[pleatedjeans]

[funeralmarketsuperstore-deactiv]

imagine you getting a job at a gamestop and your manager is the type of guy to chug a whole monster energy drink and then say “haha level up!” and he does that every day.

[shezmycollar-deactivated2017071]

this is oddly specific are you ok

[funeralmarketsuperstore-deactiv]

I Am Fantastic Thanks for Asking

[unofficial-starter-packs]

[steamcleanmymind-deactivated201]

[illinoisbysufjanstevens]

remember those boys in middle school whose digital watches would always go off in class … what were the alarms for … why did they never learn how to turn off the alarms

[bigbootysmoothie-blog]

why is everyone a sensitive little cry baby on this site

[local-idgit]

I used to get mad when men would make jokes about how women’s periods make them irrational, but now I just remember that during Victorian times, a table’s legs were thought to arouse men so they invented table cloths to cover them up so men wouldn’t get erections during dinner

I might cry for no reason but at least I’ve never gotten a BONER for a fucking TABLE

[iraffiruse]

[danielodowd-deactivated20170124]

davinyoungs

[skookumthesamoyed]

[maddoxwilde-blog1]

It’s been 10 years and I’m still super salty that Jackie ended up with Fez and not Hyde.

[bigbootysmoothie-blog]

are u fucking kidding me @hailst0rmzz why did u post this

[deathium-deactivated20220831]

[shitpostempire]

[bigbootysmoothie-blog]

Me having sex

Him: mm yeah baby who's your daddy

me: [turns around] YUR NOT MY DAAAAD... Ugly ass fuckin.. noodlehead

[danielodowd-deactivated20170124]

Kevin Russ

[viejospellejos]

[foodfuck]