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@biggestfailure14
What is with these dumb silly poses he hits why does he move like that what
No but really, I love whenever Caine gestures like this, he moves so smoothly and cartoonishly and his animation is so good so cool so perfect and he's so perfect
I just want Kakashi's biggest problems to be "Obito got hot" and "everyone desires my father carnally" instead of "everybody I've ever loved is dead," is that too much to ask?
every tag on this!! @centralnart
(first of all i have to rec Orchard in a Void+ it's big Rin melodrama but it's all team 7)
i mean if Minato lives—he needs to have some flaws, dent that Hokage hat, and getting linked to salacious Jiraiya rumors(+) while actually lusting after his student's father who is also his wife's teacher is perfect. look at his face. he can appear anywhere in the elemental nations. his wife calls him sissy boy and Orochimaru keeps leaving cosmetics recs on his desk
the ninja world would definitely be doing something with that
I just want Kakashi's biggest problems to be "Obito got hot" and "everyone desires my father carnally" instead of "everybody I've ever loved is dead," is that too much to ask?
Bonus problem: “I think Obito has a crush on my dad”. Because, who wouldn’t?
i laughed so hard at this shit i accidentally spit on my phone
Sakumo complimented Obito’s goggles ONCE, and now Obito wears his goggles EVERYWHERE. Then, when they get damaged, Sakumo hears about how upset Kakashi’s little friend is, and replaces the goggles.
Kakashi is jealous, but he doesn’t know why and of what.
Obito barely even wore them before. They were an occasional accessory for windy days so dust wouldn't get in his eyes. Sakumo told him it was smart and ruffled his hair. He did not wash his hair for an entire week.
Kakashi has to figure out whether to be jealous about his dad seemingly liking his teammate better or about his crush crushing on his dad. He Cannot Win.
Kakashi wears the mask to avoid his father's fate. When Obito first says how pretty Sakumo is, Kakashi runs into a tree. He seathes. It continues....
Au where Kakashi is genuinely hated by other konoha nin because he snaps up specialties left and right acting like that’s what a generalist is supposed to do
It’s not!
Generalists generalize
They get decent at everything they can and push themselves further in what they find the most useful or what they’re most attuned to naturally
They get assigned a lot a missions where you need a little bit of everything, but nothing at an expert level
Kakashi tho?
He’s not like that.
He gets the specialist missions in just about every area he’s dabbled in.
Tijutsu. Ninjutsu. Kinjutsu. Genjutsu.
Assassination, tracking, infiltration, poisoning, front line combat, trapping, evasion, sabotage, observation, tailing, seduction, etc.
And they can’t even say he’s not one of the best suited for any job he might be put on. It’s grates
At least Itachi stuck to his own clan bs. Kakashi puts everyone else to shame
Which also puts into perspective that since Gai is Kakashi's eternal rival but also a specialist in Taijutsu...does it mean Kakashi also has 'eternal rivals' in another specialities? Like Hayate hates/loves that he's so good at kenjutsu, Kurenai feels the same about genjutsu, Asuma has feelings regarding Kakashi's ability to use multiple chakra natures etc??
Kakashi should unknowingly have a round-robin style tournament to choose his eternal rival amongst all these contenders lol.
It'll be better than the Chunin Exams
A Tourney for the Princess's hand; except it's just Kakashi and his harem of rivals. 🤣
Kakashi might have other rivals but gai is his Eternal Rival.
First, bc he was his rival before all the specialties
Second, bc gai beats him in straight tijutsu fights more often than not which isn’t something the other “rivals” can say about their one fields
Au where Kakashi is genuinely hated by other konoha nin because he snaps up specialties left and right acting like that’s what a generalist is supposed to do
It’s not!
Generalists generalize
They get decent at everything they can and push themselves further in what they find the most useful or what they’re most attuned to naturally
They get assigned a lot a missions where you need a little bit of everything, but nothing at an expert level
Kakashi tho?
He’s not like that.
He gets the specialist missions in just about every area he’s dabbled in.
Tijutsu. Ninjutsu. Kinjutsu. Genjutsu.
Assassination, tracking, infiltration, poisoning, front line combat, trapping, evasion, sabotage, observation, tailing, seduction, etc.
