Gay and confused

idk that I'm doing but I'm doing it badly they/she

[3motionally3xhausted]

My contribution of PHM fanart that took me so much longer to finish than I wanted

[goldensunset]

[cyberiapinksosa333]

“wtf is wrong with you”

you mean like today or like in general?

[kingcatnine]

reminding everyone to wear sunscreen because the sun is a deadly laser: 😁😊

having to spend 10 minutes slathering yourself in grease just to safely be outside in the sun for 20 minutes. because the sun is a deadly laser: 😐👎

[assiraphales]

the potato is so beloved it’s gotta be one of the most versatile vegetables there is. two industries off of slicing them up (fries and chips) and frying them. to quote samwise u can boil them mash them stick them in a stew. we eat them at different ways w every meal. you can put them in bread. we’d be lost w out them stuck eating zucchini chips

[morrowsmotto]

"youre bleeding ( youre struggling )

your nose wont stop bleeding ( you cant stop struggling )

yur begging for tissues ( youre begging for help )

all you get is confetti ( people assume youre fine )"

[frxnkiistein]

"this reminded me of you" "i saw this and thought about you" "thats us"

like wtf bro just pin me to the bed and take my clothes off already

[notsotinyblob]

We don't need a coupon. We're the government.

[do-not-u-dare]

*lying collapsed on the floor, covered in blood* Be- before I go… I have something to tell you– *reaches up weakly to grasp your hand* I… I’m… *coughs* I’m… never gonna give you up *dies, a smile on my face*

[quakerjoe]

[langblrwhy]

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[limbel]

when youre reading smut and youre positive you have their entire geometry figured out but then someone grabs a knees that shouldn be there

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[uss-emberprise]

[bugwolfsstuff]

I didn't realize that this was about Project Hail Mary at first I just accepted that this was Ryan Gosling's fault and we have to kill him

[do-not-u-dare]

when you finally lock in but on the WRONG THING

[catchymemes]