Ninjas… Going? But Thats Impossible… @big-chicken-breast - Tumblr Blog

lowkey i haaaate when the advertisement doesnt fit me at all. wdym you're giving me an ad for daycare? i don't have kids 😭😭😭 **turns to face you and starts making unblinking eye contact** That's why I gave big data corps all my information. 🙂 Because if they're going to advertise things to me, at least let it be relevant! 😂 Like these doorbusters at Kohl's. 😳 That feeling when you find the perfect pair of jeans at Kohl's. 😵‍💫 That feeling when you find the perfect pair of jeans at Kohl's. 🤣 That feeling when you find the perfect pair of jeans at Kohl's. 🤓 That feeling when you find the perfect pair of jeans at Kohl's. 🙂 That feeling when you find the perfect pair of jeans at Kohl's. 🙂 That feeling when you find the perfect pair of jeans at Kohl's. 💀 That feeling when you find the perfect pair of jeans at Kohl's. 🙂

tealmussel

It's me and my oc x canon against the world

commanderchr1st

omelas-kid

computer. ways to make your life feel real . computer search "how do I break through the film screen that my life is projected on?" PUTER. CAN YOU HEAR ME.

sawed-on-shotgun

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

#pairing this with the pin I need that says IM NOT ANGRY WITH YOU MY FACE JUST LOOLS LIKE THAT so I can finally have a normal conversation

cepheusgalaxy

My ocs are so awesome and beautiful

Everybody wants to hear about my ocs

I know my oc's lore and can put it coherently into words

My ocs are amazing

I can always give them more Issues and Tribulations

Everybody loves my oc's Issues and Tribulations

My ocs are the most beautiful blorbos on earth

I can make their life worse

anonyymoose

stage 1 of liking media: yeah this thing is pretty good!

stage 2 of liking media: haha remember when blorbo bleepus did that thing that was so funny

stage 3 of liking media: huh this one song is kind of blorbo bleepus… if you think about this other song is also kind of blorbo bleepus

stage 4 of liking media: blorbo bleepus is really interesting… here’s a sensible analysis post

stage 5 of liking media: FUCK. THE CHARACTER. THE CHARACTER IM HAVING A CHARACTER ATTACK

stage 6 of liking media: well let’s see what ao3 has to offer!

stage 7 of liking media: everything goes on my character playlist. this song with no lyrics is about blorbo bleepus exploding a building and looking really cool. if this lyric was an entirely different sentence it would fit perfectly

stage 8 of liking media: who wants to hear about these characters new pronouns and mobility aids

ladyofthebookcase

hello allo person in a fandom. let’s play a game. in front of you are two characters. your challenge is to okay and you’ve already started shipping them. well the crusher machine is going to activate now goodbye.

boxheadpaint

fear not: you can also “attack” your friends even outside of art fight, so if you miss the chance to before august 2nd you can always get them after with no repercussions. No crime will be committed either way and its actually fine to draw art for others at any other time of the year

zarvasystem

oursystemblog

#im in this picture and I don’t like it

lakevida

when i accomplish anything on my days off work i feel like this. went on two separate walks today and i feel like i beat thru the fire and flames on expert with a wii nunchuck. while depressed

sforzzz

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

sforzzz

*goes back to jerkin it*

sforzzz

waaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt

anotherremixx

something something star trek

#star trek

charl0ttan

conservative cis guy porn blogger penning his terse and abrasive bio so that everyone will know not to bring any of their whiny snowflake bullshit to him