Had a Charpim dream where Pim desperately wanted Charlie to sit on his face and Charlie was obviously refusing because he didn’t want Pim to die.
They end up doing it anyways and wouldn’t you know it Pim gets smothered to death.
He ends up in hell automatically because he was technically engaging in premarital sex but the devil is so shocked to see him there because like… dats Pim…
He helps Pim call heavens customer service line but they can’t get through so they call and Uber to take them there.
On the way there (in the Uber) they finally come off hold but end up getting into an argument with the customer service rep and it’s SO BAD that the devil causes the car to crash.
That crash causes the DRIVER to die and they literally watch his soul float up to heaven lol and they freak out because they try to grab on to him to catch a ride but he’s all ghostly.
Eventually they just have to walk all the way up there and at this point the devil is crashing out constantly, saying that this is why he hates dealing with up here and how it’s not just customer service they never respond to his emails and keeps on sending him shit that doesn’t belong which causes overcrowding that he has to deal with and it’s a ton of paperwork and yada yada ya.
Anyways. They get up there finally and the Devil just pushes past all of the red tape and workers (Pims apologizing for the intrusion but following closely behind)
He bangs on the door or the Man in Charge and they start arguing on technicalities on where Pim should go.
MIC lowkey doesn’t even think that Pim should be in hell but it’s like the principle of it all….now he HAS to argue because he feels targeted lol.
Anyways while the two of them go at it Pin kinda sneaks away.
Forgot to mention this but he’s been like a ghost/translucent Pim this entire time.
Anyways he starts looking for where they keep every persons essence? Life? soul? idk?
But through the devil and Mic arguing he gathers that if he consumes it then he’d be made whole and ig return back to earth.
So the last part of that section of the dream was him sprinting to find this room while being chased from some guy that was originally trying to block them at the door (he was like tsa) and he kept running running scooby doo style until he was able to find his soul (it was like an orb and pink and glowing and stuff)
And yeah he ate it and woke up right back on earth like in the exact moment that he died. He freaks out a bit and rambles on like a mad man to tell Charlie what he just saw and how facing death has renewed something in him and he wants to spend more time with those that he loves and
Charlie is like uh that’s cool man. It’s cool that ur uhhh ‘invigorated’ but you telling me that you literally just died and almost got sent to hell wrongly kinda killed my boner so I’m gonna go play Red Dead rn.
And then I did dream about some other stuff in continuation to this storyline but it was basically just a word for word retelling of another episode lol.
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