NSFW (sometimes lol I dunno anymore)

>HERO he/him | I-army ❤ | Phandom | Bias(es): Namjoon 💖 Hoseok 💞 Seokjin 💗

[skarchomp]

one of the millions of things i liked about spider-verse was that not only did all the female characters look different from each other, they gave mary jane her classic dimples and square chin, which might not seem like a big deal but you’d be surprised how much tiny details like those can make women in comic books look distinct

[skarchomp]

also seriously it feels like some animated films are pushing it to have two female characters who look even slightly different so i appreciate that spider-verse made sure every woman in it looked distinct from each other

[caveangelascendant]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[getupoffyourcassbutt]

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

[transisstor]

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

[anxietyproblem]

[breathing-memories-deactivated2]

This!!!! A thousand times this!!!!

[undertastic-dork]

Say this louder for the folks in the back

Some people really, really need to get this through their head.

[nsynclancefan]

My spirit animal

[uglyjoestar-deactivated20191030]

my dad walked in my room with this and he thought it was the funniest shit, so

give the brilliant man what he wants. spread his meme. do his bidding

he needs the world to see his work

do it for my dad. spread the meme

[slutknj]

hobi really is something else huh

[slutknj]

YOONGIS LAUGH??? omg

[ryanphantom]

you can really tell who’s been on this site for 6+ years this week

most of tumblr: OH GOD TUMBLR’S DYING!!!!

old users:

[gaypeopletwitter]

[insomniac-arrest]

reasons I’ve seen people staying on tumblr:

don’t understand twitter

don’t understand twitter

posts are in chronological order

spite

no other website has the same ambiance of gothic confusion and unrelatable obtuse content

they are a hapless pornbot who knows not of the end coming for their quivering female presenting nipples

mega spite

 like normal spite but you’re posting dick pics before The End

Direct Contact with the Memes

god, wht the fuk even is twitter

they tried to leave but woke up again on tumblr like it’s the Groundhog’s Day movie

[insomniac-arrest]

More reasons:

tumblr allows us to post in any format medium we choose (image, long text post, sound, or video)

shitposting just isn’t the fking same anywhere else

like some sort of ancient slumbering giant this is where we have laid for many a century and Will Not Get Up Again (aka can’t be bothered)

[cityelf]

This is the only godforsaken place I can have an open online presence where my fucking family haven’t managed to find me so you can pry it from my cold, dead, nippleless hands

[jayjay-plus]

wat even is twitter

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Assert dominance over ghosts by jumping out at yourself from dark corners

[counttwinkula]

assert dominance over ghosts safely, sanely, and consensually in the bedroom

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

well holy crap if you didn’t just upgrade my post to god tier

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

But what if you like ghosts safely, sanely, and consensually asserting dominance over you?

[justafuckinggoblin]

Then you’re probably a bottom.

[liberalsarecool]

Asking a 5 year old to forfeit their rights without a lawyer is insane. It’s inhuman. It is the worst possible scenario.

But for Republicans, it is their policy.

[wizardlyghost]

what the fuck kind of motherfucking hell timeline is this that in the year two thousand and fucking eighteen children are being legally labelled with a number referred to as an “alien number”. how are the republicans not aware of the significance of this. what the entire fuck.

[imthebumblebeequeenfearme]

Wait I thought all contracts signed by a minor are not legally binding?

[aberrantemotion]

Yeah, can someone do the research?

[qualitydoggo]

Well yeah but illegal doesn’t seem to stop anyone right now

[aberrantemotion]

Oof.

[bi-bihaters]

I am not

I am not a whore

I am not confused

I am not going through a phase

I am not unfaithful

I am not complicated

I am not attracted everyone

I am not greedy

I am not needy

I am not sick

I am Bisexual

[dorimei]

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[smooththegoofyshark]

🌻🌼🌷🌸🏵️🌹🌺💐🍀

Some flowers for anyone not feeling their best today

[queenoflipsticks]

Thank you🌺🥀🌻🌼🌷💮🌸💐🏵️🌹🥀🌺

[rerebek-deactivated20200530]

This made my day, thank you 💐🌷🌹🥀🌺🌸🌼🌻

[queenoflipsticks]

You are welcome💮🌺🌹☘️👑

[smooththegoofyshark]

For the love of Gaud stop giving this post notes it’s been 3 months

[smooththegoofyshark]

Y'all are terrible

[was-deathsyoungerbrother-deacti]

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

[deleting-pls-follow-at-damolier]

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

[captnsulu-deactivated20161211]

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

[deltablogsthings-deactivated201]

WORK, DAMNIT!

[nightskyandfallingstars]

IT DIDN’T WORK FOR A MOMENT AND I HAD A MINI HEART ATTACK

[jessegodborn]

Haha bitches mine worked right away!!!

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

it fROZE

[taetaeisbae]

woop woop look who’s not a muggle😎

[fangirlingrollins-deactivated20]

Yeahhh first time!

[funnyharrypotter]

Well it’s not like you are telling me something I didn’t already know.

[aftxrnxxn-txnes-deactivated2020]

Take that.