[snowkissedmonsters]

A necessary reminder!!

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[bruce66stuff]

Gorgeous

[hairyflaman]

Looks promising.

[jethro999]

Which would you like first, fist or cock.

[bismuth-336]

[ilikeit-art]

[cartoondog]

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

[lostinthewrongfandom]

@sexy-people-contests-2026 the cup’s point of view as you poured in glitter

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[maturebeefformick]

[chromevelvet]

[hairys-stuff]

[glumshoe]

someone fired a bullet through our bathroom wall the other day when we were gone, which is scary (but probably accidental), but the weirdest part is that we can’t actually find the place where it entered from outside... the wall inside is fucked up and you can see the hole where it came through, but there is no corresponding entrance hole on the exterior of the house. somehow the outer paneling was undamaged.

[glumshoe]

I think the exterior of the house is asbestos siding which apparently hides bullet holes really well.

There’s also a dent on the opposite wall where the bullet bounced off, and it looks like it had a really bizarre trajectory. Anyway, the neighbors say it was from a car chase where bullets went flying everywhere, so I’m not actually worried beyond “wow hope that doesn’t happen near me again”.

[mythopoetry]

This is the most American post I have ever seen

[glumshoe]

“someone fired a bullet through my asbestos from a car chase” yeah fair

[shodaw]

A mafia hit man fired three shots into my ex’s house in retaliation for his journalist dad reporting on a corrupt businessman in the newspaper, but I guess that’s just Italy

[furbasement]

Art by alextaniciel

[men-of-actual-play]

[were--ralph]

Happy pride to him only

[whitebriefscowboy]

[momowho34]

Does anyone remember Guardians of Ga’Hoole???? This movie/book series:

This movie FUCKED ME UP as a kid. It’s like “oh cute owl movie with cartoon owls and pretty animation” and then you watch it and it’s like “all of the main characters are child kidnapping victims of an evil cannibal nazi owl cult bent on racial supremacy known as The Pure Ones that regularly kidnaps and brainwashes child owls to work for them and/or holds other owls family’s hostage to enlist them in the evil cults plan to take over the owl world. The plot is for a few of these child kidnapping owlet’s to go find a big ole tree full of legendary owls that will go to war with the owl cult. Also the main emotional storyline is that the main owlet’s brother is successfully indoctrinated into the cult before he can escape and has to face off against his own brother who can’t turn him to the side of good so he’s forced to set him on fire instead” like WHAT THE FUCK?? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

I cannot fucking stress how terrifying this movie was for me when I was a child. This is not a fucking kids movie, do not show it to your children for the love of god. Like these are the bad guys

Brb I’m gonna go scream into the void. To truly understand the visceral horror that was this fucking movie, I advise you to watch the moon blinking scene and then pretend you’re a seven year old seeing it for the first time. Kathryn Lasky you’re a genius and absolutely batshit fucking terrifying oh my god

[hungry-skeleton]

I remember this so vividly oh my lord

[ordinaryredtail]

Great news op. The books were even more horrifying

[kennothythebard]

Oh yeah the books were terrifying! I loved them

[dynasmon]

[typhlonectes]