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It's artfight. I know I don't post to this blog like ever and that its probably got old cringe content. But it's artfight
Took the leap and made a relationship web for my Underhill Trio.
They're all equally insane
My first artfight attack this year is headed out to klhdraws!
baby, both arms cradle you now
Took a chop at designing interpretations of my favourite house pairs from the first book!
Small update: changed Harrow’s cape a little!
the worst that could happen is happening to me
Au in which Molly comes back without any memories again , wanders into the Clay’s household and procceeds to eat everything there, puke, pass out. and then the Clays come back to this stranger making a MESS there and are like oh? he doesnt speak and he’s got a letter from the mighty nein! he must be their friend!
So the Clays start taking care of them until they can somehow contact the nein. He relearns to People there and works on remembering the nein, until one day Jester sends a message to them and freaks out when they say their friend is well and recovering and waiting for them. many shenanigans issue, Molly starts talking with the Clay accent, this AU is for ME
I bet crunching your little fangs into cardboard feels good as hell for a cat
i was thinking earlier about Percy de Rolo again and how amazing it is that Taliesen literally created the Byronic anti-hero of a gothic revenge tragedy, and then all his friends went “yeah but what if he got a happy ending through the Power of Love, though.”
and then while I was thinking about that (and also revenge tragedies, in general) I started thinking about Hamlet, as I am wont to do, and how much Percy is Hamlet because he’s so fucking aware of the shape of his own story and the fucking… self-defeating level of narrative savviness it takes to look at your own life from the outside and be like “this is going to end badly” and still do it.
Anyway, the point is I was thinking abt Percy being Hamlet and then I thought about Mollymauk being the Player King and then I realized that Caduceus is the Gravedigger and Taliesen is just slowly going through the entire Dramatis Personae of Hamlet, one-by-one, and I went a little bit feral.
okay you’ve appealed to my love of both hamlet as a play and meta writing about cr, and i do have a lot to expand on this
i mean just as a note first off i love how literal that comment about the friends is, because hamlet was directly referenced in ep 69, and they went “nope, we care about you more than that, and we have what hamlet didn’t which is access to resurrection magic! now get your ass back in the game and stop trying to take the easy way out of your redemption arc”
but also he’s not just going through the characters in hamlet, there’s a direct progression of themes as well, which is honestly really fascinating and something that would be hard to do in any other format than this progression of dnd characters (though it’s now giving me a lot of ideas for ways to do a production of hamlet with, a very different message than the original)
hamlet itself is a tragedy, so hamlet can’t learn from the people he meets, the story won’t allow for it, and he’s the kind of person that even knowing the story, he himself wouldn’t allow for it. the path he takes is just circular destruction until it ends by everyone dying. but in another story, in another life, he could learn from it.
percy, up until episode 69, follows the hamlet pattern to a t. estranged son of royalty, whose entire life was changed when his family was murdered by those that then usurped his throne. becomes obsessed with revenge, incited by a supernatural force, and driven to restore his home and make things right. but it goes wrong, he kills people he didn’t intend to, scares the people who care about him, no one is sure if he’s evil or crazy or just straight up suicidal (and the answer of course is a little of all three). leaves home, changes his perspective on things, but by then it was too late - the circle of revenge set in motion by both his actions and those out of his control keeps on turning until he finds himself in a perfectly matched (were it not for the trap he didn’t know about) duel, and everyone left in the circle dies.
and that, for a while, was taliesin’s plan. percy’s perfect ending. the final piece in this story told so many times. he even said percy didn’t want to come back, matt was waiting on taliesin to confirm it before resurrecting percy, depending on what the others said during the ritual. vex, as she has so many times for so many reasons, saved his life.
but let’s look at taliesin’s original plan. because here’s where it gets really fascinating - what purpose does the player king (and all the other players) serve in the original play? well, to show the power of a story. you can make people laugh with a story, you can make people cry. you can change someone with a story, but equally you can use a story to reveal someone’s true nature. which is the purpose they end up serving, to reveal claudius’ true nature and prove that he deserves to die. the players, in a story about the cycle of revenge, ultimately only serve to facilitate that revenge.
taliesin had molly as a backup character for percy for a long time. but the molly that would have joined the party if percy had died for good back then, is not the molly we’re used to. taliesin’s original plan was to have the carnival swing through town, with a play about “the terrible tinkerer of tal'dorei” - a caricature of a character that was ripley and percy all rolled into one, which he made specifically because he wanted the rest of vox machina to hate his new character on sight, and then see what happens from there. in this version of things, molly’s stories might have been revealing percy’s true nature, or ripley’s, they might have been changing people’s perceptions and twisting the memory of them, they would definitely be proving they deserved to die. and who knows what vox machina would have done in response to that, but it would only be negative, would be continuing the cycle of revenge.
