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[jailor-deactivated20230520]

[leftboob-enthusiast]

“you don’t need to be stressed!” okay but consider this: I am

[straightboyfriend]

my girl & i don’t use protection anymore since that twitter witch hexed her womb to be barren

[gaypeopletwitter]

[masturb88]

Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.

[setheverman]

bungus

[qh-deactivated20170215]

[catghibli-deactivated20210917]

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

[blurds]

[lostgirll666]

🥀.

[bigboobshaunt]

Knights are just inherently, immensely sexy… it’s all about the devotion, the ideals, the cool weapons and armor AND the muscles to wield them…

[apple-pomme]

[archiemcphee]

[valtsv]

me online: i want to live in the FOREST i want to COMMUNE WITH THE OLD GODS i want to SLEEP IN THE COOL SOFT DIRT and BE ONE WITH NATURE and PARTAKE IN RITUALISTIC REVELRY WITH THE FAE

me when i see a bug irl:

[mellifexfarm]

taken literally 1 minute apart

[pularia]

Ah, the ‘ol scream and sleep.

[arabwife]

me: *is overwhelmed by things i absolutely have the time to do*

[my-dankest-stolen-memes]

[brandyandpipetobacco]

This is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve seen in weeks.

[teenscoolest]

[ratchetmess]