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not an addiction - a dedication you see

no dragon age romance will ever compare to zevran arainai. he's bisexual. he was raised in a murder assassin torture cult after being raised in a brothel. he has a bunch of tattoos and even knows how to give them. he tries to murder you when you first meet him and then poses sexily afterwards. he says he's skilled at lockpicking and then never manages to pick a single lock in the entire game. he murdered his last lover after falsely believing that she betrayed the crows. he regularly slept with his marks before killing them to give them one last good night alive. when you ask him to have sex with you he says one liners like "arghhh pirate zevran reporting for duty!" he gets upset and broody when he realizes that he's in love with you after you ask him for more in your relationship. he proposes to you with an earring from a dead guy before he even tells you that he loves you. he's the only companion to almost completely stay with you after origins (besides the dlcs and parts of da2, he presumably stays with you the rest of your lives). if you die, he never gets into a relationship or has sex with anyone ever again. he constantly talks about you when he's away from you (da2). he calls the sword of the dead king of ferelden "sexy" and says that he "must have it". he's a devout andrastian. he loves being an assassin and doesn't feel bad about murdering people. you can have a threesome with him and a woman he used to sleep with and helped save from her abusive husband. he's slept with countless people and you're the first person that he's ever actually loved. he spends the rest of his life when he's not with you devoted to terrorizing the organization that abused him as a child (and adult) and killing of its leaders. when you tell him that you love him, he says that "he knows." he's blonde. and he's perfect in every way possible.

recurringwriter

WHOA!!!!! i love my friends' ocs

abtl

Reblog to let your friends know you love their ocs

kdramastuff

drst

A question for the ages.

brennacedria

The earlier on Tuesday you reblog this the funnier it is. (5:28am)

dinomoder

This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.

gay-mooshrooms

amanite-s

EVERYONE GO WATCH ROCKY SLEEP NOW !!!

sukig2

I just realized that it's not quite true that Earth doesn't know what happened to Grace after he went back for Rocky.

I mean, NASA keeps tracks of what's happening on the other planets. They know which planets are infected with the astrophage.

So they probably know that Erid is NOT infected with it anymore, which means they can come to the conclusion that Grace must have suceeded in finding Rocky.

And now there's a wikipedia page for Rocky and Grace respectively that specifically describe them as the saviours of two planets.