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Bigboss:(grumpy) Is there any work being done for this channel? Quiet, except for me playing ukulele. Bigboss:....you fuckers. (walks off)

#bigboss #fuckers #ukulele

After we told him his 'No Disco Fans' sign directed at one designer was bullying...

Bigboss: How come you get to have that (a cut out of his head with 'approved! all approved' speech bubble) up there?

Me: That's a positive message

Bigboss: No Disco Fans IS a positive message. It's like... 'No Plague'. It's a good thing.

#bigboss #disco #bullying

Bigboss: Check out this camel toe...it's like....corrugated vagina!

#bigboss #camel toe #vagina

Bigboss: I hate musicals, but I LOVE West Side Story

#bigboss #west side story #musicals

Bigboss: (standing in the middle of the pod, to no one in particular) What's the i-thing you put music on?

Me: ipod?

Bigboss: yeah, that's it

Me: Hehe (writes notes for posting on tumblr later)

Bigboss: No! You can't put that on there! I sound stupid!

#bigboss #ipod #music #stupid

Bigboss: Hello Kitty shoes will not be tolerated in this professional environment. This is not up for discussion.

#bigboss #hello kitty #shoes #professional

Me: Do you have any valium?

Bigboss: I have plenty

Me: Can I have some?

Bigboss: No, I need it.

#bigboss #valium

Bigboss: From here (motions to back of his head) to here (motions to front)...it's all white noise.

#bigboss #white noise

(Bigboss' presentation slide, text says 'How DoWe Make Things Better?')

Bigboss: How do we make things better?

Me: Put a space between 'do' and 'we'?

Bigboss: Yes. Okay. What else?

Me: Do I get a prize?

Bigboss: Yes...you can have a prize.

#bigboss #better #prize #presentation

Me: Can we get blinds? So I have the option of sunlight?

Bigboss: You have a fish

Me: A fish is not sunlight

Bigboss: A fish is moving towards happiness.

#bigboss #fish #sunlight #happiness

Miniboss: I saw the shorts for it and would rather eat my own vomit.

#miniboss #vomit

Miniboss: Your moral compass points straight to hell

#miniboss #moral #compass

Bigboss: You made me hit my employees

#bigboss #hit #employees

Bigboss: (carrying empty win glass, looking in cupboards) Would she have hidden case of wine under her desk?

Later....

Bigboss: We shouldn't realllly be drinking, should we?

#bigboss #wine #drinking

Bigboss: What happened to the lion's hair? It used to be at one with the grass. Now it looks like he's had a bad blow dry.

#bigboss #lion #hair #blow dry

Bigboss: Hey guys...guys. Everything here. Is. Mine.

#bigboss #mine

Miniboss (busted scratching his crotch): It's mine, I can touch it if I want to! You're jsut jealous. You want one.

#miniboss #scratching #crotch #jealous

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