BigDixNButt

[angelinajoliesbottom]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[airborneranger63]

One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Every time I come across this post the last sentence smacks me in the face

[whitepeopletwitter]

[unclefather]

me: *peeking over the side of the urinal* did you know my chemical romance is getting- dude? What is that? Your wiener?

[mxnrique]

i truly cannot stand this man 😂😂😂😂

[dwgun-empire]

[supersugoiboi-deactivated202010]

when you reblog an ask prompt and get no asks

[brucebocchi]

worms that make you cum

[mediumsizedboy]

So just normal worms?

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

Will you people please think for just once before typing a sentence on this site

[n64thstreet]

[zagreus]

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

[zagreus]

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

[zagreus]

i don’t know anything about geology

[zagreus]

[asymbina]

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

[zagreus]

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

[queensofthequeer]

I don’t know what I expected….

[niceferatu]

if someone tried to assassinate me that would make me feel so important and valued and beloved

[bigdixnbutt]

[just-shower-thoughts]

You have trust issues if you manually save a game after its been auto saved.

[bigdixnbutt]

Me 100% of the time.

[pseudophan]

i feel like we as a society don't talk enough about the november 2006 album charts

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

It was the best of both worlds.

[vaginatrainer-deactivated202007]