[tsunderestorming]

hiya! ✨ i am only semi-active here on tumblr, with mostly reblogs and very few original posts.

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twitter: tsunderestorm (inactive; archive only)

🚫 do NOT follow if you’re a minor.

🚫 do NOT follow if you are an "anti", aka pro-censorship. I am vehemently pro-fiction and anti-harassment.

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[prokopetz]

I think it's actually essential to children's moral development to be exposed to short stories moderately beyond their reading level where a bunch of fucked up shit happens and then instead of offering a moral lesson or any sort of emotional or narrative resolution it just ends.

[passionpeachy]

my new moon snail plushie 🌙

now available here: link

[i-am-a-fish]

please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me

[breezey-with-an-e-art]

but what if i.....

[i-am-a-fish]

I REALLY LIKE THIS ART THIS IS SO CUTE I'M BEING HELD UP

[earthdad]

i will not stop doing peace signs in photos until there is world peace

[sodor-memetime]

[isawken]

public use jester. not in a sex way but in a “throw a coin at me and i’ll say one joke and do a gay little jig” way

[isawken]

okay fine. throw two coins at me and you can have your way with my jesterly little asshole 🙄 whatever

[evilwizard]

welcome to my new app, UberFeats. i will send heroes to your house to commit great Feats of strength and cunning

[meow-minola]

Will they do my dishes?

[evilwizard]

they will Slay your dishes

[krakoansam]

What about the laundry?

[evilwizard]

they will Slay your laundry

[terri-theslime13]

what about the minotaur harassing my cows

[evilwizard]

they will Have Sex with the minotaur

[starlitsecrets]

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

[stupidestasshole]

the puirpose of a spider is what it does

[hyenaswine]

it spides

[connemor]

idk if i can ever top this piece tbh. i need this on a tshirt.

[doodleoo]

what you learn from hobbies:

consistent practice opens up whole worlds of skill that you couldn't imagine

making mistakes in the process of learning is not only natural, it is also essential

activities that you enjoy can give you more energy back than you spent on them

wow everything is so expensive

[doodleoo]

my hands hurt

[eckspress]

Any kinks?

eternal devotion.

[belciiboo]

"To be lost and to be found, that is the lifespan of love"

[solitairians]

listening to an album you used to love but overplayed for yourself after a really long time after the overplayedness has worn off and it sounds like it's supposed to again is the closest to being in heaven you can get during your mortal life i think

[imifos]

stab scene intimacy coordinator