generally strange and off putting

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

“i have of late lost all my mirth” should be a valid reason not to come in to work

[sightofsea]

i always give a lazy two finger salute when cars stop for me at a crosswalk and it's devolved so much that at this point I feel like an icon of jesus whenever I cross the street

[sightofsea]

car: stops for me at a crosswalk

me:

oh blessed art thou automobile for you have served the meek and humble. go on your way knowing your act of kindness has saved me 2 minutes on my trip to the bodega

[heathkrycek]

[wolfythewitch]

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

[jack-of-blades]

[calicostorms]

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[hawkpartys]

i love you wasps i love you flies i love you beetles i love you moths i love you non-bee pollinators i love you "uncharismatic" organisms who nonetheless carry our ecosystem on your backs

[hawkpartys]

[cursedthing]

you ever listen to a playlist and all of the sudden a song that has incredible blorbo energy comes on you're you're just like this

[nostalgiaclown]

sick and twisted of you to do this to me bioware

[teabree-shark]

[m0thmancore]

[biblically-accurate-clown]

Azar "Azi" Bonefordged a fire goliath barbarian who just wants to knock heads together and get paid

[biblically-accurate-clown]

she fell into some lava recently so she got a new dress as a result lmao--she also met her future husband!! ((he's hunting her for sport))

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[cannibalchicken]

[herssian]

i buy dragon age: the veilguard. i pre-install it. i wait for the exact release date and time. i launch it. i start a new game and enter the character creator. i soon reach the eyebrow choices and am faced with the most godawful creations ever known to mankind. i tear up as i choose the equivalent of two scorched caterpillars. welcome home

[mothwriter]

[pukicho]

There used to be a genre of video where people would just set dancing cartoon characters on fire. I miss those days, they were nice.

[starlit-storyteller]

What?!

[pukicho]

Why are you always so god damn confused

[biblically-accurate-clown]

oh, beautiful Tabaxi woman take me away

-- the 2nd pc for my curse of Strahd campaign

[miamignonette]

a man, shaking and sniffling: why do you still need feminism….you can vote….and there’s a chance that i’ll go to prison if i kill you…….what more could you want…….