And they can’t even say he’s not one of the best suited for any job he might be put on. It’s grates
At least Itachi stuck to his own clan bs. Kakashi puts everyone else to shame
Which also puts into perspective that since Gai is Kakashi's eternal rival but also a specialist in Taijutsu...does it mean Kakashi also has 'eternal rivals' in another specialities? Like Hayate hates/loves that he's so good at kenjutsu, Kurenai feels the same about genjutsu, Asuma has feelings regarding Kakashi's ability to use multiple chakra natures etc??
Kakashi should unknowingly have a round-robin style tournament to choose his eternal rival amongst all these contenders lol.
It'll be better than the Chunin Exams
A Tourney for the Princess's hand; except it's just Kakashi and his harem of rivals. 🤣
Au where Kakashi is genuinely hated by other konoha nin because he snaps up specialties left and right acting like that’s what a generalist is supposed to do
It’s not!
Generalists generalize
They get decent at everything they can and push themselves further in what they find the most useful or what they’re most attuned to naturally
They get assigned a lot a missions where you need a little bit of everything, but nothing at an expert level
Kakashi tho?
He’s not like that.
He gets the specialist missions in just about every area he’s dabbled in.
Tijutsu. Ninjutsu. Kinjutsu. Genjutsu.
Assassination, tracking, infiltration, poisoning, front line combat, trapping, evasion, sabotage, observation, tailing, seduction, etc.
And they can’t even say he’s not one of the best suited for any job he might be put on. It’s grates
At least Itachi stuck to his own clan bs. Kakashi puts everyone else to shame
Au where Kakashi is genuinely hated by other konoha nin because he snaps up specialties left and right acting like that’s what a generalist is supposed to do
It’s not!
Generalists generalize
They get decent at everything they can and push themselves further in what they find the most useful or what they’re most attuned to naturally
They get assigned a lot a missions where you need a little bit of everything, but nothing at an expert level
Kakashi tho?
He’s not like that.
He gets the specialist missions in just about every area he’s dabbled in.
Tijutsu. Ninjutsu. Kinjutsu. Kenjutsu. Genjutsu.
Assassination, tracking, infiltration, poisoning, front line combat, trapping, evasion, sabotage, observation, tailing, seduction, etc.
And they can’t even say he’s not one of the best suited for any job he might be put on. It’s grates
At least Itachi stuck to his own clan bs. Kakashi puts everyone else to shame
More kakashi being a genuine genius and giving all of team seven completely unrealistic expectations for higher level shinobi that they continue to hold while actively leveling mountains in spars
i’m so sick of this fandom acting like obito needed to be closer to kakashi despite the fact that rin supported him ten times more and was there for him much longer just because kakashi’s a boy and rin’s a girl.
Fun things in kakashi time travel aus
1) him realizing he fundamentally rewrote the personalities of his loved ones after they died to fit into idealized images he constructed in his grief. He’s surrounded by strangers with familiar faces because he never really knew them in the first place.
2) realizing his relationships with his loved ones were really not that bad while they were alive. He’s just spent the majority of his life picking through every interaction with them determined to see himself as the bad guy. As a result, he forgot the playfulness that underlied so many of his “arguments” with Obito and the insults they aimed at eachother. Ignored the inconsistencies it created. He remembered minato laughing when he insulted Obito. But why would he do that? He didn’t find childish cruelty funny. He must have misremembered. It’s not because Kakashi was being overly dramatic in his annoyance and everyone could tell. He was the cold one. The one that did something wrong.
3) alternatively, Kakashi realizing he was so valid for crashing out all the time as a kid at everyone. Clearly he was deranged if he missed this shit. Yay people are alive but talking to them makes him want to tear his hair out. Like obito is just so goddamn annoying. He remembered knowing that but somewhere between getting Naruto as a student and realizing Obito never died, he started thinking of Naruto’s charisma as a trait Obito had too. It’s not true. At all.
Entertaining Highlights from Kakashi Retsuden:
Kakashi being immediately labelled as a heartthrob in Redaku despite the fact people can only see half of his face: “The village aunties are talking about him. They say he’s tall and handsome.”
Even the kid he's tutoring remarks on how good-looking he is: He also knew that they said he was a fine man. It wasn’t the whole cool thing of him wearing a mask, but maybe because his features were nicely balanced, he did look somehow like a painting standing there.
