Jack” by Ray Charles

Absolutely outstanding work by the American people tonight.

[antique-scarecrow]

and here is a playlist with most all of them!

[thank-you-for-the-vampire-money]

We need to thank the Navajo a nation! They all got out and voted with no cars and few polling places- their population was enough to swing BOTH Arizona and New Mexico

[galsinspace]

This is Navajo organiser Allie Young and her "voting squad" on the way to the polls. They rode 10 miles to vote early!

[autisticchangeling]

[Image: is a photograph of a group of eight Navajo people on horseback. End]

[anarcho-smarmyism]

[sosuperawesome]

Lily Seika Jones on Instagram / Etsy

[sharksinthedark]

“it gets easier every day. that's the hard part, you gotta do it every day. but it does get easier.”

[secondbeatsongs]

Visit Original Link

“Old Town Road” with every other beat removed

[supergraphicultramoderngirl]

[bababooey-official]

HAT IS BLACK

BOOTS IS BLACK

RIDING HORSE

YOU CAN PORSCHE

[nevergenders]

this fucking version of the song has been stuck in my head for the past three hours and i was trying not to sing it at work FUCK

[bi-gemini]

‘The Reynolds Pamphlet’ but everytime someone says “Have you read this?!” instead it’s John Mulaney saying “YOU SEEN THIS SHIT?!?” in his Home Alone bit.

[bi-gemini]

goddamn it i made this post like 3 years ago and at least two people actually made the sound but it has been LOST and i am ANGRY SOMEONE HELP ME FIND IT

[whitepeopletwitter]

[falsedetective]

[shinobicyrus]

Basically, yeah.

[adotcorbin]

Hi please dont hide these in the tags

[captaingondor]

every time i see someone like "we're raising our kids without gender stereotypes... no princesses!!!" i want to Scream

[captaingondor]

you're not raising them without stereotypes, you're teaching them femininity is bad. tell both boys and girls stories of princesses, and tell them both other stories too. and if anyone's favorites are the stories of princesses, tell them more stories about princesses. it is not that complicated.

[ancientcitystyle]

please this is the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever seen

[mavisbeaconofficial]

[wadey-wilson]

when ppl ask why i'm nice to the low-wage workers

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

amazing double dance by hao ruoqi ( in blue)and wang xuerou(in red)

[words-and-wonders]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOD A FEW THINGS ABOUT THIS:

the facial expressions

the effortless sensuality

I AM SO GAY

the inexplicable moment in which the dynamic between the two shifted like they changed bodies

did china allow this to be shown? china?

DID I MENTION THE GAY

what is the lore of this? I figured that it was a malevolent spirit shifting from one body to another

the part with the leg. you know which one I mean

seriously are they actresses cause this level of portrayal is more astounding than any Hollywood actress has ever amounted to

the end with the smile and the head grab and the beating heart

O H M Y G O D

[chinajousama]

For those wondering, the dance is based on a soul-switching scene from the movie Painted Skin II: The Resurrection and the music is Su Yunying’s Moment.

[detectivebrony]

Fuck it. Utahraptor Big Bird.

[saint-batrick]

OP, how beefy are your neck muscles to hold up that giant fucking brain of yours? this is AMAZING.

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[tricornking]

Last one till June 2019, get it while it’s hot!

[maybewomanis]

On my birthday too!!

[yesimalittlestitious]

I have no excuse for this except Lizzo is a godess and Griffin and Justin using ‘boy’ excessively is peak comedy.

[maneybabey]

Lizzo: Hey boy, what’cha say boy?

Griffin: genuine wrestle boys?

Lizzo: like a gameboy, hit my phone boy,

Griffin: he’s just a skin boy,

Lizzo: Are you alone boy?

Griffin: Where’s my boy?!

Lizzo: got a boy with degrees, a boy in the street,

Griffin: get riddled with these handsome boys!

Lizzo: shhheesh, it’s all Greek to me, got this boy speakin’ Spanish:

Justin: I’m a fancy boy!!

Lizzo: I. Like. Big boys,

Justin: dirty boys,

Lizzo: Mississippi Boys,

Griffin: really rowdy boys,

Lizzo: I like the pretty boys,

Griffin: my sweet boy!

Lizzo: getcha nails did,

Justin: my BOY!!

Lizzo: I like a big beard,

Griffin: little punk boi,

Lizzo: I don’t discriminate,

Griffin: Clyde, you beautiful boy!

Lizzo: From the playboys, to the gay boys, go and slay boys, you my fave boys!

Griffin: There’s a good boy!

Justin: (hey), heyy!

Griffin: hey there’s a-

Justin: -that’s…

Griffin: now THAT’S a boy that I can get in to!

Justin: aHA-that’s a perfect boy-hehe!

[justsomeantifas]

them: i just want to prevent mass shootings, i want to prevent death, thats why i want a larger police presence in the usa

the police:

[lamentedgores-adventures]

Acab

[son-neko]

British cops do just fine with less guns, just saying.

[justsomeantifas]

http://www.thefader.com/2016/03/29/police-brutality-uk-essay 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_killings_by_law_enforcement_officers_in_the_United_Kingdom

nice try but the uk aint shit and neither are their cops.

honestly every fucking european comes out of the woodwork to deny the blatant racism and horrors of their countries every time i make any post about the usa’s problems.

maybe instead of telling everyone else how great your countries are when an american points out our country’s problems you could stop sucking your countries’ dick and dig a little deeper to discover what needs fixing in your countries instead of being such self-righteous little bastards.