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[biancahatesyou]

I'm loving this concept

[biancahatesyou]

Mood : me drunk, talking about Luigi

[cheaphalloweencostume]

more ex stories

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i think this might have counted as psychological torture

[hidefdoritos]

Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there

[vedurnan]

today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well

[a7estrellas]

PEDRO PASCAL mentioning his into submission during SNL50: Anniversary Special

[luvkirby4ever]

Idk if 4chan is actually dead but this is the only thing good that ever came from that site anyways.

[cosmicanger]

[cartoonish-doodles]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONIC!!!

[rylandsgrace]

PEDRO PASCAL

Sundance Film Festival 2024 // "Freaky Tales" premiere in Oakland, California, 2025

[biancahatesyou]

all my other socials that I use are full of people who know me in Real Life (which include judgmental work friends) so I can’t fully be myself anymore unless I’m okay with someone bringing up my Facebook/Instagram story at work

[biancahatesyou]

Anyway, here I go using this as a public diary

[biancahatesyou]

all my other socials that I use are full of people who know me in Real Life (which include judgmental work friends) so I can’t fully be myself anymore unless I’m okay with someone bringing up my Facebook/Instagram story at work

[biancahatesyou]

cool

[biancahatesyou]

[pedrohub]

PEDRO PASCAL as Joel Miller THE LAST OF US | S02E02 “Through the Valley”

[averageperson123]

I have decided that nothing is embarrassing and now I'm even crazier than before

[forestlune-deactivated20200417]

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

[cure4psycho]

No offense these are the funniest fucking tags