[big-plonker]

Bucket List as a 21 year old student (not joking):

- have a wedding (no marriage necessary)

- repurpose my veil for my firstborn daughter’s crib cover

- live in portofino for three weeks and a day

- eat an entire lemon

- sail

- own a coach bag

- shag someone that works inside No.10 Downing Street

- quite vaping (embarrassing)

- enjoy black coffee

- meet my great grandchildren

- finish and publish my book

- spend all night in the 6 story nightclub in Paris

- sing ‘the hills are alive’ on the Austrian hills

- try Cornish oysters

- lick one of the interior walls in Buckingham Palace

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[big-plonker]

wanna get tattoos but also waiting for some sort of primordial permission to get one

Bitch if u don’t just walk into the shop and ask for a consultation I swear to god

[big-plonker]

just booked my first tat!! So proud of myself!

[big-plonker]

might be biased but it looks cool asf. It’s a scarab beetle on my lower back w whole shabang, sun and wings,,

Only problem is since I’ve got it every bastard I know somehow has some sort of connection to scarabs and it’s making it a lot less cool icl LOLL

[big-plonker]

Just had a wet dream about Nandor the Relentless…what dat mean? 😐

[big-plonker]

titwank

[big-plonker]

wanna get tattoos but also waiting for some sort of primordial permission to get one

Bitch if u don’t just walk into the shop and ask for a consultation I swear to god

[big-plonker]

just booked my first tat!! So proud of myself!

[big-plonker]

I’d rather be fat and bald than hungry and taking cold showers

#pain is not beautiful it just hurts

[big-plonker]

tumblr rlly is the only 'social media' I feel safe on (cause I have no followers LOL)

it's like my nan's living room but digital and filled with furry porn occasionally

[big-plonker]

For Halloween I will be getting a man pregnant. Unrelated but felt important to share. x

[big-plonker]

rainy day, time to be odd and off putting YESSS YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

[big-plonker]

1960s movies set in medieval/early modern England YOU HAVE MY HEART 🩷💕💞💓💗💖💘💝

[davidcassidy-deactivated2026041]

"FIT BRITONS?"

"fit britons."

"THE FITONS?"

[big-plonker]

McDonald’s lowkey creating patient 0s

[big-plonker]

Suck my sweaty focaccia bro

[big-plonker]

wanna get tattoos but also waiting for some sort of primordial permission to get one

Bitch if u don’t just walk into the shop and ask for a consultation I swear to god

[big-plonker]

Adverts in front of/after/during asmr videos need to die

[big-plonker]

alexa play kate bush army dreamers i feel sick