Lily/Jess

20 | they/she/he | 18+ sorry | let me know if you want me to delete a rb 👍

[pitbolshevik]

im curious what's the first meme you remember seeing? mine was numa numa

[pitbolshevik]

wow some of yall are babies

[meezer]

if you follow me and I don't follow you back immediately... please don't take it personally... I'm quite skittish like a wild horse. but one day I might approach you and tentatively eat apple slices out of your hand, changing the trajectory of our lives forever

[mono-red-menace]

i think if you tell people to do X fad weight loss method (which are always super harmful to the body) or tell people that they're ugly and worth less than other people or don't deserve care (especially medical care) for being fat that you should be forced to eat nothing but metal shavings and drink nothing but hot oil.

especially if it's aimed towards trans women. if you tell a trans woman she's not skinny enough to be feminine, im obliterating you with lasers.

[jessoterica]

lgbtq furry artist from the south named Jessica whose sona is a fat tanuki with purple hair? whadda hell, me too but raccoon (and i guess more pink than purple). is it alright if i draw our respective cool women together (platonically), or is that weird from a stranger

oh FUCK yeah!!!!! go for it!

[jessoterica]

also pleas please who is this i would like to chat with u!!!!!!

[bigbunn13s]

hello!! i lost your account for like 2 months bc i feel weird abt my main showing up in follow notifs sometimes. excuse the hornyposting

[yurianimemangaworld]

Liberta by Tasubon

[bigbunn13s]

sorry I'm kind of angry today bc i love my fat body i think it's so so pretty but also god fucking damn it can "bumping my ankle a little too hard" not immediately classify as a catastrophic week long bedridden injury FOR ONCE

[bigbunn13s]

the one Twitter feature i wish Tumblr had is treating side blogs like completely separate accounts you can freely move between. no i don't want everyone i follow to see my sfw only safe space account first and i wish i never locked it in as being my main forever, but i also don't want this as my main bc then the sfw only accs and minors i follow would see THIS shitshow. no i don't want to see smut right next to the cutest post in the world tagged "nsfw dni" every time i log on it makes me feel gross. and no i will not multi account i don't have the patience for it

[bigbunn13s]

alt sona Dog Shenanigans

[bigbunn13s]

ouhh i remember when my girlfriend asked me to design a plushie of my sona and i went. oh haha yeah because of the worms in my brain

only for it to become increasingly obvious they were getting an actual plush made while i sat there (oblivious)

[misscammiedawn]

I firmly believe this Tweet is fact.

[vivvy-of-the-lake]

This and anything where you submit all control to a person (don't want to make wrong decisions)

[meme-theft]

[oddityball]

I LOVE THAT THEY KEEP PICKING UP MORE OMG

[the-thought-emporium-imperial]

Man, The Spiderverse movie looks rough as hell.

[soft-symbiote]

can you imagine being at this con dressed as spiderman and this caravan passes by and you’re like “…I gotta go” and leave your friends in the dust

[pupyjpeg]

My absolute hottest take is that, from a culturally relative perspective, no food is bad. None of it. It's an expression of culture, art, history, ecology, material conditions, subjective taste. It's all inedible pap to somebody and the taste of childhood for someone else. Americans be eating cheesed burger. Pea wet is as good as gravy in Wigan. The French eat snails and the Inuit eat seal, the Germans eat sauerkraut and the Russians drink kvass, the Inca ate cavy and the Romans ate flamingo. People around the world have been eagerly awaiting their serving of simple bread or thin porridge or fermented milk product or pickled whatever-the-fuck since we learned to cook food over fire. We all love the slop we grew up eating. Food is a reflection of millennia of culture and loving human artistic expression. Attempting to extrapolate largely harmless online food banter into actual serious comparative rankings or half-baked critical analyses of cultures based on how much you subjectively don't like what they eat is a miserable way to live. Live a little. Peace and love on the only planet with food.

[pupyjpeg]

This is a post of critical support for bland English cuisine and unhinged Brazilian pizzas and everything else I don't understand. Turning food, something literally every person on earth enjoys, into a moral or cultural judgement is, well, if it's not full-blown reactionary and parochial... then it's at least kind of nasty, huh?

[bigbunn13s]

not to mention people move around a lot and cultures mix! I'm American, none of my living relatives are immigrants, but much of our family, one upon a time, came from Russia, Poland, and Germany, and my hometown has a lot of draw for both American-Southern and Mexican restaurants. all of this mixes together (admittedly also mixing with my mother's undying love of cabbage, which she passed to me as well) in the food i grew up loving, from the golumpki, kapusniak, and brats and sauerkraut, to coleslaw, chile rellenos, smoked pulled pork, corn grits, hamburger helper, and ham biscuits with red eye gravy

your family history, living relatives, other families you grew up knowing, financial situation, and what was available where you grew up all play a role in what food you grew up with! everyone's experience with dishes from different cultures is different, and i think centering culinary authenticity as a pillar of knowing how to cook is bullshit. mom used to put sauerkraut and diced up polska kielbasa in my kraft mac and cheese and it's delicious. what the fuck ever.

[bigbunn13s]

drinking the potion that makes you a stuffed animal so i don't have to pay my taxes or go to the doctor or get a job or

[parkchanwoohoo]

Years on the internet and somehow i still click on comments sections with the insanely optimistic idea that I'll learn something new instead of being subjected to the dumbest motherfuckers online typing like their sole purpose in life is to make me want to end mine

[parkchanwoohoo]

"Wow, what an interesting post! I want to see what sort of fascinating discourse is being generated by the idea posited by the original poster" <- Me, operating under levels of delusion yet unexplained by modern science

[animeseinfeld]

me and the girls trying to get into taco bell at 2:03 AM

[furfag]

based on this post

[flanbolt]