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“Gee, it sure is boring around here.”

Nene, Oichi, Inahime

“Now this is more like it! Foreign beauties! Deciding to kill one is pretty harsh.”

“That’s the nature of it through, right?”

“Off with Inahime’s head! Nothing personal but I have other maidens on my mind. Nene is a darling! The perfect wife if you ask me!”

“And I guess that just leaves us Oichi.”

#sengokujidai

Cao Cao, Xiahou Dun, Xiahou Yuan

“What!? Really!? “

“Well.”

“Cao Cao is easy! Off with his head! We have a score to settle! Damned pest. But that leaves the winners!”

“Truly a tough one. But in the end I think Xiahou Dun is only worth a one night stand!”

“Xiahou Yuan, however... Its the wedding! He’d have no choice but to be loyal then!”

#Anonymous

“Well. What an unexpected amount of questions!”

#holy #moly

anotherrpmemeblog

Ask my muse “Wed, Bed, Behead”

Give my muse three names and they will say which one they will wed, which one they’d bed and which one they’d behead.

savageorchids:

“Oh, come on. You expect me to have to pour it myself when you’ve got two perfectly-working hands? If you expect someone else to do it for you when you’re already capable, maybe you’re not so impressive after all.”

“You’re a shrewd negotiator. If I pour a cup, you acknowledge me as a superior? That is all it takes!?”

akaneology:

❝ O R BE doing MYSELF a favor . I don’t want JUST bounty ; I want to be taken serious around here. I kill so many but can never reach a decent title.❞

“Huh? Not getting a decent title? What are you looking for? I can always use a bloodthirsty governor. It puts the peasants in line!”

libra-dragon

b e t r a y a l. {insp.}

savageorchids:

“No, no, you misunderstand me. I’m saying people like you should be refilling my cup since you’re the one who can afford the best wine. So you should uh, probably hop to that - I’m getting thirsty.”

“I can buy you all the wine in the world! Or even beyond it! But you expect ME to pour it? Gwahaha. Convince some maids of your own, then we’ll really have a lot in common!”

akaneology:

❝ S W O R D Q U E E N ; & I believe with that tone you’ll be under my heel BUT , I heard you’re a powerful man at the moment . Maybe I SHOULDN’T crush you . . ❞

“Crush ME!? What an attitude! But I’m glad you know to change that tone. Opposing me just means you miss out on bounty!”

archivesofhan

“Grandfather’s back! How i missed you so much and your loyal officer Hua Xiong!”

bignastydong

“Princess! You’re worried about that one? He does have a certain charm doesn’t he...”

akaneology replied to your post ““Disappointment is an empty cup.””

" you're right , but you look like the type that shouldn't be right in the first place-"

“And who are you to say that to me!? You better have an official title, pest!”

#akaneology

savageorchids:

“Lessers, though? Can’t say I agree with that. If anything, it should be someone capable of providing who’s filling my cup - they’re the one with the resources to do it, right? I don’t want someone having to scrape together what they have for me, I want something good!”

“A good point. I should aspire to the best maids! Of course! But I still need happy peasants. Hm...”

savageorchids:

“Well I mean, you’re not wrong. The only thing worse than an empty cup is not having anyone around to refill it.”

“Exactly! Why should I have to refill it? When there are people better suited! It gives lessers a job to do anyway! And besides anyone with an empty cup, anyone lacking? They want more! Its what drives men!”

savageorchids:

bignastydong.

“Disappointment is an empty cup.”

“I hate it when you make me agree with you. You know that, right?”

“Gwahaha! I’m sure you and I agree on more than you want to admit! Right? Why would I even ask.”

“Disappointment is an empty cup.”

anonymous-gift-ninja

Happy New Year, @bignastydong!

…you have my respect YOU WRITE HIM SO WELL THOUGH HOW

Aaanyway, have a good one my man!

bignastydong

I can’t believe I missed this but I am beyond touched

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