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@bigbarablueberry
i think the fuck not, my son
〘 𝚍𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚍 〙
❝ Missed me? ❞ The alien-slash-turtle clone snorts. ❝ Drop something in the askbox or whatever. ❞
❝ He's back, and with a vengeance. ❞
Well, not really. He’s just back.
——– 〘 Dark Leonardo (2003) written by chloe 〙
𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒆 ⧚ 𝒔𝒆𝒎𝒊-𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆 ⧚ 𝒂𝒔𝒌 . rules
Ok……. Baron Draxum made the turtles once…….. do you think he might try again? Maybe he’ll modify them more and ensure they’ll be……. Dark ?
bigbarablueberry:
〘 𝚍𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚍 〙
❝ … When an alien and a mutant turtle love each other very much—❞ He begins, deciding on whether he should take this version of Raphael seriously on telling his origin story. He just seems so much more… aloof. Less pissy and snapping at every chance he got.
“Duh i know about that, how babies are made.” He gave a annoyed sigh at the much taller turtle.
“I meant more like , i don’t know…you seem so much different from us even, all blue and stuff. Its weird.” He wasn’t sure how to word it correctly, he just didnt wanna piss the big guy off, since he kindoff? Felt threatened of him?
〘 𝚍𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚍 〙
❝ Part alien. Basically some fucked up alien scientist took your brother’s counterpart’s blood or spit or whatever, added in his DNA, and played god in the lab. ❞ He concedes, a channel of his former days running through his eye. He remembers stepping out of a pod, beside him his brightly colored siblings, following orders and slowly learning about his turtle “brother counterpart”.
❝ What’s your story then? You don’t look exactly alike as the red hothead too. ❞
@bigbarablueberry liked this post for a starter!!
Kal had told her far more times than she could count (which wasn’t very high in the first place) to “stay out of the friggin sewers” but it was so easy to get from place to place without running into trouble that she tended to ignore him. Granted she always smelled a little funny afterwards, but it was a fantastic way to make people avoid her too so she didn’t mind it.
However, hearing someone else sloshing about in the damp network made her very nervous. Grabbing the dented metal bat she’d uh… “borrowed” from the local park’s baseball field and an old plastic flashlight she kept on her hip, she held both at the ready and continued walking, feeling tense and nervous as could be.
〘 𝚍𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚍 〙
God, time travelling fucking sucked.
He forgot how the sewers smelled, even though its a hundred years before his time. A permanent frown was etched on the giant alien hybrid’s face, way past uncomfortable and nearing the thinning line of murder. The promise of someone or something dying tonight ran rampant in his mind as he turned by the corner, then faintly recalling how he even got here in the first place.
With his absent thoughts and very clear lack of training in the art of being a warrior, he failed to see the small figure before him. He kept walking, his long legs and big two-toed feet bringing him just a few steps away from the tense form holding a flashlight. Curses slipped from his lips and floated into the pungent atmosphere, the tick in the creases of his face tensing more and more.
❝ Stupid lizard boy and his stupid fucking science... Why the fuck am I the guinea pig? ❞
hey bitches, i know its been a while! for the new mutuals, pls like this post if u want a starter! cmon, u know u want to. uwu
〘 𝚍𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚍 〙
❝ You fuckers better not be putting trash in my stocking. ❞
HI IM NOT DEAD IM VERY SORRY
are yall mad at me yet
❝ Sometimes your eyes are not the only place the tears fall from. ❞
» this ask meme: accepting
〘 𝚍𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚍 〙
He listens to the alien woman speak, head hung low, and one hand grasping the half-empty bottle of brandy he swiped from a room below. He eyes the wound at his forearm, blood slowly running in a thin stream. ❝ Guess you’re right. ❞ Leonardo grunts at her. ❝ My eyes are dry as fuck now, anyway. ❞
𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵
friendly psa reminder that all my ic shit, asks or threads or whatever, are for mutuals only! and personal blogs pls dont reblog my ic posts! that is all. o3o
Make a pass at my muse!
