certified rabbit

Bunny. She/They. Older fannish type. DnD player. Mostly danmei. This is not a place of honor.

[tothechaos]

hate when people say something along the lines of "we must get along so well because you are/i am [some astrological sign]" to me. what are you fucking talking about. we get along because im fucking nice. a decision which i regret when you say shit like that

[tothechaos]

this post is a good rent lowering gunshot. in case anyone needs one of those

[orpheuslament]

will graham was pushing 40 when he bagged a hot european sugar daddy. never kill yourself

[sluttynurse]

probably the worst attitude tumblr unintentionally cultivates is "the world out there is completely dangerous for you and no one can possibly understand you, so you should isolate yourself from it and avoid interacting with it as much as possible"

[windsweptinred]

Time to roll out the Andrew Marr quote again...

"If you put away social media and you walk out into the streets and you look at real people, three-dimensional people, they mostly smile back at you. If you look around you- you see perfectly decent, ordinary people getting on with their lives and inclined, by and large, to rather like each other, that is the real us. Let us not be fooled."

[forgetallenvies]

Why don't I say it then?

I want you all the time

Inspired by cuptoast's pork soda animatic ❤️💚

Separate sqq bc I think he's pretty

[vykodlak]

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[pansyfemme]

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

[human-pet-they]

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[juicydangler]

[autisticjonathanjoestar]

bouncing on it in repentance

[autisticjonathanjoestar]

crying and begging for forgiveness on it

[infertilityidol]

I wouldn't even be a scheming eunuch. I would be a loyal and scrupulous eunuch. I would be a eunuch who genuinely wanted to see you succeed.

[acquired-stardust]

Final Fantasy VII Playstation 1997

[rockabillywife]

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

[quelmdn]

Impressionable mind 🥄🐇 (2020)

[babushkahihi]

Festive mood of December

[cruelfrenzyalchemist]