Biancaca. Breakdown.

Rescuers mouse detective.

[captainphasmaz]

Darth Vader but every time he breaths you hear a harmonica

[justlookatthosesausages]

This is one of those text posts you can instantly hear

[brittany-murphy]

[shrimpfajitasalacarte]

Me: When we pick spots on the rug, we should sit next to someone we know we won’t talk to. If you’re sitting next to someone you’re going to talk to, it’s a good idea to move.

Chatty Girl: Oh, I am DEFINITELY going to talk to her.

Her friend: I won’t talk to you…

Me: Well if you know that already maybe you should move?

[brotherslug-deactivated20190730]

[hashtagblaze]

friend: f off stop punching me

me: its called platonic bdsm

[chrystelle-deactivated20181001]

my mom is really that bitch and i’m that bitch jr

[theavengers]

Chadwick Boseman photographed by Art Streiber for Vanity Fair

[twerker]

2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers

[damianmcgintleman]

[officiallightningmcqueen]

what about 1982 1983 1984 1985 & 1986 Hmmm

[lesmiserablephantom]

since 1987. 

[imdoingstuffandthingslori]

[qats]

so a 90’s computer hacker was at walmart today

[mfluder-blog]

everything i have ever needed

[showerthoughtsofficial]

No sound would be more annoying than a spider with flip flops.

[hentaibuttholes]

[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

[zaynisgayforme]

[crowned-victorious-blog]

Mexico

We know you think you know our culture. But you don’t know the half of it. 

Jalisco, Mexico

Oaxaca, Mexico

Chiapas, Mexico

Yucatan, Mexico

Guerrero, Mexico

Veracruz, Mexico

And that’s still not even the half of it.

[jenniferrpovey]

Look at those colors! I’ve been to Mexico, but I only went to the touristy part of the Yucatan where I stayed at an all inclusive where I could get any kind of food but Mexican.

Needless to say, I’d like to go back some day…

[dreamadove]

A MEXICO POST????

ON TUMBLR??

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

[usahano]

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

[acquaintedwithrask]

you know you’ve fucked up when Twilight does something better than you

[itriedthatitwasabadmove]

Okay story time

So I went to college at Western Washington University, which is super close to the Lummi reservation.

I went to see New Moon in theaters with a couple of friends (we love hatewatching stuff, and had a few drinks before going to the theater). We were super confused when we sat down, because for some reason about half the theater was full of 12-year-old boys. The movie starts, it’s just as terrible as we expect, and then about halfway through the movie theatre erupts into cries of THERE HE IS!!! THERE HE IS!!!

Turns out the boys had come to see their Lummi buddy who had been cast as one of the werewolves in the movie. It was absolutely adorable, and my friends and I instantly felt super irresponsible for having come to a movie to trash the film a kid’s friends went to to support.

[ancientsasswarrior]

Hey guys FYI the Quileute tribe (the one depicted in Twilight) is currently fundraising because they have to move their entire town of La Push to higher ground to avoid everything being destroyed by climate change related rising oceans. Maybe give them some money okay.

https://mthg.org/

[britomartis]

help them out but also remember that the Quileute tribe disagrees with their portrayal in Twilight and have been trying to dispel misconceptions that Meyer created

[shutyourmoustache]

[spiderking-of-queens]

Find yourself a man who will get this excited when you walk into a room.