Feral Snipress

She/her, 23. I'm back 🇨🇦🇮🇱

[dontcallmebymyusername]

Does this count as finding a walrus at your door?

[baddywronglegs]

Absolutely, and definitely less surprising than a fairy

[existencebringsonlypain]

I will concede, in this specific circumstance, it makes more sense

[kabaks]

every time i write i think about that maya angelou quote where she talks about her editor asking her why she uses semicolons instead of colons and says she has often responded by threatening to never speak to him again

[kabaks]

she’s so fucking funny

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[szczekaczz]

Arthur Wardle, A terrier at a rabbit hole

[high-metafive]

so i made and account on tv tropes and it asked for my relationship status

i went over and was about to put in “single” or “it’s complicated” and, well..

i can’t deal anymore

[starry-raccoon-shaker-central]

and the link……

[dangerously-human]

Oh, this is remarkably of its era. I was just viscerally launched back to the specific amalgamation of meme printouts my roommate and I decorated our bulletin boards with senior year of college.

[bells-lettres]

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

[elodieunderglass]

“Even a slightly increased possibility of summoning rain is still an ability to summon rain” is such a good point

[nimrochan]

Why not find a Jewish man? We can control the weather 🤫

[jewishpangolin]

But do any of them have the character for "water" in their names?

[soupdwelling]

Good Luck!

(largely inspired by this piece extremely cool stuff go check it out)

[gemfeathers]

[strange-aeons]

during pride month??????

[strange-aeons]

Great news: after being banned from Night Power Tools, my wife has taken up whittling and is making me a spoon

[strange-aeons]

Finished spoon!

[the-real-seebs]

Someone linked me this beautiful poster, and I'm just really impressed.

My contribution:

[notaplaceofhonour]

It is against the law to

Keep alcohol out of

🤝❤️

The hands of youth

Supply alcohol to minors.

[tofutomato]

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[serenity-bitty]

reminds me of

the shellfish allergy NO NO FUCKING S HRIMP OR HE D IE post

[p1netre3s]

reminded me of this

[warren-keplers-funk-band]

attack for @wattse (wattse)

[certifiedeviandrinker]

darkest timeline where data is chatgpt and therefore stupid and bad

[campsis]

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

[femalegothic]

can we finally admit this was funny? or are we still pretending she didnt know how to get silly with it?