Send “Pass” and I’ll generate a number for my muse to react to yours…
Winking at them
Squeezing their knee under the table
Whistling at them
Telling them they look beautiful
Telling them they look sexy
Sliding their hand over their bottom
Eyeing them up
Sending them a dirty message
Asking them out on a date
Leaning in for a kiss
Lingering on a hug
Asking them if they’re single
Asking them to dance
Offering to buy them a drink
Buying them a drink
Boasting to impress them
Showing off their skills to impress them
Telling them the perks of a relationship with them
Inviting them to their bedroom
Kissing them on the cheek
disney princess meme
send in the disney princess’ name for a starter based on the prompt associated with the name
snow white — your muse kisses mines awake
cinderella ( + the object left behind , give as much detail as you see appropriate ) — your muse leaves a unique belonging at my muse’s house after some kind of special night. the catch? my muse never got your muse’s name or number.
aurora — your muse is trying to keep mine awake the best they can and they’ll use any means appropriately necessary to do it
ariel — my muse has lost their voice ( whether from a wild night or from sickness ) and have to come up with ways to communicate with your muse
belle — for whatever reason , your muse has to live with mine. my muse is trying to make it comfortable for yours … too bad they’re pretty bad at it
jasmine — my muse has really bent the truth in some way about themselves and now the truth is all spilling out at once
mulan – my muse has been lying to your muse about their identity in some way this whole time. all was going well … until your muse finds out about it and confronts mine
tiana — our muses are on a business trip together. your muse is trying to squeeze in fun , all my muse can talk about is work
rapunzel — my muse just recently moved to the ‘ big city ‘ from a very rural area ( or vice versa ) and your muse is the local ready to show my pretty excited muse around
merida — our muses are faced with some kind of great adversity and have to work together , and be brave , to get out of it
anna — my muse is in some kind of trouble and needs yours to help them out of it
elena — my muse is the sole person left to be the family company’s ceo , they’ve been working their behind off for months. your muse drags mine out for a much needed vacation
Seven Sinday Memes
Send a word for my muse to react to your muse doing the following… [Add reverse for your muse to do the action] Any context helps!
Pride
[braggart] to hear my muse brag about themselves
[brag] to hear my muse brag about someone they’re close to
[mirror] to find my muse checking themselves out in the mirror
[perform] for my muse to show off a skill they feel they’re the best at
[critique] my muse reacting to hearing criticism they don’t like
[wrong] my muse doing something to prove yours wrong
[credit] my muse takes credit for something our muses did together
Greed
[prized] my muse will talk about their most prized possession
[money] for my muse to lose all their money
[shine] to find my muse dressed up in very expensive clothing
[will do] my muse explains (or does) the worst thing they’d do for money
[secrets] my muse withholding secrets that would benefit your muse
[withhold] my muse refuses to help yours
[power] my muse does something to gain power over yours
Lust
[lustful] for my muse to talk about what they like about one of their partners/crushes (specify if possible)
[kiss] for my muse to kiss yours
[seduce] for my muse to try to seduce yours
[bloodlust] for my muse to hurt yours for fun OR laugh at your muse getting hurt
[cheat] to catch my muse cheating on their partner
[caught] your muse catches my muse naked
[frisky] for my muse to grope yours
Envy
[green eyed] for my muse to talk about the one thing they see other people have that they don’t
[jealously] for my muse to get jealous of yours
[steal] my muse steals something from yours
[negative] for my muse to put yours down
[mine] for my muse to get jealous about your muse getting hit on
[share] for my muse to share something with yours
[ruin] for m muse to sabotauge your muse’s attempts to finish a task
Gluttony
[food] for my muse to talk about their favourite food[s]
[eat] to join my muse for an excessive meal
[drink] to find my muse extremely drunk/high
[vice] to try to stop my muse from indulging in one of their vices
[hoard] to find something that my muse hoards
[punishment] to try to get my muse to stop feeling sorry for themselves
[meal] my muse cook yours a fancy meal
Wrath
[vent] for my muse to talk about something/someone they hate
[smack] for my muse to hit yours.
