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shimasaniwa:

You haven’t seen him today? At all?? That only makes me worried more! Should I send out someone to go search for him? Do you think he’s okay? Maybe he got hurt? I’d rather him be here eating people then getting into trouble somewhere else!!

Shh...Shhhhhh....Don’t worry about it. He’s probably watching porn in one of the back rooms and laughing at it probably? Its your day today. Don’t worry about him. We’re going to have a nice time tonight and you’re going to have fun with your friends.

#shimasaniwa #Yeah he is pretty hungry.

shimasaniwa:

……….. Do you think I need to tell him the people coming over are friends so he doesn’t try to eat anyone thinking they’re intruders or something??

I don’t think it has to do with intruders or things like that. Maybe its his fetish. He’s a thot after all, and a unruly one at that. I haven’t seen him today however so don’t worry about it.

#shimasaniwa #Master he is a big boy.

shimasaniwa:

Yes! It is! Are you looking forward to it? I hope I didn’t put too much pressure on anyone by suddenly deciding it last minute. Especially Hasebe…

Hasebe has lived through worse than this. Don’t worry about him.

It’ll be fine. Its a party after all. The most you have to worry about is Sengo seducing someone and eating them probably.

#shimasaniwa #That's something demons do right?

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[Souza, its close to night time why are you in sunglasses?]

Smile, Master. It’s time to party.

#shimasaniwa

[He’s getting around to recording all of this. Home movies are part of birthday’s right?]

[He’s just kind of humming as he sits on the dock.]

#Its truly peaceful......I wonder what lies at the bottom.

shimasaniwa:

Hmmmmm….

[God he can’t do this??? He can’t be mean? Even saying time out was really hard for him so establishing a lot duration of time is even harder.]

Still… you shouldn’t go doing things like that! Please try to be nicer to Mitsutada, okay? If he doesn’t something bad just let me know and I’ll try to take care of it! You um… you only have to stay over on the dock in time out for a… a minute. Or two. Okay? I-if it gets too hot or the seagulls bother you, you can come back inside instead!

Shokudaikiri-san is only receiving my warm welcome. This is how I usually treat Hasebe-san as well. Since they are so similar.

[He says last part a little louder than the rest.]

Its fine, Master. I was out there earlier recording some video. The Ocean is a strange place, but at least it is...nice to look at.

[Time to shuffle over to the dock. There’s still a faint hum somewhere, but it mostly just bubbles and seagulls.]

#shimasaniwa

shimasaniwa:

bichinotori replied to your post: Tidy Cats is banned now.

Master, you cannot ban my love for my team mates.

Souza, you can’t be mean to the new guy! You better apologize for what you did. I know he punched Hasebe and that wasn’t very nice, but I’m supposed to be the one in charge of handling punishments for that kinda behavior! You… uhm…

Be sure you tell him sorry then I want you to go, uh…. to the dock by yourself and think about what you did for a bit. Okay?

Shokudaikiri-san said he was filled with salt water. The package said that this sand was extra absorbent.

Very well, but I will feel very unsafe while I am over there. The seagulls were eating waffles today, and we had porridge today for breakfast.

[He’s sulking. This bird can’t help that he’s part of the mean girl squad.]

#shimasaniwa

But he loves the cronch, Master.

Ookurikara-san, perhaps you too should partake in the Tidy Cats. It seems to have helped the other two.

stylishcandlecutting:

-He’s dying now. He’s literally dying. He didn’t ask for this? He didn’t deserve this? He wants to go back to being a sword now. Swords don’t have mouths or taste buds or the sensation of wanting to vomit.-

-New enemy obtained.-

Shokudaikiri-san, you are part of the Odagumi as well. Please enjoy my affection. Welcome back.

Ahahahaha, do you feel any better now?

#stylishcandlecutting

stylishcandlecutting:

Swords and salt water just really don’t mix, you know?

What’s that stuff you were feeding Hasebe just now? I’ll help you cram it down his throat.

[It looks like he’s about to hand him some, but instead he shoves some tidy cats in Mitsutada’s mouth as well.]

I hear this is super absorbent when wet. May it help get the salt water out of you. Don’t be too hard on Hasebe-san. He’s the only one who knows how to make my drinks the way I like them.

#stylishcandlecutting