hee hee funny

transmute flesh; enhance toxicity

[catasters]

[fatestayyuri]

Thesis: we should fight to the death over it Antithesis: we should have a child and ask them what they think about it Synthesis: we should have two children and make them fight to death over it

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero 

[unexplained-events]

The inside of a leatherback turtle’s mouth

[ihaveaspecialplanforthisw0rld]

My pussy looks like this

[browning043]

Experimenting with flat colors.

[kaoinim]

ao3 is down so I guess wait does anyone else hear that siren-

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHITE WOMEN INBOUND

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAVE 1/30

OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE

[rnismatch]

no one takes me out for mini golf becaause all the holes close up when they see im there and they have to shut the place down for months to get them to open again

[autisticshadowthehedgehog]

saving this twitter thread here bc there's no way this site is lasting to the end of the year and this needs to be preserved

[op is @jungle-golf here and this was reposted with permission! thank you autumn for this gift of a thread <3]

[ettiqu-rtz]

reject booktok culture. go to the library and get a weird little novel you’ve never heard of in your life and read it all in 2 days like god intended.

[sioltach]

God...........

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

[fieldbears]

Real talk, I got an estate sale lot that was some ex-dj's vinyl collection of sick euro beatz ... and... this is it. If you melted that pile of dusty records down and poured the reduction into a TikTok post, it would be this.

Well done everyone involved.

[athenadark]

i grew up with 90s eurodance constantly played by my sister and all I can say is the lyrics make too much sense

[havingrevelations-deactivated20]

shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.

[elektraking]

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

makkon

[penandinkprincess]

listen i know each actor brings their own spice to a role, but i just can’t take timothee chalamet’s wonka seriously 

where is the madness behind his eyes??? the malice??? the complete disregard for the laws of mankind and decency???

[penandinkprincess]

this man makes me fear that i’ll be shoved into a taffy machine at the slightest provocation 

as! he! should!

[delishdessert-deactivated202308]

I’m not gonna let this gem of a tag on this post go unnoticed.

[vergak]

And on the 18th day God said Let There Be Freaks

[ripempezardexerox]