caduceus, in percy’s story, is a character that didn’t exist. he wasn’t part of taliesin’s original plan, he was made on the spot over a weekend part of the way into the next campaign. the gravedigger in hamlet has useful advice, were hamlet in a different situation, but he’s not, and we’re too far into the story to turn back now, by this point the dominoes are falling and they’re all going to die. this role, in this story, is ineffective, a fancy for another time and place.
but say hamlet wasn’t doomed by the confines of his narrative. say he had friends with resurrection magic, and got another chance.
what does he learn from his own story? that revenge is only ever destructive, and ultimately worthless, in the end. that you can’t change others, only yourself, so you might as well focus on the good in your life rather than the bad. removing bad people from positions of power is, of course, justified, but don’t let them consume you. put good things into the world, spend time with the people you love, and forge a new future, away from the things that dragged you down.
your past does not define you.
hand that message off to the player king. what does he have to teach now? away from the cycle of revenge, those stories are no longer a tool to hurt, but a way to inspire. sometimes bad things happen, in a world you have no control over, but you don’t have to limit yourself to that world. there are millions out there, that are yours for the taking. maybe your past is terrifying and dark but you don’t have to accept it. stories change people. and with the right story your future can be colourful and magical and more you than your past ever was.
and they may not be real, but what does it matter? a tear shed from watching a play is still a tear, a laugh is still a laugh. you don’t owe the world the truth. sometimes a lie is far more beautiful and far more comforting, and makes people happy. and they may not last long, but the impacts they leave last a lifetime. even the shortest of stories still matter.
we learn this from the gravedigger too. we’re ready to hear it now. the dominoes stopped falling a long time ago and all we’re left with is silence. the gravedigger knows that everything comes to an end eventually. that once we’re in the ground and our stories are over, our bodies are just food for the earthworms, or the plants that grow over the graves. but we mark our graves so we know where our loved ones are. we keep their memories in our hearts forever. which circles back to percy’s philosophy, really. a person doesn’t live as long as their body. they live as long as people still remember them. which is why stories are important, and why none of us are ever going to stop telling them.
including the crit role cast, who sit down for four hours every week and keep this story going, which gives us reasons to talk about it and analyse it and relate it to another story that’s survived half a millenium, because people are always people, and analysing gothy character themes is super fun
okay so i know i referenced this last night and that’s why it’s going around again but i just now actually read through this whole thing for the first time since i wrote it
and, 1) im actually really proud of this so it’s getting another reblog for being one of the best things i’ve written
2) KING. FUCKING. TEALEAF. TALIESIN.
like i know, i know it’s not a reference to this, because it’s a long may he reign reference and the fact that all three tieflings are predisposed to acting as royalty, lucien as a cult leader, molly in his scams that were always meant to make people happy, and kingsley in just straight up naming himself king
but also, long may he reign wasn’t even first said by molly/beau in this show! percy said it back in c1e89 as a joke bc it’s a taliesin phrase, molly just immortalised it bc beau said it at his funeral
something something cycle of characters and taliesin as the wheel that keeps turning
but then i see this which was written years ago and directly places molly as the player king (the false king, the actor, the stand in for the real, good king in an effort to expose the usurper king, and fuck i guess claudius is the briarwoods but he’s also lucien), and then i think of how, long after this was written, the restoration of molly’s soul with no memories only knowing he’s loved, the new chance he never got the first time, goes and LITERALLY names himself the king and i lose my FUCKING mind
#also someone who knows about hamlet tell me what his next character will be
i’m holding out hope for ophelia, tbh
i would love to see tal’s take on an ophelia
He done gone did it.
[Transcript:
Bill (Professional Henchman), wearing a black medical face mask, standing guard against a door: *to himself* "God I hate morning patrols. At least when I'm not on night patrol I'm not getting hit by Batman....Although I do have to wake up early so I might actually prefer getting hit by Batman."
Random Henchman (face exposed): *comes down the stairs* "Hey, man, Boss just called and said I'm gonna be guarding the door with you tonight."
Bill: "Sounds good. Whoa hey- where...where's your mask, man?"
Random Henchman: "Ex..excuse me?"
Bill: "Last time I checked we're still in the middle of a fucking pandemic, man. There's a mask mandate. Where's your fuckin' mask?"
RH: "Are you kidding?? Who fucking cares if there's a mask mandate, man. We're villains! We're henchmen, we're evil - we break the law all the time! It's literally our job!
Bill: "We're villains and we break the law, but we're not fuckin stupid. We still listen to science."
RH: "Maybe you do."
Bill: "What the actual fuck are you talk- we're working for a super scientist right now! That is Mr. Freeze in there!"
RH: "Don't be so fuckin' paranoid."
Bill: *closes eyes* "Tell me that a henchman in Gotham City did not just tell me to not be paranoid!!"
