I tried that once. It was a bad move.

trying stuff for the sake of regretting it later.

[kaijuyuri]

star wars fans really just make anything up

[byjove]

I’m not Glup Shitto-ing you. He has a sexstache and everything.

[starwarsheritageposts]

star wars heritage post

[tomthanx]

Happy Pride to Biggs Darklighter

[professional-rat-eater]

Lestat: and then Armand appeared out of nowhere and started reading me a gay little notes app apology. He would not shut up about my vibrant personality and beautiful golden locks and so I got bored and I took a blood shower (I had a blood setting installed on my tour bus shower!!!) which is a practical and sane thing to do. I whipped my dick out in front of him and he was sooooo into it. Then I threw my hair into a messy bun and told him to kill himself.

Whoever is listening realising they went bankrupt so they could listen to this shit:

[melonymint753]

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

every fucking day brother

[wynsummers]

wait I just noticed Nicki wearing a fucking vip badge this is hilarious

hallucinating my dead lover and making sure he has proper access to my dressing room so he can scrawl names on my mirror in blood

[itriedthatitwasabadmove]

spent like two hours tonight reading about the swords stuff critters and people found in bogs

[talesfromthecrypts]

“They said they wanted a vampire relationship with no age gap”

“No age gap??!?!?”

“And no non-con elements”

“NO NON CON?”

“And no coercion or otherwise manipulative behaviors”

“Joe they want a vampire with NOTHING”

[enki2]

[xanaxfarts]

4000cc breast implants :)

[mackie-ds]

[brblifuk]

[cosmic-aria]

[aariatov]

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

[metatextuality]

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

[trankinstein]

Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.

[earhartsease]

start an onlyacolytes account to pay for tuition

[itriedthatitwasabadmove]

vibrating out of my chair to watch the new vampire lestat episode but we can't watch it until the mood is right (nighttime) but it's not nighttime until forever o'clock because we're too far north

[pissvortex]

Let’s circle back on this one later.

[dogpuppy]

[newpacificarcology]

Getting some pictures of Lodi instead of playing the rest of Renegades so have some close ups of his watch and forearm tattoo!

[bifauxnenarmand]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[wifehaver103947]

Awhoahh idid not know this

[wifehaver103947]

[yoursminehourss]

honestly i think im good without that thanks