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Gang shit

[myouimina-s]

👼

[nakamotens]

taeyong’s freestyle dance in paris ♡

[an-island-of-bunnies]

Sometimes we just need a little reminder :’) 

[swolizard]

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

wow…..soulja boy tell em

[gay-irl]

Gay_irl

[catchymemes]

[banghyung]

K-Pop Idols as Things My Professors Have Said

Kevin (The Boyz): I used to be a student like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Yunho (Ateez): I'm so tired of grading failed quizzes so does anyone need more time to copy the answers

Minho (Stray Kids): *scrolling through facebook on the board* here are pictures of a tornado but more importantly, this is my cat

Jacob (The Boyz): *talking about retaliating against my university's mass layoff*

Student - Did you give them a piece of your mind?

Him - No, I brought donuts

Changbin (Stray Kids): I was at the gym when the eclipse happened so I had to pause getting swol to take a picture

Huening Kai (TXT): This class has mandatory attendance because I need attention or I'll die

Namjoon (BTS): A few ice crystals grow at the expense of tons of little water droplets. Kind of like our modern economy

Bonus: "When I was in my early 20s I used to really like the bible. The pages, they were so perfect. I rolled at least 50 blunts with the pages of God's Word."

[dark-waves]

[salty-red-mage]

I love how all of these are wholesome and then bam there's one about a mom doing cocaine

[pastabot]

today is not my birthday

[pastabot]

reblog if your birthday is not today

[powerfulwizard]

Kermit doesn’t have a nose or lips but he conveys more emotion than any human

[powerfulwizard]

[annabellioncourt]

[prussianmemes]

[thatsaltysmallhuman-deactivated]

[prinxietys]

My coworker walked in the breakroom and got a cup of coffee. It's not even one in the afternoon. I ask "how many cups have you had?" He flings the cup back like a shot, inhales

"Six"

And leaves the breakroom without a backwards glance

[nyctosaurid]

human instincts

ghost detection

no one here knows you but they all hate you

go pet that large predatory animal 

[azuretheshitposter]

hit person with cardboard tube

[strangled-mangoes]

Slap someone with overly long sleeves

[muffinworry]

Go upstairs on all fours

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Make weird noise to break awkward silence

[vvdotcom]

[weaver-z]

Nothing is funnier than when Boomers make political cartoons that end up being accidentally hysterical. Case in point

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[nikaalexandra]

OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WE’RE GONNA TALK COLORS

THIS IS SAPPHIRE

THIS IS TEAL

THIS IS PERIWINKLE

THIS IS AZURE

 AND THIS IS TURQUOISE

WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DON’T LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT 

OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?

WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTER’S GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICK ONE YA GODDAMN HIPPIE

[sohnderleere-deactivated2018072]

As someone who is colourblind this post is fucking hilarious because they are in fact all the same fucking colour

[diogenes420]

things heating up in the fuckin uuhhhhhhhhh BLUE fandom 

[fangirltothefullest]

So uh….. fun fact about turquoise

They come in varying degrees of blue and green.

[averruncusho]

THIS IS TUMBLR

[gorps]