My contribution of PHM fanart that took me so much longer to finish than I wanted
wallacepolsom
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

#extradirty

shark vs the universe
d e v o n

Janaina Medeiros
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
taylor price
DEAR READER
almost home
Xuebing Du
cherry valley forever

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Sade Olutola
Cosmic Funnies
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
AnasAbdin

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YOU ARE THE REASON
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@bi-horse-alien
My contribution of PHM fanart that took me so much longer to finish than I wanted
“wtf is wrong with you”
you mean like today or like in general?
reminding everyone to wear sunscreen because the sun is a deadly laser: 😁😊
having to spend 10 minutes slathering yourself in grease just to safely be outside in the sun for 20 minutes. because the sun is a deadly laser: 😐👎
the potato is so beloved it’s gotta be one of the most versatile vegetables there is. two industries off of slicing them up (fries and chips) and frying them. to quote samwise u can boil them mash them stick them in a stew. we eat them at different ways w every meal. you can put them in bread. we’d be lost w out them stuck eating zucchini chips
"youre bleeding ( youre struggling )
your nose wont stop bleeding ( you cant stop struggling )
yur begging for tissues ( youre begging for help )
all you get is confetti ( people assume youre fine )"
"this reminded me of you" "i saw this and thought about you" "thats us"
like wtf bro just pin me to the bed and take my clothes off already
We don't need a coupon. We're the government.
*lying collapsed on the floor, covered in blood* Be- before I go… I have something to tell you– *reaches up weakly to grasp your hand* I… I’m… *coughs* I’m… never gonna give you up *dies, a smile on my face*
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when youre reading smut and youre positive you have their entire geometry figured out but then someone grabs a knees that shouldn be there
am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat
I didn't realize that this was about Project Hail Mary at first I just accepted that this was Ryan Gosling's fault and we have to kill him
when you finally lock in but on the WRONG THING