RH: "Fuckin' whatever. Still not wearing a mask, dude."
Bill: "Yes, the fuck you are! Or Imma report your ass to the Goonion!"
RH: "Fucking come on! Seriously, dude?"
Bill: "Absolutely! I am more concerned about my and everyone else's safety than your fuckin' friendship. Go put on a mask or you're getting reported, asshole."
RH: *glare*
Bill: *pointed look*
RH: "Fine. Fuck." *turns around* "God, you're a prick."
Bill: *calls after him sarcastically* "I'm sorry for caring about the people around me, you fucking heartless asshole!"
Bill: *mutters indistinctly to himself* "...don't even like wearing these things...get this shit over with..."
*waits*
Bill: *muttering again* "...fuckin' vaccinated, Jesus...for christ's sake..."
...
Bill: "...he go buy one from the 7/11? Where the fuck is he?"
RH: *coming back down* "I got a mask you fuckin' asshole."
Bill: "It's about fuckin ti...ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??"
RH: *wearing a Cobra Commander full face helmet* "What? You said a mask! This is a mask!"
Bill: "You know good and goddamn well I meant a face mask!"
RH: "Sor-ry, but I don't carry medical grade face masks everywhere that I go!"
Bill: "Yeah, because the Cobra Commander helmet is so much more reasonable than having a- why do you have that?"
RH: "I'm a hench for hire okay? The Goonion sends me wherever I need to go and the last place I went was goddamn Cobra headquarters in Springfield!"
Bill: "That's from a another villain's henchman? That's even more reason you can't fucking wear it!"
RH: "D'you want me to wear a fucking mask or not??"
Bill: "I will just loan you a mask! Just take the helmet off!"
RH: "You mean you made me go through all this and you could have just loaned me a mask this entire fuckin time?"
Bill: "You're on year two of this motherfucker! Everyone has a mask! I did not think I was going to need to get you one or you were going to wear a fucking Cobra helmet! Take it off!"
RH: "Fine! Fuck. Goddamn it." *moves to take it off*
Bill: *mutters in disbelief* "Un-fucking-believable."
RH: *struggles with helmet, grunting*
Bill: *eyeroll* "What fuckin' now?"
RH: *muffled* "It's stuck."
Bill: "What."
RH: *frustrated groan* "It's fucking stuck, okay?"
Bill: *shakes head in disbelief* "How did you make it out of training?"
RH: *more frustrated groaning* "Are you gonna fucking help or not?"
Bill: "Fuck. Here." *pulls down helmet and feels around it* "There's a latch in the back."
RH: *grunt of approval* "There you go. Think you got it."
Bill: *stands back* "Alright. There. Jeez-"
RH: *pulls off helmet to reveal Red Hood helmet underneath* "Awesome. Thank you."
Bill: "Fuck!!!" *stumbles back and runs*
Red Hood: *to himself* "Nice to know they're at least staying safe. Welp." *cocks gun* "Time to fix that."]
You guys think the saying is “can’t have shit in Gotham” instead of “can’t have shit in Detroit” in the dc universe??
A street kid accidentally knocks out the Joker in Crime Alley, and after panicking, sees an opportunity. They stare Red Robin down, daring him to say shit, and tie the Joker to a chair. Then the kid sets up a stand next to the body; two dollars per swing at the Joker with a crowbar, one dollar for a kick, no adults allowed. A crowbar for the dead Robin, because he was the Alley's and they feel like it's poetic justice or whatever it's called. Any kid that can lift the crowbar with money to spare lines up across the block and takes a crack at him. At one point Joker wakes up; a teenager gags him with an oil rag and they hit harder.
Five minutes later, Red Hood shows up and they're worried he'll stop them. He laughs and gets in line. He pays a hundred dollars and the kids are pretty sure he's enjoying this way more than a casual bystander should.
By the time Batman shows up, two hours later because nobody had told him and even Oracle had carefully directed him away from the scene, Joker's a bloody, broken corpse and the kids are all extremely happy with themselves.
Red Robin, at that point, steps in and reminds him that Crime Alley is Red Hood's territory and they can't interfere, with a small smile on his face.
A kid sticks out her tongue and says, "he had it comin' for what he did to our Robin, and we ain't sorry!"
Red Hood does everything in his power to take note of everyone that hit the Joker and pays them a hundred thousand dollars each. The kid that had the idea of a stand got their life made extremely comfortable.
some scar character designs to celebrate last life eve 👀
*puts you in my pocket and leaves you in my pocket and accidentally puts you in the washing machine but you live through it and now youre cleaner * ohhh im so sorry lol
Okay but Marvel really needs to sit down and figure out what exactly the relationship between the different variants are because we cannot be having the three spidermen call each other brothers while the two loki's are making out