Mike Driver
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@bigdickthanos
complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich
Who wanna tell me im a pretty little fag for pride mounth
I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like heās only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????
i would read that fanfic ngl
About my fish??
HELP?????
YEAH THIS IS SCIENTIFICALLY RECORDED
WOMEN LOVE GAYBOY
if you put a bunch of vaseline on your chest and then you eat some chips shirtless you can experience something gross and disgusting
Mongolia via PallasDav
PallasDav
nevermind post cancelled he's dead again
Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
What
Huh???
can see the pores on that thang
Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango
literally so annoying to be going Through It in a deeply unserious way where like no one needs to be worried about me iām gonna survive and things are gonna get better like they always do but right now at this very moment it feels like my soul has unmoored and started dissolving in my stomach and its killing me slowly and painfully but also iām Fine
after further consideration i think this might just be how january is
There should be an equivalent to asking "how's the wife and kids?" that's like "so how's that fictional man of yours doing?"
Via @morhath
Maybe I should grow up
he is INSANE
He had a whole shpeal asking Chat if weād watch him just eat his lunch on stream, just AS the stream.
Oh, this fucking guy. I bet he thought this was really funny while he was doing it, he didnt even know how much it would turn me on, the only thing that could make it better for me is if he had a big, bulging baby bump while chowing down on that fucking sandwich. Fuck
God. I wish I were that fucking sandwich. I wish my cock was in that sandwich. Boom. Fucking see that? Must be the cravings. Yeah, thatās right. I wouldāve bred Jerma hard and good.Ā
See, it would go down like this: month 1, he doesnāt notice that much; heās sick a lot. Whatever. His features round out, heās sick, he wants to grow his hair out. Boom. Months 2 and 3, got a more feminine frame rocking for him. Heās getting more girly, you know how it would be. Tits starting pop out but not quite there.
Month 4, I like to think heād be getting into it, shit like this, acting all faggy. Really motherly, you know? Like a little bitch housewife. Boom, month 5, you can finally see those tits, finally see the baby inside him, yeah.Ā
Month 6, tits enlarging, fuck yeps, hips widening, yeah, wanna fucking put so many kids in this guy. You might think itās weird but this is it, yeah⦠no. Month 7, giant tits and baby bump, boom, thatās what I meant. He canāt hide it anymore. No escape. And yeah, month 8? Thatās when this goes down.
Heās wearing normal clothes. I think itās funny, then his huge tits rip the shirt open and just start leaking milk everywhere. Yeah, you see him fucking leaking motherās milk all over his huge fucking stomach. Itās triplets at least. Thatās where this picks up, I think. Then he has to resort to being a maternity figure. Yeah, you know it.
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