losing my mind, but slowly.

call me Zaiah!! (or Spoons) he/they, over 18, asks are 100% open!!! Star Trek Fan, Fanfiction writer

[biblicallyinaccuratespoons]

welcome to my chunk of the hellscape!

Hi there! i'm Zaiah!

Pronouns: He/They

If you're in The Pitt RP fandom, and I just followed you, it was probably one of my sideblogs follow back from: @theverylastnightingalefuck @milo-medicine @drmargotalli @nursekayleeeee @sanctuary-terri @orthobones @josaiahthemalenurse @ashtonevantide-official @the-matchmaker-anon

Header image is my own screenshot of Star Trek: Picard.

OC Masterpost: My Star Trek OC's!!!

Side blogs: @shattered-reflections-au (master blog for my Four Swords AU)

@zelda-a-new-age (Legend of Zelda fan-story webcomic)

i'm a fanfiction writer, and most of my Fics get posted both here and on my AO3 beware! my fics on AO3 are only set to be visible by those who have an account as i am attempting to protect them from AI and other things if you'd like to request a fic or some my inbox is OPEN and the rules of what i will and will not write are here! (old pinned post)

The fandoms i am in are: Star Trek, The Quarry, Legend of Zelda and all related fandoms, Arcane, HTTYD, Owl House, and many more that i can't think of right now XD

if you wanna come chat with me please drop by my inbox! i always love to chat. Though please be mindful that i am a person and may not get back to you for a while (sorry!!)

[ladycreep-deactivated20201127]

[talkshows-deactivated20150818]

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

[basketghost]

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

[1dietcokeinacan]

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

[seen-the-stars]

do u know how dire things have to be for hozier to agree with the pope

[biblicallyinaccuratespoons]

guys my chopstick evaporated.

[polyamorousmood]

It really says something that a lot of monogamous people consider polyamorous and aromantic to be "opposites" but every polyam person I know took one look at aromantics and said "they're just like me for real"

[silosworld]

Poly folks x aro folks in the sense that "alloromantic heterosexual monogamous people view love and sex as an entirely different entity than me, and that makes life kinda strange"

[rincent-van-uggh]

[aromanticofficial]

official aro-polyam solidarity post

[loveridden1999]

what are white gay men going through

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[toskarin]

oh my god it hurts

[toskarin]

and it's going to hurt forever

[toskarin]

every now and then I see people passing screencaps of these posts around, and in the months after I made this post there were people checking in on me assuming I was going through grief or depression or something

to set the record straight, the context is that I had covid and was bleeding from my throat and lungs, but for some ungodly reason, I was feverishly driven to drink lemonade and kept screaming and writhing because I was pouring fizzy lemon juice on open throat wounds

[caitsgates]

“ugh these characters just feel like someone’s OCs :///”

buddy i have some news about all of fiction

[biblicallyinaccuratespoons]

having one of the holy realizations

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[dramaticvictorianfemme]

no, you don’t understand. I am obsessed with these.

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[quadriviummuse]

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

[rabbitkinglune777]

I think more non binary characters should be fat

[apollosunn-moved-deactivated202]

anyone else relate

[midnightclover]

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[hotchstuff]

God, I love this accursed website.

[myterribletwenties]

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

[citylightscomebackinjune]

Happy 5th Birthday Marceline!!!!!

[maximumsunshine]

Everyone calling 1yo posts, tumblr heritage posts. THIS is a tumblr heritage post. This post is roughly 10 years old now. This post was still making the rounds 5 years later making people laugh and breaking waters.

[springsabriis]

Happy 7th Birthday Marceline!!

[mun-urufu]

Happy 8th Birthday Marceline!!!!

[youngcreativenerdgoddess]

Happy 9th birthday Marceline!