[shout] for my muse to yell at yours.
[hate] for my muse to say ‘i hate you’
[calm] to try to calm my muse down
[stop] to stop my muse from getting into a fight
[kill] to see my muse kill
Sloth
[relax] for my muse to talk about their most relaxing experience
[sleep] your muse waking mine up because they’ve overslept
[work] my muse avoiding doing something they should be doing
[inaction] for my muse to see a stranger getting hurt and doesn’t help
[lies] for my muse to lie to avoid responsibility
[boredom] for my muse to suggest some way to cure boredom
[too much] to try to get my muse to rest after staying awake/working for a long time
bigbarablueberry:
〘 𝚍𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚍 〙
❝ My clone… refers to me as Dark Leonardo. ❞ He admits rather quietly. He initially thought of giving him his lab number or another alias, but where’s the fun in that? ❝ You’re Leonardo, aren’t you? I’m the alien-turtle clone of another version of you in the future. Surprise. ❞
2018 looked… horrendous. The street light in the alley is dimming and blinks from time to time, and the constant buzzing of the engine of cars irked his hearing. And none of those said cars even flew? This had to be the ancient times. ❝ I hope I get to talk to your nerd of a brother soon. One more second here and I might turn into sand or whatever shit you have in this stupid timeline.❞
[⚔] “ Oooo. Edgy. I can dig it. “ How had he known it would come to this? Between the mutant outbreaks and the dog-walkers-turned-ancient-evils, having a clone from another future timeline seemed like it fit in there pretty well. “ Buuuut I think I’m just gonna call you Big L. You know, size n’ all. “
That, and Dark Leonardo just seemed… you know… unoriginal? Not that Big L was either, but it was a heck of a lot better than the whole goth-emo thing. That would definitely be more Donnie’s thing than his.
[⚔] “ You’ll be fine. It’s not Jersey. And the closest grate is…”
With a small gesture, Leon pointed towards the sewer grate just beneath the lumbering figure’s own two feet, using his own sword to pry it open.
[⚔] “ Annnnd… after you? “
〘 𝚍𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚍 〙
❝ Big L... ❞ He muses before he snorts, unsure if that was an upgrade to his name. Whatever, he thinks. He’s been called worse before. ❝ I’m surprised ya’ didn’t think ‘cyclops’ or somethin’. ❞
He watches the slimmer turtle pry open the cover with his sword, and his snout twitches. If one thing is constant in their timelines, it had to be the stank from the sewers. He grunts at the other and jumps in, feet splashing a puddle as he landed.
❝ Now that I thought about it, what’re ya’ doin’ alone up there? Shouldn’t ya be with your brothers n’ shit? Knowing you’re the eldest and a control freak. ❞ He thinks aloud, puzzled features dimly lit in the moonlight. ❝ Not to mention the ring leader. ❞
💔 HEART ACHE SENTENCE PROMPTS !