This description of Pakkun, Kakashi's tiny, grumpy pug, as told by a child: “But he shoots beams of light out of his mouth. His eyes are sharp, and he’s so big he can leap over a bear in a single bound.”
When Kakashi reads a book about himself and privately complains it doesn't depict him as awkward or pathetic enough!!
Kakashi dressed in a maid's uniform worrying about being discovered as ninja, but actually it's just more people talking about how hot they find him: Kakashi reflexively braced himself, hyper aware of the position of the knife beneath his skirt. The maids continued, eyes glittering. “Where did they find such a sullen tutor, hm!” “Right? I’m really into that kind of downer-ish old guy.”
Kakashi beating up fifty shinobi by himself, using only a pot and its lid, and his own body, as well as only half his vision (at night, no less) to put them all to sleep (and not thinking for a moment that only using one of his two equally-functioning eyes would be a disadvantage in a fight)!!
Kakashi sending an All-Ages Version of Make-Out Paradise to his temporary student like the horrible little man he is (said with utmost love) and simultaneously using his endorsement sticker on that book to reveal that he was the Sixth Hokage all along!
Your unpopular opinion on Kakashi 👀
I’m not sure what the popular opinions are for Kakashi honestly but here’s five opinions:
The Hokage thing is fine and it’s a sign of emotional recovery that he is in a place where he feels ready to do it
Anyone you pair with Kakashi is just a vehicle for which character you fit with him in dynamic of (character you relate to)/(character you idealize as a partner). Kakashi especially is the catch-all projection man character
On that note, Kakashi’s far more functional on the day-to-day in his mental health struggles than people make him out to be. He keeps his depression on the inside where it belongs (I’m kidding but also I’m right lmao)
He’s no worse a teacher than any of the other jonin he just got assigned the kids who had the highest needs
I’ve seen ppl be really derisive of the idea of Kakashi dating a woman but I think it’s fine lmao he has a weird crush on a gal for the entirety of Kakashi Hiden so personally I choose to read him as bi
My favourite part about Yamato being invented solely for Part II is that because of his seemingly very close relationship with Kakashi, it really implies that aside from his Tragic Backstory™ which he is traumatized by, Kakashi also has some kind of social life that he refuses to bring up in front of the kids unless it’s absolutely necessary for no particular reason. Who else is he friends with? That Iwashi guy from the Hokage Guard Platoon? Konan? We’d never know because Kakashi wouldn’t bring it up
The funny thing is, among the 4 main characters we probably saw Kakashi’s P.O.V the least, but from bits and pieces that he get, we’re shown that Kakashi’s social life is unexpectedly huge. I mean, for a stuck up brat that we saw on Kakashi Gaiden, who thought that he has whole classmates gathered together to celebrate his promotion and prepare him a gift, to the point that he just casually expect it from everyone and Obito who didn’t prepare any gift for him at first is the odd one.
Or Ebisu who is hostile to “Kyuubi child” before accepted Kakashi’s request to teach Naruto.
Or the fact that Kakashi’s tardiness is wide-known and tolerated.
Even we knew the reason behind Kakashi’s lateness habit from Yugao, who is Kakashi’s junior and not among his classmate (means that she probably didn’t ever meet Obito at all).
Sasuke and other Jounins can freely just enter his room and make themselves at home, no need to knock nor ask permission.
Or apparently “Root” people gossiped about him.
Asuma wanted Kakashi to be one of the first people whom he told about his upcoming baby.
Jounin from previous generation like Choza are familiar with Kakashi’s habits and clever tricks, even his tendency to overuse his chakra and checked on him.
Tsunade had an unexpectedly violent reaction after receiving notice of Kakashi’s death.
Gaara spoke up about Kakashi’s stand as “a Konoha shinobi that I trust” replacing Danzo as Konoha’s representative. And 3 other international Kages agreed with him. Funnily before this scene there’s no panel of Kakashi and Gaara ever interact with each other apart from when psycho Gaara ambushed Sasuke and Kakashi’s private training.
My point is, we’ve never shown detailed panel of Kakashi’s interaction with anyone apart for Obito and Gai for obvious reason. There no long story about how they meet Kakashi, how Kakashi earn their favor etc. They’re just like, “we once met Kakashi in the past and we like/trust him”
AND SOMEHOW WE ALL AS AUDIENCE NEVER QUESTION IT. Narratively it’s not even treated as something unusual, like “Naruto Special Power” talk.
