Not Another SF Headcanons Dump!
TW for death mention and cringe.
Charlie Dompler
🌙 He pulls way too many all-nighters on his Alienware computer for his own good, the poor bastard’s probably an insomniac.
🧢 Secretly has “soft/feminine” interests he hides away, because he seriously needs to insist he’s a hardened alpha male (he’s absolutely not).
🎮 His childhood besties where his Gameboy Color and his X Box.
🍔 Has a mutually messy on-and-off romance with Zoey, they bicker like an old couple but there’s a reason they still see each other.
👟 Kind of a shut-in who doesn’t go out all that much outside of work and has very few friends, because most of the people he encounters are unhinged af and he’s reasonably scared shitless of people in general.
🐅 He never got to grow up with either of his parents, his grandma raised him up and he lived with her until her passing.
🌸 He’s a proud weeb who’s religiously watched Toonami since it launched when he was just a little tadpole.
💖 Can be viciously petty and vindictive, he may forgive but does not forget.
🤠 Often patronized and perceived as childish and silly, it drives him crazy when almost EVERY SINGLE DATE he’s ever had has treated him more like a cute naïve chibi mascot and a uwu fragile doll than a grown-ass man because God forbid an adult to be three apples tall and full of whimsy. This is why he liked Jennifer so much because she didn’t infantilize the hell out of him and shared his ideals.
🫐 He’s actually pretty talented but doesn’t want to show it off. He bakes, has a passion for DIY and arts/crafts, he can sing very well too, just ask his grouchy next-door neighbor who bellowed at him to shut up when he sang “Pink Pony Club” in the shower with the windows open!
☕️ He likes tea more than coffee.
🍰 Has an insatiable sweet tooth, it’s a damn miracle he hasn’t rotted out his teeth.
📎 He’s the Regina George/Heather Chandler of the group: glamorous and popular yet mean.
🌶️ Wears lingerie to bed.
👔 Mf shops at the high-end stores so he can flaunt his swag in everyone’s faces, one time heaven flew all the way to California to shop at that one crazy expensive grocery store that sells caviar and premium smoothies just to throw shade at Charlie and Pim for eating at Wawa.
🎧 Bonds with Pim over their mutual love for anime and the pop girlies like Chappell Roan and so-on.
📝 Always shows up early or on-time at work, so it’s super rare for him to call in sick.
🧀 Has visited Wisconsin many times, guess why.
🍀 Can somehow drive a big rig, don’t ask me why!
🍇 He’s old enough to have fought in WWII and throw punches at Stonewall, we love an Old Queen!
💦 HUGE fan of Gooseworx and TADC, he even kins as Zooble!
🐕 Identifies as a enby lesbian and feels more comfortable with he/him pronouns.
🐸 May have secret magical powers, henceforth why he wears a witch hat.
🍟 He’s totally bitched Charlie and Allan out for treating Pim like dog shit during the Brazil trip and for not telling him about that one group chat.
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