❝ You are a victim of your own broken heart. ❞
❝ You’re breaking my heart. ❞
❝ The heart is just a muscle, isn’t that right? ❞
❝ You’ve left a void in me that cannot be filled. ❞
❝ Time does not heal a broken heart as they say. ❞
❝ How do you cope when the love is with somebody else? ❞
❝ Well, you can’t have heartbreak without love. ❞
❝ Love is supposed to heal, to be your haven from misery. ❞
❝ My heart no longer felt as if it belonged to me. ❞
❝ There is an ocean of silence between us… and I am drowning in it. ❞
❝ Raw love, like raw heartache, could blindside you. ❞
❝ I was born the day you kissed me, died the day you left me. ❞
❝ I’ve fallen victim to love once in my life, it was enough for me. ❞
❝ I think perhaps I will always hold a candle for you – even until it burns my hand. ❞
❝ I would have followed you to hell and back… if only you’d lead me back. ❞
❝ I had fallen but you were not there to catch me. ❞
❝ This pain has not passed, this pain, I’m afraid, it will never pass. ❞
❝ A broken heart can be as lethal as a bullet to the brain. ❞
❝ As if you gave your heart to autumn, for what it destroys never blossoms again. ❞
❝ A single heartbreak teaches you more than what a lifetime of schooling can. ❞
❝ You taught me how to live with you, now tell me how to live without you… ❞
❝ You hurt me and yet I cannot stay away, I am miserable either way. ❞
❝ Do you know why he did what he did to you? Because he could. ❞
❝ I have been bitter since the day you broke my heart. ❞
❝ Today is just another day of trying to get by without you. ❞
❝ An entire world of people can never replace the one that I’ve lost. ❞
❝ I cannot carry on with my future when I am stuck in my past. ❞
❝ Many things we die but this love I have for you will not. ❞
❝ I could never love another as I do you, even if I wanted to. ❞
❝ This heart break will be the death of me. ❞
❝ I still fight and I don’t know why. ❞
❝ If our love is tragedy then are you my remedy? ❞
❝ When you’re ready, come find me, my heart is open. ❞
❝ Love is both, the strongest and the weakest thing you can have in life. ❞
❝ Black misery painted on a blood red heart. ❞
❝ You make me feel like a firefly. Trapped in a belljar; starved for love. ❞
❝ Sometimes your eyes are not the only place the tears fall from. ❞
❝ My heart does not beat, it aches, for you. ❞
❝ Do you even know how you make me weak? ❞
❝ If you lose your one and only, there’s always room here for the lonely. ❞
❝ Part of me aches at the thought of her being so close yet so untouchable. ❞
❝ Sometimes it feels like love and sometimes it feels like the death. ❞
❝ I don’t know where your heart is but mine is bruised. ❞
❝ I tried to wash the scars and marks from under my skin but you’re etched in me like stone.❞
❝ You call it love, but still you hate me? ❞
❝ You’re the pain and the medicine, one taste and I’m numb again. ❞
❝ With you next to me, there’s no darkness I can’t overcome. ❞
❝ They don’t love you the way I love you. ❞
❝ What a wicked way to treat the one that loves you. ❞
❝ What’s worse, looking jealous or crazy? ❞
❝ There’s a fire starting in my heart, it’s bringing me out the dark. ❞
❝ The scars of your love remind me of us. ❞
❝ Tears of blood fall from my broken heart. ❞
❝ Never mind, I’ll find someone like you. ❞
❝ When it’s all said and done, I’m still in love with you. ❞
❝ I want you to know that I’m all yours. ❞
❝ You could break my heart in two but when it heals, it beats for you. ❞
❝ The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it… ❞
❝ Jealousy is just love and hate at the same time. ❞
❝ I know you still think about the times we had. ❞
❝ I’ve been so selfish because I love you so much. ❞
❝ You’re just like a pill, instead of making me better, you keep making me ill. ❞
❝ I bet you start loving me as soon as I start loving somebody else. ❞
❝ Do you ever think of me when you lie? ❞
❝ I fell for your lies, you hurt me, all the time. ❞
❝ Despite everything, I still remain loving you. ❞
❝ I’m waiting for the one day to come, when I can look at you and feel nothing. ❞
❝ Love creeps up on you, you never know how hard it’s there until they leave. ❞
❝ I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to forgive myself for just how badly I broke you.. ❞
❝ What chance did we have against fate? ❞
❝ Be careful when fixing broken people. You may end up cutting yourself. ❞
❝ Every other lover will always be compared to you. ❞
❝ I would recognize your heartbeat from the ends of space. ❞
❝ Even in dreams, ghosts of former happiness haunt me. ❞
❝ You should see me when my heart is broken. I don’t grieve, I shatter. ❞
❝ Love, but don’t fall in love because everything that falls breaks. ❞
❝ If my love was a war, you only fought for the glory of winning. ❞
❝ How many hearts have you collected? How many chests have you left aching and empty? ❞
❝ I have not broken your heart - you have broken it; and in breaking it, you have broken mine. ❞
❝ If it’s a question of my heart, you’ve got it. It don’t belong to anyone but you. ❞