“i have of late lost all my mirth” should be a valid reason not to come in to work
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@biblically-accurate-clown
“i have of late lost all my mirth” should be a valid reason not to come in to work
i always give a lazy two finger salute when cars stop for me at a crosswalk and it's devolved so much that at this point I feel like an icon of jesus whenever I cross the street
car: stops for me at a crosswalk
me:
oh blessed art thou automobile for you have served the meek and humble. go on your way knowing your act of kindness has saved me 2 minutes on my trip to the bodega
This too shall pass but like holy fuck
[ID: Edited wikipedia style dropdown menus saying "Early life", "Obsession with Dragon Age", and "Death" /END ID]
i love you wasps i love you flies i love you beetles i love you moths i love you non-bee pollinators i love you "uncharismatic" organisms who nonetheless carry our ecosystem on your backs
you ever listen to a playlist and all of the sudden a song that has incredible blorbo energy comes on you're you're just like this
sick and twisted of you to do this to me bioware
Azar "Azi" Bonefordged a fire goliath barbarian who just wants to knock heads together and get paid
she fell into some lava recently so she got a new dress as a result lmao--she also met her future husband!! ((he's hunting her for sport))
i buy dragon age: the veilguard. i pre-install it. i wait for the exact release date and time. i launch it. i start a new game and enter the character creator. i soon reach the eyebrow choices and am faced with the most godawful creations ever known to mankind. i tear up as i choose the equivalent of two scorched caterpillars. welcome home
There used to be a genre of video where people would just set dancing cartoon characters on fire. I miss those days, they were nice.
What?!
Why are you always so god damn confused
oh, beautiful Tabaxi woman take me away
-- the 2nd pc for my curse of Strahd campaign
a man, shaking and sniffling: why do you still need feminism….you can vote….and there’s a chance that i’ll go to prison if i kill you…….what more could you want…….
