MollymayMaukme

CaduceusmaySeduceme 💜💜💜 Main blog: @themundanefae

[s8ans]

[cries in infernal] babe you look great

[julidiot]

Shine bright, Circus Man

[iidaonni]

Nott sketch

[thedarklordsnicklefritz]

Please consider: Beau with one of those patches for service dogs that says "Emotional Support Lesbian"

But also they get one for Caleb that says "Nervous"

[eliamatrell]

— WENDELL BERRY, “A Meeting.”

[pollackpatrol]

[ID: Text reading, “In a dream I meet / My dead friend. He has, / I know, gone long and far, / and yet he is the same / for the dead are changeless. / They grow no older. / It is I who have changed, / grown strange to what I was. / Yet I, the changed one, / ask: “How have you been?” / He grins and looks at me. / “I been eating peaches / off some mighty fine trees.”” end ID.]

[eyezpike]

the last supper but its just absolute fear

[mollymaymaukme]

The grave of Mollymauk Tealeaf

It’s fitting that Taliesin had Caduceus cast decompose…it takes away all questions of his body returning or being resurrected.

It’s final.

And I find it meta-poetic that Taliesin has buried his character, truly buried him and assured that Mollymauk’s body wouldn’t be walking around without Molly in it.

Mollymauk was an amazing character who struck a chord with me (and alot of other people too) and it speaks to Taliesins own character and ability to create something that brings out such a strong response in so many people.

Thank you Taliesin

[mollymaymaukme]

Yike.

This post did not age well.

[moghedien]

A Summary

[mollymaymaukme]

Let me put y'all on something. (Hint: Mollymauk Sea Shanty)

https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdkNJT2N/

[criticalrolo]

one day remains before critical role comes back so here I am, making a fool of myself. original text post from @ihaveneverseencriticalrole which made me lose my mind

[typeknight]

Me, during the first half of The Night Before Critmas: This is suspiciously wholesome. Liam where are you hiding the weird?

Me, during the second half of The Night Before Critmas: Ah, there it is.

[treeofcups]

Apparently Taliesin has been spending the past fifteen minutes or so turning his candy cane into a shiv, as one does:

Liam, seeing this: Oh, geez!

Travis, critically eyeing his own candy cane shiv: He’s better at it than I am, I feel like he’d be a good sword maker.

Taliesin, a bit chagrined: This thing is vicious at this point. I could sew with this.

[redjennies]

travis: *trying to sell the other elves on abandoning Santa and taking Christmas for themselves*

sam: I think you guys might be forgetting that Mrs Claus isn't dead. she's still around. if you try to take up the mantle, she's probably gonna turn the other elves - who are still also not dead - against us.

matt: not if we get to her first.

sam: oh boy, I am not uncomfortable with where this is going.

[treeofcups]

Klaus, as Bundlestein giggles at his fighting gloves: Would you still be laughing if you knew how many lives these gloves have taken?

Bundlestein: How many lives?

Klaus, leaning in and lowering his voice menacingly: Six hundred and thirty seven prying eyes.

Bundlestein: You killed six hundred elves?! Or–

Klaus, shocked: Elves, no. Only three. But do you know how many people try and sneak into the North Pole every year?

Bundlestein: Humans? 

Klaus: Mostly.

Bundlestein: You’re killing random explorers?!

Klaus: No, no! I’m killing thieves, and burglars, and men who were trying to take the shit you guys have been building.

Nutmeg: We don’t have a jail system? We don’t have a–You just automatically kill them?!

Chutney: I always thought the December red snows were a natural phenomenon outside the house.

[gameshows-touch-our-lives]

🎶I saw Chutney stabbing Sannta Clauus underneath the christmas tree last niiight🎶

[mollymauksworld]

“But do you know how many people try and sneak into the North Pole every year?”

[i-see-7-cats]

"I've always wanted to see someone choke on a Lego brick."

- Taliesin Jaffe, 2018