Hawannak

she/her, crippling fanfic addiction, the usual, teenage ace girl

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Gauhar Khan and Parineeti Chopra in Jhalla Wallah from ISHAQZAADE (2012)

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NARUTO 1.9 | Kakashi: Sharingan Warrior!

[thehatakewereop]

kishimoto, humming as he works: ah, yes, we have madara . . . tobirama, hashirama, izuna . . . their unnamed children . . . naruto me: but aren't those children like, important? kishimoto: no

kishimoto: what were those guys' names again? Tsunade? Jiraiya? something like that? and . . . the, uh . . . white fang? why did i name him that again??? eh, it doesn't really matter, hes just here for kakashi's sad backstory. lets just move on to sasuke---

me:

[thehatakewereop]

do y'all think that when kakashi was a kid (like, toddler age because we know he was pretty much an adult at like six) and wasn't super in control of his jutsu, sakumo didn't have a lot of time to teach him, so his pack did? sakumo would come home from a mission to find like five little kakashis sitting in the front yard of their house. they were kakashi's dogs, who had on henges to help kakashi learn how to do it. it took sakumo hours to find his actual human child, who it turned out wasn't ANY of those. the kid had gone grocery shopping. sakumo will not admit how much he talked to pakkun thinking pakkun was kakashi.

another time when kakashi was even younger he was practicing a cloning technique but too young and bubbly to realize it was stressing the hell out of his dad so Maito Dai would visit to find the White Fang throwing pebbles at fifteen little babies, trying to find one that didn't poof upon contact.

dai: im pretty sure that is not how it's done sakumo: oh, like you know correct parenting techniques. your child hasn't eaten anything but pure cheese for a week. dai: *eyes narrow* no need to go there, sakumo sakumo: *tiredly throws another rock*

[thehatakewereop]

kakashi: *knocks on sasuke's door*

sasuke: *opens it* yes?

kakashi: *infomercial voice* have you been feeling depressed since your brother murdered your entire clan? have you been living life for the sole purpose of revenge, days empty of anything but training and pain? well i have the solution for you! introducing . . .

sasuke:

kakashi: *pulls puppy out of nowhere* DOGS! a constant companion, the light of your life and bane of your existence, they'll never leave you alone and and the sheer power of their eyes alone is enough to guilt you out of self hatred! having an animal's existence depending on your ability to wake in the morning and feed them is a GREAT way to stave off the wish to not wake in the morning!

sasuke:

[thehatakewereop]

Kakashi: so what are your weapons of choice? Naruto: kunai Sasuke: shuriken Sakura: senbon Kakashi: *narrows eyes* try again Naruto: what do you mean, try again??? Kakashi: try. again. Sakura: *reluctantly* battle axes Kakashi: *points at her* THAT'S WHAT I WANNA HEAR

[thehatakewereop]

Kakashi: okay, for today’s training we’ll be—wait; what are you doing?? Sakura: *bent over a bunch of papers* math homework? Kakashi: *gapes* you still do math???? Sakura: I mean, yeah? Just cuz I’m a ninja now doesn’t mean I get to stop regular schooling. My parents are merchants. I have to keep my path skills sharp. Kakashi: you poor thing. Do you need anything? Water? Help? A rock to the skull? That usually got me out of math class. Naruto: same

[backatitagainatichirakus]

au in which kakashi is 10% more of an asshole

[backatitagainatichirakus]

sasuke: *is disrespectful*

kakashi, loudly: Itachi never treated me like this

[thehatakewereop]

this would have been the funniest fucking thing ever and i will hold this dear to my heart for the rest of my life omg

[thehatakewereop]

Kakashi’s drastic personality change between his childhood, teen years and adult years makes me laugh (or cry) because he has more in common with his students as an adult than a kid

imagine if his team met kid kakashi

they’d be like “what the fuck is this strict, morning person child with a stick up his butt” and adult Kakashi would just shrug and go, “I don’t know guys, don’t look at me”

[thehatakewereop]

kakashi, walking naruto down the isle: i never thought we'd get it to happen naruto: what, my wedding? kakashi: no, sasuke wearing a suit

[thehatakewereop]

gai: are you . . . okay? kakashi: *sobbing* what does it look like gai: uh kakashi: i'm fucking AWESOME what do you WANT from meee?!?!?! *more sobbing* gai: *whispers to kurenai* what happened? kurenai: he saw a cute puppy gai: huh. it was either that or a traumatic flashback to the time he murdered his teammate, the two have interchangeable reactions

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There’s been a bit of a misunderstanding…

[kokodrawings]

Looks like someone needs to spend some time in ANBU to fix their issues...

[thehatakewereop]

why do i have a feeling kakashi was actually the jaded parent of this sensei-student relationship

[thehatakewereop]

Minato and Kushina, while actively dying: take care of our son Hiruzen: ok minato and kushina: we mean it. Take care of him hiruzen: *holding a hands over asuma and kakashi’s mouths* Don’t worry. My parenting strategies hold a 100% satisfaction guarantee

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Thinking about how in Naruto Asuma and Kurenai got all the clan kids vs Guy and Kakashi got all the fucked up orphans and basically became their parents by default, so when Guy and Kakashi are like “my kids” blah blah blah, Asuma and Kurenai are like you shouldn’t call them that they’re ninja treat them with respect, and Guy and Kakashi are like wtf and realize they are in two very different worlds

[thehatakewereop]

The difference between Kakashi and Sukea is that they are both constantly lying about SOMETHING but while Sukea distracts you and dons a mask of honesty, Kakashi just straight up lies to your face with as many vague words as he can summon in two minutes

Naruto: where were you born?

Sukea: *smiles* in a land not unlike Konohagakure, actually

Naruto: cool!

Naruto: where were you born?

Kakashi: somewhere

Naruto:

Naruto: when were you born?

Kakashi: a while ago

Naruto:

XD and I just think it’s a very interesting choice made by Kakashi

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Hatake clan shenanigans