Idk

doing nothing, killing time online 22

[poisonthoughtss]

”i saw this and it reminded me of you” you might as well be sucking me off bro

[hollanovulation]

i can never log off forever my friends on gaysex dot gov are on here

[pseudophan]

new favourite clip

[wizzard890]

I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.

[canesact]

DINOF meets Dan Howell

he wore a cute hat once and my dinof loving ass couldnt be normal about it

COMMISSIONS OPEN

[wizzard890]

I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.

[importantpics]

[wizard0rb]

Jesse Pinkman & Skyler White watch AMC's Breaking Bad together

spiritual successor to this

[tall]

[bibiyean]

reeal

[trashyayo]

not everyone can be a tumblrina

[trashyayo]

we were chosen by god

[nyancrimew]

y'all remember this game? just pure goonbait it's crazy i was allowed to play it at all bro 😭

[msmaev]

Once you know all the logic tricks to play minesweeper, you end up in a state of exercised mastery. The goal is not to solve individuals puzzles but to tease out more and more from her while denying her every chance to explode, every chance to deny you your total dominance over her.

In short, mastery over minesweeper is mastery over edging the program.

[masterspider5]

We have GOT to get regular porn back on this website.

[nyancrimew]

what do you think this is

[dorkymirage]

did someone order tramp stamp phanart

[jiiin22]

[pseudophan]

i know you know you're not alone in yknow, eyeroll and all, but i do want you to know youre objectively much more measured than me bc i saw a single post and immediately got so annoyed i just opened linkedin and started filling out JOB APPLICATIONS

LMFAO you know it's dire when phannies are so annoying it makes you crave employment 💔

[pseudophan]

alyssa from rhode island i love you thank you so much i AGREE

[pseudophan]

"i would like to fucking hard launch every woman on earth to stop getting a boyfriend i'm so fucking sick. i'm so fucking sick. i'm sick. and for my best friend to BREAK UPPPP WITH HIMMMM. I'M OVER IT"

this is actually what my inner dialogue is like at all times. fuck you and your fuckass boyfriend i'm so serious if everyone's ugly ass boyfriend died right now i would finally be happy

[flutterbvnny]

daddy has regretfully informed kitten that we need a dual income household to survive

[marilotjee]

Breaking news for the unemployed