A pro hero always puts his life on the line!

OHohoho it's Dani!

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

person: I hate small talk. I wanna talk about death, aliens, sex, what life means and why we are here

me: listen man, you gonna buy these shoes or nah? cause I gotta close up in about 10 minutes 

[jisatsu-draw]

[cherrycat-deactivated20250108]

[rustymonkee]

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[princess-peachie]

This is the greatest audio post of all time

[absolutedestiny-apocalypse]

Fun fact: the music for Spyro the Dragon was composed and produced by Stewart Copeland, the drummer of the Police. These sick drum rolls are performed by a Rock and Roll Hall of Famer and one of the greatest drummers of all time. Fuck yea.

[girls-to-avoid]

everyone always talks about the wendys twitter, but

let’s talk about moonpie’s twitter

[helthehatter]

Moon pie is so nice and responsible

[girls-to-avoid]

He’s a very good boy

[queen-of-dirt]

Ohhh my God

[yuubarii]

[alphagravy]

[ayellowbirds]

…i wouldn’t mind looking like this, now and then.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Sometimes you just wanna be Ominous Shapes

[nursery-deactivated20160926]

can you die from lack of affection

[shadio]

yes

[shadio]

i’m dying

[dracobane1-deactivated20190106]

[yurirainbowz-deactivated2018043]

@ferucchi

[maxknightley]

Hey what was the name of Lilo’s big sister in Lilo and Stitch?

[parasitoidism]

Nani

[parasitoidism]

WAIT

[maxknightley]

[costanzadere]

[worfisproblematic-deactivated20]

throughout the years i’ve learned that tumblr isn’t about gaining followers but about losing all followers until you are left with a small group of people who would even support you if you turned out to be a furry

[worfisproblematic-deactivated20]

[powerburial]

i regret telling a coworker i was vegetarian because now a year later theyre vegan and they live in portland and every single day they post a video on facebook of them like running up to a truck full of cows and crying and apologizing to them

[iamoutofideas]

who’s papa john

[iamoutofideas]

I just realized that I commented on the wrong post.

[rcktpwr]

im gonna go shower and become wet like a crocodile my favorite beast

[rcktpwr]

please for the love of GOD stay safe

[hotvampireadjacent]

did you just tell yourself to stay safe

[longnuts]

Self care

[sludgejudy-deactivated20170915]

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[pantransautie]

This is what anxiety sounds like.

[undismayedmay]

god she’s the prettiest girl i have ever laid eyes on

[notjustawave]

finding out one of your followers are hot