Bi-Disaster

i'm not queer ... in fact if ... and no ... i'm LOST (he/him/they)

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When you have a look battle with your two lovers to see who is the REAL top and that you win:

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Lost Girl ;)

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The secret technique of short men

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my friend is talented, really talented ...

(to my regret I don't have the screenshot of the tank stuck in the tree or the boat stuck on a rock ...)

more an intimate moment ;)

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Gon: Uh, why is Leorio upset?

Kurapika: He took one of those "Which Hunter Are You?" online quizzes

Gon: So?

Kirua: He got Ging.

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Master: Well, that went badly. Murder wasn't on today's agenda!

13: Murder was never on anybody's agenda!

Master: It's on mine, just not until Thursday.

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Leorio: Did you know that when you break a bone it grows back stronger?

Gon: So what you’re saying is I should break all of my bones and become invincible?

Leorio: That is absolutely not what I’m saying.

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Zemo: So you haven’t ever been in a relationship?

Bucky: I have very high standards.

Sam: Hello!

Bucky: Oh no he’s meeting all my standards.

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Sam: This is a disaster! The printer messed up the invitations, it’s supposed to say "Bucky’s Birthday".

Sarah: What does it say instead?

Sam: "Bucky’s Bi".

Sarah: That could still work.

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Sarah: I thought I said that no one could come through the door?

Sam: You did.

Bucky: We came through the window.

Sam: We followed your instructions!

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Sam: *shows a picture of Bucky*

Sam: Have you seen my partner?

Torres: Not since yesterday. Why, is he missing?

Sam: Nah, I just wanted everyone to see him. Ain't he perfect?

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Zemo: You can say “Have a nice day” and that’s considered polite.

Zemo: But you can’t say “Enjoy the next twenty-four hours” without sounding extremely threatening.

Sam: Why are you in my room-

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Sam: I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life.

Bucky: I wake up at 5.

Sam: ...

Sam: I want to go to bed with you for the rest of my life.

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Karli: If you found out you only had one day left to live, what would you do with it?

Sam: Say goodbye and mend my relationships.

Bucky: Something illegal.

Sharon: Accept my fate.

Zemo: I would message ten people saying that if they don't forward the message to ten other people, I would die tomorrow.

Karli: What?

Sam: How did you get in here-

Bucky: That’s fucking awesome. Can I change my answer?

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Sam: Were you ever nice?

Zemo: 1998. Worst year of my life.

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Netflix could have kept it longer :(

I say that but I don't even have Netflix :p

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Sam: Bucky has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them.

Sharon: Seriously?

Sam: Watch this.

Sam: Hey Bucky, race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Bucky: *Throws himself out the window*