ok listen to this conspiracy theory so basically *blatant antisemitism*
we're not kids anymore.

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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noise dept.
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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ok listen to this conspiracy theory so basically *blatant antisemitism*
i may not show it 💯 but my brain really be feeling like scrampled egg
The Fresh Prizz (@thisisafleshprison) • Instagram
tea parties should be more common. let’s sit down and enjoy the afternoon with sum tea n lemon cookies. maybe wear pretty dresses or lovely suits or groovy overalls, yk? in the tea party, we r safe and loved. have a cookie.
Double ended fleshlight so we can both be tops and make out at the same time
Chinese finger trap
I-.... okay.
I enjoy this image
i forgot who originally made this point on here but this “google is free” attitude a lot of liberals/leftists have when it comes to educating people on what the hell we’re talking about is a horrible idea when every fascist on the internet is foaming at the mouth for an opportunity to pull out their folder of crime statistics and indoctrinate anyone willing to listen
by this point my entire stance on being in fanbases is that it feels like i’m trying to live peacefully in a secluded cottage and do my own thing while also witnessing the fall of the roman empire right next door
TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON
♥
((you all better come back with some amazing tales))
Haters will see me post and use telekinesis to launch objects in my room at me at high speeds
this loser doesnt nail down every object in their room to prevent haters from using telekinesis to launch objects at them at high speeds LOL
hot girl summer means sitting still in your room and staring at walls
hits different this year
Saw a twitter thread that documents the niche meme community of “gay ford” and i can’t tell if these were made by homophobes or gay people
honestly no offense but I love falling asleep and sleeping. its like. ok goodnight
sure cats 2019 is an abomination unto the lord and should never have existed, but I don’t think any of you were prepared for the absolute hell that would have been unleashed on us all if it had been good. there would have been catsonas. there would have been so much nsfw cats fanart. a dangerous rift in the veil between furries and non-furries would have been created with no way to seal it again. there would have been new and terrible kinds of discourse we’ve never even seen before and now mercifully never will.
this was for the best.
sometimes - very rarely yes but sometimes - we’re reminded this isn’t the absolute worst timeline
Elvis Presley Goes to Pussy
I can nut wait to taste ya, hunneh
*sniff sniff*
Dang thera gas leak down ere? Baby you smell like eggs!
“You want me to beg?”
No! Eggs! I said y-
*she reaches down and squeezes Elvis’s dick*
Guö buh! One tight squeeze away from makin’ white peanut butter, bobo! I’m gonna spleef ta eggs!
Hey guys stay tuned for my Gene Simmons post!
daddy issues make u a people pleaser but mommy issues make u like. a sociopath