Because, you know, he’s Kakashi. We understand enough.
My favourite part about Yamato being invented solely for Part II is that because of his seemingly very close relationship with Kakashi, it really implies that aside from his Tragic Backstory™ which he is traumatized by, Kakashi also has some kind of social life that he refuses to bring up in front of the kids unless it’s absolutely necessary for no particular reason. Who else is he friends with? That Iwashi guy from the Hokage Guard Platoon? Konan? We’d never know because Kakashi wouldn’t bring it up
The funny thing is, among the 4 main characters we probably saw Kakashi’s P.O.V the least, but from bits and pieces that he get, we’re shown that Kakashi’s social life is unexpectedly huge. I mean, for a stuck up brat that we saw on Kakashi Gaiden, who thought that he has whole classmates gathered together to celebrate his promotion and prepare him a gift, to the point that he just casually expect it from everyone and Obito who didn’t prepare any gift for him at first is the odd one.
Or Ebisu who is hostile to “Kyuubi child” before accepted Kakashi’s request to teach Naruto.
Or the fact that Kakashi’s tardiness is wide-known and tolerated.
Even we knew the reason behind Kakashi’s lateness habit from Yugao, who is Kakashi’s junior and not among his classmate (means that she probably didn’t ever meet Obito at all).
Sasuke and other Jounins can freely just enter his room and make themselves at home, no need to knock nor ask permission.
Or apparently “Root” people gossiped about him.
Asuma wanted Kakashi to be one of the first people whom he told about his upcoming baby.
Jounin from previous generation like Choza are familiar with Kakashi’s habits and clever tricks, even his tendency to overuse his chakra and checked on him.
Tsunade had an unexpectedly violent reaction after receiving notice of Kakashi’s death.
Gaara spoke up about Kakashi’s stand as “a Konoha shinobi that I trust” replacing Danzo as Konoha’s representative. And 3 other international Kages agreed with him. Funnily before this scene there’s no panel of Kakashi and Gaara ever interact with each other apart from when psycho Gaara ambushed Sasuke and Kakashi’s private training.
My point is, we’ve never shown detailed panel of Kakashi’s interaction with anyone apart for Obito and Gai for obvious reason. There no long story about how they meet Kakashi, how Kakashi earn their favor etc. They’re just like, “we once met Kakashi in the past and we like/trust him”
AND SOMEHOW WE ALL AS AUDIENCE NEVER QUESTION IT. Narratively it’s not even treated as something unusual, like “Naruto Special Power” talk.
Because, you know, he’s Kakashi. We understand enough.
kakashi is the weirdo loner of the village headcanon - OUT kakashi is ridiculously popular and everyone likes him even though he’s a fucking weirdo, but he never talks about his social life with the kids so we only see tiny glimpses of his friendship circle headcanon - IN
My favourite part about Yamato being invented solely for Part II is that because of his seemingly very close relationship with Kakashi, it really implies that aside from his Tragic Backstory™ which he is traumatized by, Kakashi also has some kind of social life that he refuses to bring up in front of the kids unless it’s absolutely necessary for no particular reason. Who else is he friends with? That Iwashi guy from the Hokage Guard Platoon? Konan? We’d never know because Kakashi wouldn’t bring it up
(tumblr glitched for a moment and took me to another page as I was typing this up. I don't know if it was sent already. Sorry if so!) Made up fic title: On Ingenuity and Stupidity
Fic description: Kakashi becomes Hokage and makes the Hokage a formally elected position and in the process of these reforms gives dogs the right to vote
Fake excerpt:
“Akamaru would like to cast his ballot,” says Kiba, raising the dog’s paw despite his enormous size.
“We don’t have any Hokage nominations yet,” Iruka says, pinching the bridge of his nose. “Who would he vote for?”
“A write-in candidate,” Kiba declares, with an air of satisfaction.
Iruka presses his face to his clipboard. He’s too old for this. “Akamaru can’t write. How is he supposed to show which candidate he’s voting for?”
“I can understand him. He told me who he wants to be the Hokage,” explains the boy, scratching Akamaru behind his ear.
Lifting half of his face off of the papers, Iruka sighs, “Would this candidate happen to be you?”
Akamaru barks, and Kiba beams.
