This Most Horiffic Life

if you need me, i'll likely be watching the Exorcist.

[big-perk]

[fourkilos]

me 😭😭

[skellydun]

facts that i know for sure:

I’m gay

It’s too hot outside 

[earthdad]

if you suck one titty of a girl’s and don’t suck the other titty that’s just bad manners

[2893071298743-deactivated202104]

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

[forcesoupsnakes]

[localstarboy]

[teenscoolest]

follow teenscoolest for more!

[rottenfaery-deactivated20190708]

“Just trust your gut”

Pal I have anxiety, my gut is literally always telling me to abort mission

[his-shining-tears]

Living With The Pet.

Artist Yaoyao Man Van

[scumbagbestfriend-deactivated20]

I hope the lady that invented chocolate chip cookies got her pussy ate I love that bitch

[bibbidibobbidijo]

[bibbidibobbidijo]

Oh Great Movie Ride.. you mean the world to me, and to him. But.. my very favorite tour guide and I will be back to ride one last time closing weekend.

[bewiubciueniocneoiheroihreoerfn]

[backwrdblackbrd]

[thattboyisamonster]

[assgod]

copies of this will spin around in my baby’s crib to help them sleep

[bibbidibobbidijo]

This caption 🙌🏻

[disneymagicman]

When we do wake him up he pulls this angsty pouty thing and rolls around until we let him sleep more. It’s insanely adorable but this kids going to be up all night. mycatsnameisbobafett

[bibbidibobbidijo]

aww baby indy :)

[cassianns-deactivated20171222]

A tribute to the ultimate love story, Diego Luna and Jabba the Hutt.

[generalgingersnaps]

@hopeandstardust

[bibbidibobbidijo]

@klaatu-barada-nerdity I'm crying 😂😂