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updated August 9, 2022

Arcane

Writing

In Too Deep

Silco/f!reader, modern day au — ongoing, E You hadn't even wanted the job in the first place, but after being tossed into the deep end, you found yourself searching for just how far it's depths reached. Modern AU, Silco has a massive aquatic collection and it's your job to take care of it. Teaser | Chapter 1 | Chapter 2

Savor

Silco/gn!reader, modern day au —1.3k words, M Fingers in silco's mouth friday but your fingers are now in his mouth. Inspired by this drawing.

For The Sake of a Fight

Silco, Jacob Frye — 1.7k words, G Arcane and Assassin’s Creed crossover because sometimes you need to write your blorbos beating the shit out of each other

How's Seven Tonight?

Silco, Jinx — 2.5k words, G Modern day Silco getting ready for a date. Jinx helps.

Testing Composure

Silco/gn reader — 1.1k words, E Good old-fashioned blowing Silco from under his desk while he's in a meeting fic

Headcanons

Silco when he's sick

Silco when you have a shitty ex

Silco in Victorian London (AC: Syndicate) universe

Older insecure Silco with reader

Silco with a partner who plays an instrument

Silco with a partner who sleep talks and walks

NSFW misc

Modern day Silco

Modern day Silco + co at the beach

Modern Silco golfing

Old man modern Silco (building off another post)

Modern Silco's morning routine

Modern Silco's weekend morning routine

Silco when his partner has a migraine

Misc modern Silco 1

Misc 2

Dad Silco with Jinx in high school (prom, driving, homework)

Father's day

Edits

Silco Moodboard 1

Silco Moodboard 2

Silco Vogue magazine cover

Penance priest!Silco moodboard

Assassin's Creed

Writing

Change of Attire

Arno/gn reader — 3.8k words, E Arno's new outfit will be the death of you.

For The Sake of a Fight

Silco, Jacob Frye — 1.7k words, G Arcane and Assassin’s Creed crossover because sometimes you need to write your blorbos beating the shit out of each other

The Top Hat Warranty

Jacob/gn reader — 3k words, E You, accidently, get mud on Jacob's brand new top hat. He has an idea on how you can make it up to him.

Headcanons

Emo bands the assassin's would be into

Jacob in the Arcane universe

Jacob taking you on a date

Edits

Modern day Jacob as a boxer

OCs

Andrea Levante da Firenze

AC OC, paired with Federico Auditore (Federea), had a former relationship with Vieri de'Pazzi (Vidrea) tags: main, vibes, federea, federea vibes, vidrea, vidrea vibes

you are the reason why I am smiling again — Federea first kiss

Sorry I Asked — in which Ezio learns of a rather blatant part of Andrea’s past

Mattie Hartford

AC OC, paired with Jacob Frye (Jattie) tags: main, vibes, jattie, jattie vibes

Jattie moodboard

Jattie drabbles part 1, SFW

Jattie drabbles part 2, NSFW

Reavilia

Arcane OC, paired with Silco (Reavilco), very much a work in progress tags: vibes, reavilco vibes

[ryan-sometimes]

As a Brazilian, watching the club world cup is always so funny because this year a game got cancelled due to RAIN. In Brazil, the lights in the stadium need to go out, the pitch needs to flood, and a minimum of 3 players need to get struck by lightning, only for the game to be delayed by like 20 minutes. Once a football game gets scheduled in Brazil there is no weather that can stop it. Zeus himself needs to come down to smite the players one by one

[fionacle]

prev i saw you mention a photo can you find it 😳

[mvrphys-art]

there are so many

(that third one is my favourite)

and players getting the water off the grass to keep playing:

[ryan-sometimes]

POV you are a Brazilian football player:

[redstonedust]

water doesn't make rocks smooth. they hired me to go down to the beach with a sander every night and smooth them myself. it's not much and it's not honest work.

[agardenandlibrary]

I should be able to both read for 8hrs a night and sleep for 8hrs a night. That I cannot is very rude and, frankly, poor design.

[spicymochi]

little pumpkin thieves

[spicymochi]

tiny pumpkin thieves!

[sadder-daisy]

[beardedmrbean]

I love the midwest so much

[the-punforgiven]

God could you imagine a scene in a fantasy movie or some shit where the heroes kill the main villain’s prized general or some shit and the villain pins one of their henchmen to the wall and is all like “Who killed my second-in-command?!?” and the henchman just like “we don’t know sir it was just some band of no-name adventurers!” and then the camera pans over to the adventurers just like 

[the-punforgiven]

I’ve been informed that No-Name brand is not commonly found outside of Canada so let me explain that these products are what I’m referencing with this

[thememedaddy]

[posttexasstressdisorder]

I'm shakin' m'damn head so much nowadays my neck vertebrae are wearin' down...

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine that one day as you're walking on a hot sunny path, your hat jumps off your head and lands into a muddy ditch. And you look at your muddy hat and ask it: "What did you do that for?"

"I don't want to be a burden anymore", your hat answers. "You are always carrying me around, and I can't carry you. That's not fair."

"I don't mind carrying you, little idiot", you tell your hat, "you hardly weight anything at all, and you shelter me from the sun."

"But that's different", your hat protests. "I don't mind the sun scorching on me. That happens anyway. It's literally no trouble for me to shade you too."

"Just the same it's no trouble for me to carry you. But now, because you wanted to stop inconveniencing and bothering me, I am now hatless and you are in the dirt."

[jantesika]

hello Aesop; how's the underworld been?

[homunculus-argument]

Every day I wake up and Hades kicks me in the nuts.

[didanagy]

EMMA (2020)

dir. autumn de wilde

[hamletthedane]

Fun fact: this scene is a direct reference to a pretty common joke in Regency-era erotic cartoons:

Historically, English women did not wear any version of underwear under their dresses until the very late 1800s (unless they were menstruating). When dresses slimmed way down during the Regency era's neoclassical movement, skirts became much easier to fully lift - apparently leading to many women warming their bare skin in this way.

It was a common enough practice that there was even a suggestive slang term for it, as others have pointed out:

[percussiveadventure]

Nice to know these gentlemen were eating ass

[filmnoirsbian]

There's a labyrinth. In the middle of it, a minotaur is making waffles.

[butchniqabi]

Minotaur in his kitchen

[filmnoirsbian]

[dogpuppy]

[twilight--paladin]

[embroiderycrafts]

Kiwi based on old online illustration by iLabrador on reddit.

[headspace-hotel]

[finnskeeper]

What's your word?

I got "spot"

[ouroboros64]

[legendaryhologramavenue]

Somewhere along I-90 in South Dakota

[qqueenofhades]

More and more often these days, in what is surely a sign that everything is just absolutely fine, I find myself recalling the wise words of the prophets written on the subway walls: